Questions
In which Sakura asks too many questions, Sasuke gives answers, and Naruto hates Sasuke, really.
Disclaimer: do not own. seriously.
Sakura: Sasuke, would you like to get dinner with me tonight?
Sasuke: NO.
Sakura: Why not? Why do you always turn me down? *sob*
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: Am I not good enough for you? Please tell me why! *sob*
Sasuke: You're just not my type.
Sakura: Who is your type?
Sasuke: Naruto
Sakura: *looks around* What does Naruto have to do with anything?
Sasuke: You wanted me to answer your question.
Sakura: What!
Sasuke: Naruto is my type. You are not Naruto therefore you are not my type.
Sakura: What! You're gay!
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: *passes out*
Sasuke: *walks off*
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Naruto: Teme, do you know why Sakura is passed out on the bridge?
Sasuke: I told her that we're going out.
Naruto: What! We're NOT dating!!
Sasuke: I know dobe.
Naruto: Then why would you say something like that?
Sasuke: She won't stop asking me out.
Naruto: So you tell her we're gay?!
Sasuke: Exactly.
Naruto: I hate you.
Sasuke: Love you too.
Naruto: *glare*
Sasuke: *sigh* If I buy you ramen will you forgive me?
Naruto: A weeks worth and we've got a deal.
Sasuke: Hn. Fine.
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Later at Ichiraku
Sakura: *spots Naruto and Sasuke* Hey guys!
Naruto: *with mouth full* Hey Sakura-chan!
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: I thought you didn't like ramen Sasuke? What are you doing here?
Sasuke: We're on a date.
Sakura: *passes out*
Naruto: TEME!!!
Sasuke: *sigh* More ramen?
Naruto: yep.