I wake up to the sound of horrid coughing. I walk down the steps to the kitchen and into the living room without a shirt on, where I see my friend Rodina Malina on my couch coughing like she has the plague. My other friend Honora taking care of her.
"What the hell is all this noise?" I ask agitated.
"What the hell do you mean, 'what the hell is all this noise'?" she asks agitated.
"Guys, please *cough, cough* stop," Rodina, or as we like to call her Rod, because she always had tomboy hair.
"Yeah, Liam. Please stop," Honora said.
"Shut up," I say to her and she punches me in the arm. I punch her in the arm back. She punches me in the chest. I can't punch her in the chest, because that would be weird so I punch her harder in the arm.
"Oww," she complained. She was fed up with me obviously so she kicks me in the groin. I groan and I fall to the ground defeated. She leaves to go get Rod some water while I'm still lying here on the ground in pain. I'm pretty sure I was dying. I manage to pull myself up and I shuffle to the fridge for some ice blocks. I apply the ice to the injured area and I heave a sigh of relief. I then overhear something I wish I hadn't heard.
"I want to have *cough, cough* a diamond necklace. Before I die." It was Rod. She wants us to go out and get her a diamoond necklace? Notch knows how we're going to get that. We have to go deep into the mines for diamonds. We both know that we are just going to end up dying down in the bottom of some hole while Rod dies a slow painful death all alone. It sucks, right? I grab my pickaxe and Honora grabs her sword and with one last wave, from Honora anyway, we head out. Just as the sun is setting. Great. I start to hear the sounds of zombies. For the love of Notch.
"You can't be kidding me," Honora says as we begin to get surrounded. The zombies close in on us.
"What the hell do we do now?" I ask.
"Liam, we fight." The zombies then stopped and backed away fro some reason.
"Yeah, you want some of this?" I yell at them waving my sword like an idiot. "You want some?" Honora turned around.
"Uh, Liam?"
"What?" I ask and I turn around. Standing there is a person with glowing white eyes. I walk up to him with out much fear as I'm actually a little bit taller then he is. "Who the heck are you?" I ask it. The man-thing gives a me a look.
"Really?" he asks in a voice that seems to sound like 10 thousand voices at once. He pulls out a diamond sword and he swings it at me. I duck just in time.
"Dude?! WTF, man?!" He says no retort. He just swings again. This time hitting me and sending me flying back into our house. The thing set it's glowing eyes on Honora. She shakes with fear so much that she can't hold the sword steady. The thing sighs and reaches to punch her across the face but she dropps her sword and runs. As she disappears into the woods, I pull myself out of the house. Rod is still sitting there on the couch listening to music. Thee thing looks at me. I run into the woods after Honora. The thing went over to the couch where Rod was.
"Can you get me a *cough, cough* a diamond necklace. The thing stared at her.
"I have an emerald one," the thing offered to her. She slowly pushed herself up onto one hand and she looked at it.
"Sure. Why the *cough* not?" It helped her stand up. The sickness seemed to leave her body as their hands made contact. "Hey, I'm not sick anymore."
"Of course not. Not any more." They walked out of the ruined house hand in hand. Honora and I do our best to catch up.