Artemis's Obsession With Anne Robinson and Sky TV

by A Penguin Named Jim

To Artemis it was just another day, but life had other ideas, life wanted to teach him an important lesson about the power of daytime TV and the dangers of obsession.

Artemis's Obsession With Anna Robinson And Sky TV

One day when Holly was out shopping for snails, Artemis had been left in the house to look after his 73 children.

He turned on the TV and saw Anne Robinson presenting "The Weakest Link".

"Oooh," he said, "I'm in love."

He then became obsessed with Anne Robinson and watched sky TV until the end of his days.