Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or Jelly Babies. Doctor Who is owned by the BBC. I have no idea who owns Jelly Babies. I ought to look that up.


Would You Like A Jelly Baby?- A Doctor Who Song

I mistakenly landed the TARDIS

In this place that I've never been before.

My companion is yelling at me.

I'm extremely confused.

But I've got just this one question, to ask of you.

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

My companion is rolling her eyes.

You're looking rather shocked.

Another person comes over,

And I've got to ask:

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

I have one simple question

For everyone I meet.

I think you already know which

Question I mean.

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Doctor: No? Seriously? No. Why not? They're quite good.

Companion: Maybe they just aren't as fond of them as you are, Doctor.

Doctor (Muttered): Not fond of Jelly Babies?


A/N: TaDa! I wrote a song. Someday, I might actually come up with music for it, but now it's just lyrics.