Dumorties
By: Tee, Mange, and Dee
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: no I don't own any of the sonic characters (unfortunately… oh how I wish shadow was mine… ahem anywho…)
NOTE: please for give me for the stupidity that will later ensue… and sorry it is so short… more chapters will follow!
::Let the story begin::
Note: Dear Sonic,
You suck!
Your friend,
Shadow
And with a stroke of his pen Shadow folded the note and passed it to Sonic, who opened it.
Sonic: (turns around in his seat to look at Shadow and mouths the words) Omea o Korosu!!!! (I will kill you in Japanese.)
:: Right when he turned around the teacher turned and saw him. ::
Teacher: Sonic… Can you come here; I'd like to have a word with you.
:: Sonic looked up and shook his head, but he did as he was told and went to the teacher. ::
Sonic: Hai? May I help you?
Teacher: Don't get smart with me young man! I saw you talking to Shadow! The poor thing was trying to take a test from when he was out with the flu and a Broken leg; I ought to teach you a lesson by making you stand out in the hall for the rest of the class period, but I'm a nice teacher so maybe I'll let off with a warning this time.
Sonic: Okay! Whatever you say Teach!
:: The teacher scowled darkly at Sonic as he walked quickly back to his desk. ::
Sonic: (turns to face Shadow again) you've got the bleepin' teacher in your hands! How the (bleep) do you do it?
Shadow: (smiling) I'm a bleepin' god I tell ya, all the ladies in this school love me don't-cha know? Oh, and by the way, the teacher's looking at you again.
:: Sonic turned around to see the teacher standing right in front of him pointing out towards the door. ::
Sonic Bleep it!!!!
:: Sonic slapped his forehead for falling for another of Shadow's tricks… again… Fin. ::