David and The Brain
By. ErekChee
This is a fanfic I wrote a long time ago but never finished. If it gets good reviews, I will finish it.
"Yes," the Brain said gleefully as he rubbed his paws together. "Yes! Finally, the moment of triumph has come. After all this work, we are finally here at the counting of the votes in Florida! Pinky should be destroying all of 'Dubba' Bushes votes! Then, our Al Gore android shall become president of the United States and I, Brain, shall take over the world! I better check on Pinky..."
The mouse walked over to where his partner, Pinky, was balling up pieces of paper and throwing them in a wastebasket.
"Hey, Brain! NARF!" he said, tossing another paper in to the basket.
"How is everything going, Pinky?"
"Just swell, Brain! I'm throwing away all of Al Gores votes, just like you said!"
Brain almost collapsed. "WHAT! You were supposed to throw away BUSH'S votes!"
"Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh.......Poit!"
Suddenly, all of the tanned, elderly people sitting in the room stopped snoring and woke up.
"Welp, time to count the votes!" said an old woman.
They all began to look at the paper. Finally, an old man stood up.
"Looks like Bush won!"
Suddenly, smoke came out of robo-Gores ears.
"What!-Mice-cause-robo-Gore-to-lose?-Robo-Gore-exterminate-mice."
As Brain smacked himself on the forehead and silently cursed Pinky, Gore
fired two missiles at Pinky and Brain, and sent them flying out of the room.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
THUD!THUD!
"Whahaha!" laughed Pinky. "Lets do it again! That was fun-fun-silly-willy!"
Brain reared back and punched Pinky in the nose.
"Hahaha! ZORT!"
"Come, Pinky. Let's head back to the lab."
So, Pinky and the Brain began heading down the street and back to try and find their ways back home. What they didn't notice was a blonde, teenage girl kneeling down in front of a mouse.
"David..." said the crying girl. "I don't know what to do with you. So I'm just going to leave you here. Go. Try and find some of your own kind."
The girl walked away, and the mouse headed over to the curb.
[Great,] David thought-spoke. [Where am I going to find talking mice who
want to take over the world?]
At that moment, Pinky and Brain walked over to David.
"Hello, fellow mousy!" said Pinky. "Do you know the way to Acme Labs?"
"And hurry with it!" commanded Brain. "We are in a hurry, for we are trying to take over the world!"
[Acme Labs is two blocks down and to the left. You can't miss it.]
"Thanks." The two lab mice left David where he was standing, and began walking home.
Wait a minute! David realized, and ran after them.
[Wait! You two are talking mice who want to take over the world!]
Brain nodded. "And you are a mouse who can talk telepathically."
"Ohhh, good comeback, Brain!"
[But, I am also a talking mouse who wants to take over the world! You see, I used to be a human, but due to some unfortunate events, I am now a mouse. And if we combined our forces, we could rule Earth together.]
Brain considered this. "Well, let me converse with my friend here, first." Brain took Pinky off to the side out of David's listening range.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but where DO banana nuts come from?"
Brain pulled a pencil out of nowhere and hit Pinky on the head with it.
"NARF!" They headed back to where David was standing.
"We have accepted your offer," said Brain.
[Great! My name is David.]
"I am the Brain, and this is my idiot sidekick."
"You may call me Idiot for short...Troz!"
By. ErekChee
This is a fanfic I wrote a long time ago but never finished. If it gets good reviews, I will finish it.
"Yes," the Brain said gleefully as he rubbed his paws together. "Yes! Finally, the moment of triumph has come. After all this work, we are finally here at the counting of the votes in Florida! Pinky should be destroying all of 'Dubba' Bushes votes! Then, our Al Gore android shall become president of the United States and I, Brain, shall take over the world! I better check on Pinky..."
The mouse walked over to where his partner, Pinky, was balling up pieces of paper and throwing them in a wastebasket.
"Hey, Brain! NARF!" he said, tossing another paper in to the basket.
"How is everything going, Pinky?"
"Just swell, Brain! I'm throwing away all of Al Gores votes, just like you said!"
Brain almost collapsed. "WHAT! You were supposed to throw away BUSH'S votes!"
"Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh.......Poit!"
Suddenly, all of the tanned, elderly people sitting in the room stopped snoring and woke up.
"Welp, time to count the votes!" said an old woman.
They all began to look at the paper. Finally, an old man stood up.
"Looks like Bush won!"
Suddenly, smoke came out of robo-Gores ears.
"What!-Mice-cause-robo-Gore-to-lose?-Robo-Gore-exterminate-mice."
As Brain smacked himself on the forehead and silently cursed Pinky, Gore
fired two missiles at Pinky and Brain, and sent them flying out of the room.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
THUD!THUD!
"Whahaha!" laughed Pinky. "Lets do it again! That was fun-fun-silly-willy!"
Brain reared back and punched Pinky in the nose.
"Hahaha! ZORT!"
"Come, Pinky. Let's head back to the lab."
So, Pinky and the Brain began heading down the street and back to try and find their ways back home. What they didn't notice was a blonde, teenage girl kneeling down in front of a mouse.
"David..." said the crying girl. "I don't know what to do with you. So I'm just going to leave you here. Go. Try and find some of your own kind."
The girl walked away, and the mouse headed over to the curb.
[Great,] David thought-spoke. [Where am I going to find talking mice who
want to take over the world?]
At that moment, Pinky and Brain walked over to David.
"Hello, fellow mousy!" said Pinky. "Do you know the way to Acme Labs?"
"And hurry with it!" commanded Brain. "We are in a hurry, for we are trying to take over the world!"
[Acme Labs is two blocks down and to the left. You can't miss it.]
"Thanks." The two lab mice left David where he was standing, and began walking home.
Wait a minute! David realized, and ran after them.
[Wait! You two are talking mice who want to take over the world!]
Brain nodded. "And you are a mouse who can talk telepathically."
"Ohhh, good comeback, Brain!"
[But, I am also a talking mouse who wants to take over the world! You see, I used to be a human, but due to some unfortunate events, I am now a mouse. And if we combined our forces, we could rule Earth together.]
Brain considered this. "Well, let me converse with my friend here, first." Brain took Pinky off to the side out of David's listening range.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but where DO banana nuts come from?"
Brain pulled a pencil out of nowhere and hit Pinky on the head with it.
"NARF!" They headed back to where David was standing.
"We have accepted your offer," said Brain.
[Great! My name is David.]
"I am the Brain, and this is my idiot sidekick."
"You may call me Idiot for short...Troz!"