Shadow Girl: I OWN NARUTO AND KANON!!!

Momo: -shoots her- No she doesn't!!!! Enjoy nya


It was a bright and sunny afternoon. Mai Kawasumi and her best friend, Sayuri Kurata were headed to a village in some unknown nation. After they graduated school, they became so bored with their lives and decided to bother each other just because they had nothing else to do. It's boring, right? Anyways, while walking around the city, they spotted a flier telling about a village named Konoha. The flier had pictures of ninjas and ramen stands. Mai became intrigued, while Sayuri thought it was weird, but despite her boredom, they both decided to take a trip to Konoha, so they packed their bags and said "later" to the city. They traveled in an airplane, a boat, a train, and a bus to transport them to their location.

"What's taking so long?" Sayuri asked impatiently.

Mai shrugged. "It's very far?"

"Gah!" Sayuri buried her head into her heads. "At this rate, the apocalypse might even come!"

Mai simply flicked her forehead. "Be quiet," she said, chuckling.

Sayuri pouted and then laughed. "Are we there yet?"

"Yes we are." Mai pointed outside the window of their bus and saw a big wall. It opened when the bus came through. This was their stop, so they hopped off the bus with their belongings and wandered through the village. It was a very hot day. Oh goody. Mai and Sayuri were sweating like pigs in a sauna due to the heavy kimonos they were wearing.

"I wonder if they have a mall here," Sayuri thought out loud. They began their journey on foot. They encountered many ninjas, possibly every age, practicing or talking to each other. Each group had four members in them. The adult seems to be the leader. "Um, Mai-chan, where are we going?"

"I... don't... know..." was her answer. She stopped to a spiky black-haired boy with a blue ninja headband on his forehead, wearing a blue t-shirt, and white shorts. He was with three other people, one female, both males. The female had pink short hair, a dark red dress, and she looked very pretty. The boy had blond spiky hair with an orange jumpsuit and whiskers on his face. The other boy wasn't a boy. He was a man with white hair, a dark green mask on, and a jumpsuit that matched his mask. "Excuse me," she began to the black-haired boy. "Do you know where..." she took out a small pamphlet to read it. "Hokage Tower is?"

The boy just stared at her. She stared right back without any hesitation, awaiting an answer from him. The others looked at them as if they were having a staring contest. "I get winner!" shouted the blond boy, thinking it was a staring contest.

Just then, the black-haired boy caught something in the corner of his eye. "Is that real?" he asked, pointing to the sword attached to Mai. She nodded her head. Sayuri laughed.

"Does this mean you know where Hokage Tower is?" she asked.

He didn't pay attention to her question, which annoyed Sayuri very much. "I bet you don't even use it."

Mai pulled out her sword as if she was ready to battle the guy. "I bet you're wrong."

He smirked with pride and took out his kunai. "Is that a challenge?"

The man smacked his forehead and grabbed the black-haired boy. "Excuse him, he's very challenging," he said. "My name is Kakashi. This..." he nudged the boy. "... is Sasuke Uchiha..." Kakashi pointed to the blond boy and pink-haired girl. "...he's Naruto Uzumaki, and she's Sakura Haruno."

"Konnichiwa Kakashi-san," Sayuri greeted. "My name is Sayuri Kurata and this is my friend, Mai Kawasumi." Mai withdrew her sword away and bowed. "We're vacationing here in Konoha, but we're lost. Do you know where Hokage Tower is?"

He pointed to something far away from the girls. "It's there." They looked behind them and saw a tall building.

"So you're not ninjas?" Naruto asked.

Mai and Sayuri shook their heads. "Just tourists."

"Welcome to Konoha!" Sakura exclaimed. She made the peace gesture and winked at them. "Hope you enjoy your stay!"

"We will," Mai retorted, glancing at Sasuke. His arms were crossed and he glanced right back at Mai with a piercing expression. She then looked back at Sakura and smiled at her.

"Just don't get too comfortable," Sasuke mumbled.

"Sasuke!" Kakashi shouted. "Where are your manners!?"

"I threw them out the window," he teased. Naruto laughed like crazy while Sakura gave a half smile.

Sayuri came towards him and poked his head. "You're very headstrong."

"Got a problem with that?"

She shook her head. "Just be careful what you say Sasuke-kun!" With that, she and Mai left, going to Hokage Tower.

"That's some very wise advice," Kakashi stated. "And just for that, I'm going to take you two out for some ramen. Want to come with us?"

"Yeah!" Naruto yelled.

No! They might steal Sasuke-kun away from me! Sakura thought, crossing her fingers.

Sayuri shook her head. "Thank you, but we'll have to pass." Sakura cheered inside her head. Just then, a growl came from Mai's stomach. "On second thought, Mai-chan's hungry. We'll go with you!" Sayuri changed her mind, feeling Mai should have something to eat. Damn,Sakura thought without showing an expression whatsoever.

"Alright follow me ladies," Kakashi said, taking them to Ichikaru's Ramen Bar.

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Sayuri and Naruto slurped noisily while Mai, Sasuke, and Sakura ate their ramen gracefully. Kakashi already finished his meal and read his infamous porn novel. "What are you reading?" Mai asked curiously. Kakashi's eyes widen.

"Ugh..."

"Historical fiction?"

"Oh."

Naruto flashed Kakashi a confused look. "I thought that was a po---"

"YES SASUKE'S BI-POLAR!" Kakashi yelled. Silence. Sasuke made an irritated grunt. "My apologies Sasuke."

"Whatever." They went back to eating ramen. Sayuri finished hers.

"That was delicious! Thank you again, Kakashi-san," Sayuri said.

"You're welcome." He gave a gleeful look. Mai then finished her ramen.

"Thank you," she said quietly.

"You're welcome Miss Kawasumi."

They both stood from their stools and started leaving. "Bye ya'll!" Sayuri waved at them. Suddenly, a kunai came flying towards Mai and she stopped dead in her tracks. The kunai missed her by an inch, but it did hit her hair. She gasped and turned around. Sayuri turned around as well, frightened more than Mai was.

"Sasuke what the hell are you doing!?" Naruto yelled at him.

"We're not done yet," he said, standing up.

"Sasuke Uchiha, I forbid you to fight with Miss Kawasumi!" Kakashi said.

"No... it's okay," Mai muttered. Sayuri was shaking very much and apparently nervous that Sasuke might throw a kunai at her in any second. "I'll give him a challenge." She took out her sword.

"Mai-chan, no!" Sayuri whispered to her.

Kick her ass Sasuke-kun! Sakura thought. "No Sasuke-kun, don't do it!"

He came charging to her with a kunai and sliced towards her direction. Mai clinked her sword with the kunai and swing-kicks Sasuke. He falls, but quickly gets up and throws the kunai at her back. She gets out of the way of the kunai, but it did scratch her kimono. She jumped up and charged her sword to Sasuke. He grabbed another kunai and defended himself, while the kunai and the sword clinks again. His hand was touching the ground, making a stand while Mai was almost on top of him. "Not bad... for a girl..." He wrapped his arm around Mai. It took her by surprise, but didn't throw her off their position. She made her sword push the kunai at Sasuke. He pushes back with force. Then, from the sudden forcing the weapons to each other, it slipped from their hands and caused both of them to fall down and...

"Oh no!" Naruto yelled.

"Oh no," Kakashi mumbled.

"Oh no!" Sayuri yelled, surprised.

"OH NO!!!" Sakura screamed in the top of her lungs.

"OH YEAH!!!!" the kool-aid guy shouted, coming out of nowhere... JUST KIDDING :D

The sudden incident took the four people by shocked. Their jaws were almost down to their knees, and they stood there, dumbfounded of the incident. How did this happen? Why did this happen? When did this happened? What, in God's nature, made this happen? Oh yeah, did I mention Sasuke and Mai a shared a kiss? They looked at each other, blushing red and red and... lots of red. Since Sasuke had his arm wrapped around Mai and they were both on the ground, she laying on top of him, it made it seem very compromising... After that, they stopped after two long hours (nah, only ten seconds). He pushed her off of him, his face surprised. She looked scarred for life as well. Sakura was thinking ugly thoughts. Kakashi's face was expressionless. Only Naruto and Sayuri thought it was "meant to be."

"Awww how cute!" Sayuri said cheerfully. "And it was Mai's first kiss as well!"

"What!?" Sasuke yelled, still blushing.

"You're in love! You're in love!" Naruto said, making fun of them.

Mai only stood there quietly. "Actually it was kind of cute..." Kakashi stated.

"Did... you... enjoy it Sasuke!?" Sakura said over gritted teeth and bawling fists.

"Hell no," he said standing up. "I'm leaving." Sasuke then walked away, with his head held down, apparently very flushed.

"He definitely liked it," Sayuri muttered to Naruto. He crossed his arms.

"He didn't even deserve to get kissed by accident! Believe it!"

Mai stood up from the ground. "It's time to go..." she said, looking away so no one would see the hidden red on her cheeks.

Sayuri nodded. "I think it is." She turned to the ninjas. "Later!"

"Bye," Mai said, not turning to them.

"Have fun in Konoha!" Naruto chuckled. "Like you already did just now!"

"Bye!" Sakura shouted. And don't come back...

"Until next time ladies!" Kakashi cried after them.

They headed to Hokage Tower. Sayuri looked cheerful, while Mai was still red after the incident. "How was it?" Sayuri asked.

"It was a mistake," Mai muttered.

"But didn't you like it?" Mai shook her head slowly. "Come on! You know you like it! I mean, you're still blushing!" Sayuri started laughing. Mai only faced down. Yeah, she did like it, and yeah, she would like to admit that, but not until Sasuke admits he likes it too...


Momo: End of chapter for now! Thanks for reading and please review nya

Shadow Girl: x.x

Momo: Don't worry about her, she's just being a drama queen!

Shadow Girl: x.x

Momo: Go away dead body... hehe... XD