AlexisCullen13-Welcome everyone this is interview with the Cullens I'm you host AlexisCullen13.
Darkroxas95-And I'm her wait a minute why the hell are you the host I'm the author.
AlexisCullen13-You promised this job to me.
Darkroxas95-Ok but we have equal power in this
AlexisCullen13-Fine now let bring out the Cullens.
The audients cheers and all the Cullens come out.
Darkroxas95-Emmett can you please come here I have something for you to sign.
Emmett-ok.
He comes up signs the sheet and goes back to the other.
Darkroxas95-OK EVERYONE EMMETT JUST SIGNED A WAVER SAYING HE'S A RETARD.
The audients laughs
Darkroxas95-This is going on youtube.
AlexisCullen13-Uh let me do it.
She pulls out a laptop and post the signed waver on youtube.
AlexisCullen13-ok done.
Edward-Can we go now.
Darkroxas95-ok.
AlexisCullen13-So Bella how are yours and Edwards's love life?
Bella-Good.
Darkroxas95-Ask better questions.
AlexisCullen13-Shut the fuck up.
Darkroxas95-Emmett how many houses have you and rose break down.
Emmett-We break about five a week.
Darkroxas95-Wow that's amazing.
Emmett-Yup and she's good in the
SMACK
Rose-What the hell are you saying that for!?
An alarm goes off and the Cullens look around to see what its means.
AlexisCullen13-Looks like it's time for
Audients- I triple dog dare you!
AlexisCullen13-Since this is the first chapter we will start out with the audients.
Audientsmember1- I dare Bella to drink a six-pack of Red Bull.
The crew brings in the Red Bull.
AlexisCullen13-So will you take the dare or will you take the dare from the perverts sent us that involves you getting naked.
Bella-I'll take the dare.
Bella goes and dinks the six-pack in thirty minutes.
Darkroxas95-Ok boys being in the tree.
The crew brings in a thirteen foot tree and Bella starts to climb it.
Everyone except the Cullens- Bella What Does Red Bull Give You?!
Bella-Wings.
She jumps out of the tree and lands in Edward's arms.
Then the strangest thing happens Bella removes her shirt and bra.
Darkroxas95-All guys look away before Edwards kills us!
All the guys turn around.
Darkroxas95 walks out of the studio
AlexisCullen13-This is soooo going on to the internet.
Commercial break
AlexisCullen13's backstage videos
AlexisCullen13-Ok everyone I'm going to video tape what goes on backstage. Now let's she what Bella and Edward are doing.
AlexisCullen13 walks to their room.
When she gets there she sees Bella and Edward making out.
AlexisCullen13-(smirks)(whispers) This is so going on Ebay.
She continues recording till the break was about over.
End of Commercial break
AlexisCullen13-ok that's all for today so review and send us your dares for any of the Cullens.
Darkroxas95-That's right and a surprise guest will be coming later in the story.
Alexis13-Hope to see you in the next chapter. Alexis out.
Curtains fall
Voice 1- What the hell was that?
Voice 2-What ?
Voice 1-That's what I'm here for.
Next time
Alice gives AlexisCullen13 a makeover and Bella's Personal secrets come out.
