Okay, so my friend had this random idea a few months ago, and began writing Mary Sue Parodies. However, she decided that she didn't like them, and never finished them..So I'm doing it for her.

Each one shot will focus on a certain type of Sue and/different location. Hopefully, you enjoy them!

Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings is not mine, and no matter how many times I ask Santa, I still don't own Legolas. *sigh*

Arawena Estella Evenstariel shook her long blonde hair out lightly as she entered the Council of Elrond. Her luscious strawberry blonde curls fell down her back and her greenish-bluish-greyish eyes shone in the light of the sun, which made them twice as beautiful. She sat down, ignoring the looks she was getting from everyone else who was present., who stared at her until Elrond started to talk.

She didn't actually concentrate on the words said, only the super hot Elf across from her…Legolas Greenleaf, whose name was actually Legolas Thranduilion. She dreamily imagined several situations involving herself and her unfortunate lust object, that would cause this tale to be rated R, or to make Legolas run away, screaming his head off and in need of therapy. Arawena jumped when Legolas suddenly stood and spoke to a short dude named Fredo, an old guy named Gadolf-or something like that- and some smelly human, whose names didn't matter because he CLEARLY wasn't Legolas. Smiling, Arawena decided, she would join whatever was happening, so after some other human offered his help, she stood and smiled a dazzling smile, which momentarily blinding the people in front of her.

"I will help thee as well for thy quest will be difficult, and you shall need my wisdom." She said, flicking her long, curly strawberry blonde hair back, though it wasn't actually necessary. The fellowship stared at her for a second and Arawena smiled…they were obviously dazzled by her looks, after all she was beautiful. Then, Elrond spoke.

"You're not being serious, are you?" Arawena gasped, and then giggled.

"Oh, dada… you are funny!" She giggled again. Elrond however, was not amused.

"Dada? What is a 'Dada'?" Legolas repeated, somewhat stunned. The dwarf beside him raised an eyebrow.

"This is…rather interesting." He finally said. Arawena turned to glare at him.

"I don't even know your name but you're not hot and you're short and have a beard and you smell funny so I automatically hate you!" She screamed at him. The-automatically-hated-dwarf raised his other eyebrow.

"I think that is a good thing, in this case." He replied. Legolas turned to the dwarf.

"You have no idea how lucky you are." He said. At this, everyone smirked. Arawena, rather hurt by this decided to get some sympathy.

"You are all so cruel to me! Just like my Dada and Mameth were when I was just a tiny she-elf. They treated me like a slave and beat me when they wanted to." She began to sob and fell to the ground. Legolas frowned slightly and Arawena smiled slightly… it was working!

"I thought you said Elrond was your 'Dada'?" He said carefully. Arawena stopped and frowned slightly.

"Well, yes he…But, no! He's…" She paused, completely confused.

Several seconds later, there was a POOF! Followed by a cloud of pink smoke. Everyone calmly waited for the smoke to clear, revealing a small pile of purple ashes, that were glittering slightly in the sun. Elrond sighed in relief. The second man who had volunteered for the Fellowship,s shook his head.

"I did not believe you when you said that these creatures known as Sues were not very bright-But if they have seen these things you call 'movies', surely they would realise I am not Boromir?" Legolas sighed and patted his shoulder.

"They only pay attention to myself and Lord Aragorn. It seems we're the only people that they know." Faramir nodded in understanding.

"You have my sympathies, my friend. You really do."

Well, what did you think? Let me know! (Please do, I would love to tell my friend what people think...)