The Legend of Fortress: Wind Waker

by Tatergattler

Blu Team has defeated RED but a more dangerous threat is rising, engineer and his wacky inventions send the team to the Great Sea where Link has taken major and possibly life threating injuries, medic's medi-gun is destroyed, how will Blu team cope with this craziness? Rated T For Team Fortress 2 and mild craziness that will be added later on!

1. Meet the Hype Module!

The Legend of Fortress; The Wind Waker

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY THING FROM TF2 OR THE LEGEND OF ZELDA SEIRIES!(or any other random junk I stuff in here) THIS IZ A PARODY!

Hey! Welcome to the second fic I could wait to get started, that will NOT mean however, that 'The Lightest Footstep' will go unacknowledged. Jus some pre-story backup; In the crazy world of valve, Blu (Builder's League United) has captured every control point worth capping and this first chapter is told during the leasure time in PL_Badwater and will for the only time be told in a first person prospective as Austin, the Scout.

Chapter 1: Meet the Hype Module

I sighed to myself and took a swig of Bonk, it's been nearly 2 months since RED's defeat in CP_Badlands, and I could tell nothing exiting was going to happen for quite a while. Everyone was doing their own thing that they normally did; Jack, The Sharpshot of the group was down in the shooting range, Bobby Gunnz, the Demo? Well err... let's just say he's gonna have a bad hangover tomorrow... Colton, Engineer was busy on trying to figure out new, awesome, and fun ways to kill other people. Burns? Well he's trying to set a comic book on fire with his 'Pyrokenissis' as I have called it. Tyler, the Soldier was busy talking to his heads (Look back to 'Meet the Soldier') . Dane the Heavy weight of the group was sleeping on the couch, his snores almost shaking the entire base down. Spears, our Medic locked himself in his lab while trying to upgrade his medi-gun. And Ryan, the spy was busy trying to distract a busy Jack as best he could.

I got up to throw the empty can away and was stopped by Spears.

"Austin! I've been looking for you." he held up something resembling a quick-fix

"And that was supposed to do?" I asked

"That's what I came here to find out! I need someone we don't need." he pointed the modded medi-gun at me

"Umm are you 100% sure this is safe?"

"I HAVE NO IDEA!" he yelled, while I face-palmed.

"Ok fine! Do it already, I'll respawn anyways." He pushed forward the lever and I felt like I just drank over 9001 cans of bonk, one after the other.

"AH! CALM DOWN!" the medic yelled, and reluctantly pulled the lever back to position I was in mid air when he did this and I fell flat on my face. The crazed german looked at his new invention and tried it on Dane, who never woke up cuz he's Dane, what else do you have to say bout that? Heavy immediately sat up as straight a arrow and started to bounce around. Spears looked happily at his new weapon and christened it; 'Hype Module'