I ran up to the light blue dog,
The name Flippy above his head.
My eyes opened and cleared the fog,
His expression changed to dread.
"You don't know how to use Speedchat?" his cold voice barked.
I shook my head and did not speak,
"Well this is what you will do!" he slyly remarked.
I chose "Toontastic!" because I thought it was unique.
A magic poof of smoke arose
All around me,
I shook my head and crinkled my nose,
I am now a black cat, so this I will always be!