Hello again! I wanted to write a Disgaea one-shot. It's WAY short, but sometimes that's not a bad thing! ;) It's LaharlxEtna, even though I like LaharlxFlonne better!

Pudding

By: White Kite

When Etna got mad, she got really mad. Like bring down half of the castle mad.

It was a big deal for all the people living in said castle, and it happened constantly. (Much to the distress of the Prinnies.)

Fortunately, Laharl knew exactly how to help.

He read somewhere once, that when girls got mad, they liked to be bought things.

Like flowers,

or stuffed animals,

or expensive chocolate.

Etna hated all that stuff. Well... She liked chocolate pudding. All pudding to be exact.

Once, Laharl had taken her last pudding from the kitchen, and in result, she left the castle in pure anger.

She was gone for awhile, be he and Flonne were able to drag her back in the end.

Ever since she was brought back in to service as his vassel, there were times when she had just got, extremely angry. Sometimes for no reason.

So, in order to make amends, something he would never do for anyone else, he had bought her some pudding.

So when she stormed out of the castle that day, he crept in to her room, and placed the pudding on her bed.

He left a note on the top of the chocolate six-pack which read,

"I know you like pudding, so I bought you some. Calm down, idiot." -Laharl

Laharl had found that as soon as she found the pudding that day, her anger had completely gone away.

Since then, Laharl had found that whenever Etna got uncontrollably mad, he would go buy her some pudding.

When she was out killing things in a useless attempt to drain her own anger, he would put the pudding in her room.

Each time he would place a note on top of the quite large pack of pudding which read,

"I know you like pudding, so I bought you some. Calm down, idiot." -Laharl

and then each time she would come out of her room completely back to normal.

Happy once again. (Much to the delight of the Prinnies.)

Today, was a little different.

Today, she got the pudding, read the note, and walked out of her room. Only to head straight to his own room.

Laharl glanced up at the light which spilled in to his room as the door opened, Etna came in, and then closed the door, leaving the room pitch black again.

She walked over to the dull black coffin where he was currently staring at the spot he thought she was standing in curiousity.

Etna simply bent over to see him face to face.

Laharl wondered calmly if she was mad, he couldn't see her face that well, maybe she didn't like all the pudding that he bought her.

He felt her face next to his, and he felt himself blush as she whispered in his ear,

"Thanks for the pudding, idiot."

Etna gave him a small kiss on the cheek before straightening herself out, and walking out of the room, leaving a happily-confused Laharl to his thoughts.

"I-I better go buy more pudding." He said to himself with a mischievous smile.

END

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