Naruto: well you know Madea you are old
Madea: what the hell did you say boy
Naruto: Nothing Madea
Madea: thats what i thought child you know i don't play that with any body i'll take my time to whup yo ass
Naruto: uh i heard Sasuke tried to kill his brother Itachi uchiha Beacuise he think he killed his brother i tired to help and help but he still in the darknees his heart and his life is on killing his brother
Madea: what the the hell that boy need a good whupping hm -walks out into kictch-
Naruto: MADEA!!!
Madea: i'll teach him a lesson and Naruto you yell one more time i'll tear yo ass up,these kids today no self control i swear.
Hero Momrole
(Tsunade,Jiraya,Madea)
Jiraya: ...
Tsunade: ...
Tsunade: it would be nice for madea to be here and orochimaru.
Jiraya: yeah well back to my researh
Tsunade: Pervert!
Jiraya: it for my book it not like i be auclly spieing on the grils just for fun i don't use my impracie jutsu any mor to be in the bath house with the grils any more so im a Super pervert
Tsunade: Sigh im going to the slots
Jiraya: ...
tsunade: ...
Jiraya: 51 years and still the same
Tsunade: yeah...
Madea: Hellur
Tsunade: hey Madea
Madea: nice to see yer
Jiraya: Nice to see you too how you been
Madea: im just gonna see sasuke Uchiha and Itachi uchiha to try and bring them togather because this whole got damn masscure gonna caause me to do drive by on im tellling you i will set it off up in there once i see him im not playing i don't need this purse i don't evan need my Kung fu not evan my white lotus.
jiraya: Madea you don't stand a 90 chance
Madea: what i ougt to punch you in yo face shut the hell up! Pervert
Tsunade: you look at grils in the bath house how is that not being a Pervert! Facts Madea is right
Jiraya: -Anime tears- who side are you on traitor should'nt you be at the offnce
Madea: Tsunade tsundae -pionts at her- -rasies hand up and down-
Tsunade: ...
Madea: pevert how come when you was surpose to be at the hokage tower on a mission i saw you at the bath house using you Impasrey jutsu and you went in and touch a women booty the gril did'nt notice
Jiraya: bottom
Madea: what?
Jiraya: bottom
Madea: thats what i said a "booty"
Tsunade: what i knew that was a shadow clone what Jiraya that was a important mission that casue our vilage a great deal
Madea: i told you he a Mega Pervert
jiraya: IM NOT A PERVERT!!!
Madea: wha wha oh how the hell is you hollwing at no no get back over here who the hell is you hollwing at boy who the hell is you HOLLWING AT!!! -runs threw trees-
Jiraya: -runs for life- -sprite fast-
tsunade: MADEA!!! NO DON"T KILL HIM
Marcellus house
(Naruto,Shikamaru)
Shikamaru: you know jiryaya is in the hospital from internal body injries from someone useing the Mastery level of kirate
Naruto: WHATT!!! that pervert was surpose to train me i wonder who can beat someone as strong as him
Shikamaru: trouble some im right here he has 2 years,3 months in the hospital,god im right here your such a drag
Naruto:-) sorry Shikamaru you just caught me of garud with that now what happened
Shikamaru: Madea --
Naruto: oh yeah she is the only one in the Universe how knows a great Advance skills of the White Lotus and the worlds greatest Kirate, Bok choy, Tai jutsu, Jin jutsu master and faster then the speed of light with that 1-10,000 ton chakra thing and...
Shikamaru: how come very time some body mentions Madea's name they have to say she a the worlds greatest master of other Martail arts and speed of light stuff tons and tons we all know the reason she one the of Sannin such a Drag jeez, what a drag that women needs to be put in the home
Naruto: she went to try and Change Itachi and Sasuke famliy realation ship
Shikamaru: That troublesome women is taking on more then she can chew trying to Change an Uchiha to much work im going to help as long im not giving any effort in to it.
Naruto: ... OK !!!
Hokage Tower
3:25 pm (tsunade,Madea,Abu black ops 2)
Madea: hellur Tsunade i want to leave the vilage so i can infrotrait the vilage and Change the Uchiha brother relatioship but i have not seen sasuke yet sense that emo Basterd left to see that Pedfofile team mate of ours.
Tsunade: WHAT!!! ITACHI UCHIHA !!!
Madea: yes im gonna cuss him out and teach him a lesson
tsunade: alright but he won't take it lightly
Madea: what itachi going to do to me -open purse- -shows inside of pusre to tsunade-
Tsunade: -glismpe at 8 Magick spark guns- gasp (Me: a spark orb 3 X's as powerful then kikyos scarded arrow)
Madea: i want itachi to walk up on me like he will hit me! like he is gonna try to touch me!
Tsunade: okay good luck
Abu 1: exuse me Mother dear i mean Mable i heard your on you way to invultrait the Astsuki base let us acompany you
Abu 2: i promose you we won't be in the way
Madea: no,no no in not gonna kill him im gonna bring him and his brother togather but i might set it off up in there yo know those people be force ful so Hell to the no
Abu 1: lady hokage! please help her change her dession she may be in grave danger she going to b dealing with 10 s-rank crimanls and but
Tsunade: excuse you you dare disobay a order from a Sannin one after all the time the leadgnary 4 who have been away for 3 decades long enough to train to take on Pein himself i train hard and chakra tripled and Chakra summon would be in my fist in 2 seconds Medical Jutsu i would be healed with out using any of my helaing justsu for more then 3 second10 20 30 40 i would be back at 100 in 3 seconds with my healing jutsu by just wasiting 0.3 of my chakra Jiraya improved on the resanga created a new powerful jutsu the Muzo Resanga that can can destroy a whole montain and Madea the extact Universes Kung fu Master who in the world only alone Mastered 5 martaial art and Taijustsu better then Gai and Lee put togaher and great Massive chakra enough to send eoung and caltiulate how much to figure out she can weight herself 1 -10,000 tons Faster then the speed of the light leadnary 4 no the leadnary 3 it that traitor dos'nt desevrese to evan be alive let alone be a Sannin the Sannin of today make all 4 hokages look like Jounin may the souls rest in peace
Madea: WHOO YOU GRIL ON GRIL THAT IT!!!
Tsunade sudden out brust shocked the 2 Abu black p they both knew she was right about the "sannin of today" part but they could never imagine a Sannin surpassing a Hokage and there Sensai the 2 Abu knew Better then to go agaisnt Tsunade's word or Madea's word defensly not Madea's words either. the two Abu just stood there spealess no words needed to be spoken they had goten the message a simple no would have been enough from the 5th Hokage but all that they did'nt need to hear they did'nt wnat to hear any more. so the 2 Abu just got on there knees and apolijized. and soon Disapered.
Shikamaru: -comes in- Lady hokage i would like to assaist Madea in here Journey to change the Uchiha relationship
Madea: ...
Tsunade: ...
Shikamaru: What did i do Trounble some -sigh-
Tsunade: did you the lecture i gave those other 2
Shikamaru: uh-yes but Madea is a Trouble women and she is taking on more thenn she can handle
Madea: keep on ya Lazy Bum keep on Bum you hope you won't end up missing one day head looking like a pineapple
Tsunade: -sincker-
Madea: tsunade you know why his head like that he never had a head be he stole from the fruit store and made his head a pineapple head it don't look like it but feel his face
Tsunade: -rumbs finger up and down- it feels roughs like a Pineapple?
Madea: see remember before you left you went to the friut store the owner saids somen stole 1 Pineapplae
Tsuande: why... -vizuizes memory- ohh yes i do that was you -pionts at shikamaru- -laughes-
Madea: heh heh heh see what i mean
Shikamaru: -sigh- trouble some can i just help
Madea: sure Pine hollow hehe heh heh heh
Tsunade: Madea -laughes- stop you gonna kill me from luaghter
Madea: alright boy you can come but don't steal any pineapples and get caught cause im not paying any fine or bailing you out heh heh heh heh well lets go
Training ground
(Sasuke, Itachi, Kakashi)
Sasuke: Itachi i will avenged our clan and kill you !
Itachi: foolish little brother how many times must i tell you i did'nt kill them but
Sasuke: enough
Kakashi: Sauke! calm down -subdo Sasuke- he telling the truth
Sasuke: get off of me i must KILL ITACHI I WILL AVENGE MY CLAN !!!!!!
Kakashi: Itachi you should go back to your base qucikly i don't know how long i can keep him away!
Itachi: hn -telemports away-
Sasuke: NOOOOO!!!! Kakashi you traitor -Curse mark-
BATTLE
KAKASHI HP 60,000
V.S
SASUKE HP 80,000
Kakashi: (1,000 brids) 'Sasuke'
Sasuke: 8,383 (fire ball jutsu: Fire phenix jutsu)
Kakashi: 42,937 (Water stlye: water barrirer) 'kakashi'
Sasuke: (10,000 hawks) "Kakashi"
Kakashi: Immune (Water stlye: water dragon jutsu) "Sasuke"
Sasuke: 9,058 (Fire stlye: Fire erusion) "Kakashi"
Kakashi: 54,047 over kill
AN: well there i said Chrismas break did i,i caught every bodies Charater di'nt i thank you Madea will easly stop sasuke in the next chapter i will review sometime today i guess soon i'll do "Madea's Sannin reuion" readers who read my stories should know why it's called that and why she's a sannin and Shikamaru did bring up a Good piont with thaty sence with him and Naruto and the things in Madea pusre are objectsthat are guns look like gun but shoot out yellow orbs that are 3 times more powerful then kikyo scrade arrows and she has a infante amout because there are no bullets in it but it goes about the same speed as a normal bullet so it like a furturama gun but greatly more Advance she has unlimited amount of those yellow orb thing so you do not want to mess with her evan some one with a mechena gun don't want to.
so please review