Disclaimer: I don't own dgrayman and if I did I would not be writing this crappy story right now .

Chapter 1

It had been a tough day at the office and Allen Walker just couldn't seem to catch a break. He was called into the office of his boss, Malcolm C. Leverrer. His boss loved being a jackass to everybody. Well, maybe except Lenalee he just kept sending Lenalee these lustful looks if it wasn't for Komui , Lenalee would have gotten raped already.

So this Leverrer started complaining to Allen that he was making mistakes in his work. Allen just wished he could just punch Leverrer straight in the face but he wouldn't be a gentlemen if he did that. Not to mention he needed the money to pay his stupid master's debts.

And for once in his life he was able to get a well paying job in the Black Order company without having to have two or three jobs just so that he could earn end's meat, once Allen returned to his office,he sighed which earned the attention of one of his co-workers and best friend,Lavi.

Lavi said "So what's up Al why are you sighing?"

"It's nothing I'm just a little depressed after having to go to Leverrer's office."

"I don't blame you anybody would be depressed after having to go to his office." "Yosh! This calls for us to go to the bar so we could cheer up my old buddy,Al."

"Lavi I appreciate the offer but I don't like drinking and I doubt alcohol is gonna make me feel better."

"Of course it will! One wise man said that once you drink alcohol you will know nothing but pleasure."

"Yeah,sure whatever you say Lavi."

"Besides it's not like a little alcohol will do you any harm." "I could fall off a bridge because I was drunk."

" Stop being so negative Moyashi-kun. Nothing will happen I will even have Yuu-chan come with us so that you will feel even happier."

"Jumping off a bridge doesn't seem too bad right now." "Oh, Al you're so funny."

-2 hours later-

Allen Walker is currently drinking his fifth cup of alcohol and singing "Hit me baby one more time."

Lavi started laughing. "Ha Ha Ha! Isn't Moyashi-kun such a great singer that he should be on American Idol."

Kanda asked "Are you high?" "Maybe." "So when are we leaving?"

"Aw! But we've only been here for 2 hours."
"Unlike you and the stupid beansprout I have work to finish and I wasn't able to finish it thanks to a certain rabbit."
"Ok Ok I get it you can leave but you're gonna have to drive Allen home since I don't have a car." "What? Why do I have to? Just leave the stupid beansprout here."

"Yuu-chan how could you say that! Moyashi-kun is our friend."

Kanda suddenly points his sword at Lavi "Me and the Moyashi were never friends ! When are you gonna get that through your thick skull!"
"Ok then what about this I will stop bothering you for 1 month if you take Al home?"

"Make it 2 months." "Eh? Yuu-chan I can't do that you're my bestest friend in the whole wide world I can't leave you alone for 2 months."

Kanda starts walking away "Ok! I get it 2 months there are you happy?" "Yes a lot." "So where does the Moyashi live?" "The thing is I don't know his address so he's gonna have to stay at your place."

"What?" "Don't worry it's only for 1 night and I won't bother you for 2 months and I'll even do the rest of the work you didn't finish." "So is it a deal?" "Che."

-next day-

Allen wakes up to realize he's not in his room. He also feels a large weight on him. He turns around and meets face to face with Kanda. During this he has only one thing to say "Shit."

And that was the day Allen said his first curse word.

AN: For those who've read this story before I've decided to rewrite it. Today there will be two new chapters. Next week on Thursday there will be a new chapter. I'm extremely sorry for not being able to update this past couple of months there's been lots of things I've had to do but I promise I'll update regularly now. So I hope you enjoy my crappy story. :) And don't forget to review or the Earl really will be by Allen's side.