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Hey, my name is James Potter. This is my list of my top ten muggle pranks that I played this year. I thought, why not do something new? So...
Remember that prank you pulled where...
Shut it, Sirius you'll give everything away. Why don't you quit interrupting me and go make your own list?
Now as I was saying, this is my list...
You think you should do this, Prongs? I mean, you're going to be giving people bad ideas.
Moony! Get out!
Can I help?
No, Wormtail, I'm doing this alone!
That's not what you said if I asked if you needed help with your essay. Now that you're doing something fun, though, you don't want help?
Just go away!
Okay, now that there's no one left to interrupt me...
Hey James!
Oh, hi Lily.
What do you have behind your back?
Nothing just a piece of paper.
Alright then, I'll see you later, then, for our date. Bye.
Bye. Lily. Oh she's so beautiful! Now where was I?
I'm going to make a list of ten great muggle pranks that I have tried. Some wizards{like Sirius} think muggles don't know how to play tricks because their lack of magic, but, sometimes the simpler, the better.
So here's Number 10.
#10 Pin on the Chair
I stood outside the Transfiguraion classroom and put my ear to the door. Class would be starting in twenty minutes, but I wanted to get there early {that's a first} so I could set up my prank. I didn't hear any sound coming from within, so I guessed Mcgonagall hadn't come in yet. I knocked just to be on the safe side, and when there was no answer, I opened the door.
I made my way through the jumble of chairs and desks until I reached Mcgonagall's. The small steel pin that I pulled from my robe pocket glinted evilly. I placed it sharp side up on the teacher's chair and sniggered; this would be great!
Twenty minutes later, I was standing with the rest of the students in front of the classroom, and Mcgonagall opened the door.
When everyone was seated, she began.
"Today we are going to food Transfiguration, such as apples to oranges, coffee to tea, and such. Please open you books to page 235, and I will pass out the objects that you are going to be changing."
She grabbed a box on her desk, and passed out some fruit and passed it around. When everybody had an apple or orange or banana, and began practicing, Mcgonagall seemed satisfied, and headed to her chair.
The excitement rising, I tried as best I could to stifle a giggle, but Sirius, who was sitting next to me, mouthed, 'What's so funny?'
I just pointed to the front of the room, where Mcgonagall plopped into her chair.
There was a delayed reaction, then boom! She shot up and stifled a yowl, rubbing her rear end. She plucked the pin out of her robes and glared at the students, who had all looked up from their fruit.
"Who was the immature person who did this?"
Everybody grew quiet and glanced at me; every time a trick was played, everyone immediately turned to me, thinking I had done it, and usually they were right.
"Potter," Mcgonagall sighed. She was growing quite tired of the pranks. "Did you do this?"
"It was an experiment, Professor!" I said, still inwardly giggling at the professor's reaction, trying to explain how I wanted to see how wizard's would react to muggle pranks.
"Potter, ten points from Gryffindor. No, I don't want to hear any explanations, just be quiet and continue on with the lesson." Mcgonagall checked her chair before sitting down and sighing. James Potter was going to break her one of these days; she had never had a more...unique...Gryffindor in her house.
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