CHAPTER 1:
ONE MORE TIME NOW!
A small boy with orange hair and violet eyes walked slowly past his parents' room. He was only around five, so he didn't understand why moans and groans had been coming from their room. He held his bunny doll in one hand, and turned the doorknob with the other. "Mommy...Daddy?" he asked upon entering. Two figures immediately shot up from bed.
"I-Ichi!" the woman said, a bright shade of pink. She had the same color of eyes as him, and they both seemed to glow in the dark. The boy tilted his head.
"Ummm...what's going on?" Ichi asked innocently. He looked at his father, who was a deep shade of red.
"Well, um... you see..." Ichigo tried to rack his brain for any possible answer. Of course, he found none. "We were...um..."
"We were talking to the Magic Conch!" Rukia squealed. She pulled out the purple shell and pulled the string. "Oh Magic Conch, what should we do next?" Rukia asked, thinking that it would give some stupid answer.
"Get down with ya bad self! Ooh...naughty... Turn on the he-" the shell was stopped when Ichigo threw it on the ground and made sure that it was thoroughly dead. Rukia wiped her forehead in relief.
"That conch has problems," Ichi observed. Rukia and Ichigo nodded furiously, hoping that the boy would just go back to bed and forget that this ever happened.
"Now go back to bed, son" Ichigo instructed. The small boy nodded his head and walked off.
"That was too close..." Rukia whispered before pulling Ichigo under the covers.
The next day, Ichi was playing with his best friend, Shino. (No, not the bug dude from Naruto...) Shino pulled his straw hat down, attempting to shield his face from the sun.
Ichi's jaw dropped when Rengi Abarai walked up to them. "G'morning, Ichi!" she called cheerfully. She was a cute five year old, who was created by Mayuri when he got a DNA sample from Renji.
"Hello, Rengi!" Ichi called back. Shino nodded.
"So, who wants to take on me?" Kana Zaraki asked. She was tough, a trait given to her by her father. Even though she was young, she packed a mighty punch, something Ichi had to learn the hard way...
"Hi, Kana!" Rengi smiled at her best friend.
"HI EVERYONE!!!" A small girl with black hair and glasses called. Ichi and Shino groaned when Hime Ishida (No, Uryu did not get together with Orihime, Hime means Princess and Hime's like, the "Quincy Princess.") "How's everyone today? Hmmm..." she asked. No one knew where she got her peppiness from. "Hi, Yuri!" she called to the purple-haired boy that walked up.
"Hi, Hime-san!" he said cheerfully. He always put honorifics at the ends of his words, something he had learned from his father.
"So, what'd you guys do last night?" Rengi asked.
"I witnessed my father kill a plastic shell because it had issues..." Ichi answered. They all stared to look at him.
"Same here," Kana answered bluntly.
"I read a book with my mom," Shino said.
"I learned how to sew...again..." Hime said not as cheerfully.
"I asked my dad which part of him didn't have a tattoo, and he never answered me," Rengi said.
"Okayyyyyyy..." was everyone's reply.
Meanwhile, Rukia looked through the mail for the Thirteenth Squad. "Ichigo..." she said slyly. "Look what I found..." she held up a brochure to a certain hot spring where they had made certain love. Ichigo smiled at the brochure.
"This...this'll be fun..." Ichigo said.
"What about Ichi?" she asked.
"He can come too."
Rukia smiled. She was really gonna like this vacation...
Everyone was going. Everyone that this story covers, at least.
What kind of mischief can Ichi and his friends make? Did this chapter suck? What will be in store for this vacation? Find out on the next chapter of "Vacation: Wish it would ALWAYS End."
A.N.: YEA! The third story! I know the first chapter stunk, but it will get better...sort of...