Kid Vs Zim

Chapter 1

Dibs POV:

It was a peaceful day... almost too peaceful... I had a feeling Zim was up to something... but even so, I had to go to skool and couldnt avoid any work and stuff. Today was a monday and I really wasnt in the mood for anything Zim was up to. I packed up my backpack and headed off to the bus stop and yawned. The bus came around, picked Gaz and me up and headed off for the skool. When we got there, I spotted Zim, who was getting off the bus. He hit the driver on the head for some odd reason, yelled out some stuff, and got kicked in the gut so hard he went flying off.

Zims POV:

Stupid bus. Told me that the laser I was going to show the Dib today was too unstable and made it so I had to throw it away. (clearly mocking) No radioactive isotopes on the bus! (not mocking) STUPID! She kicked me off the bus LITERALLY. I grumbled and ran into the skool withOUT my laser and walked into Bitters class, and threw my books across my desk.

Dib came over to my desk. "I saw you got kicked off the bus. Whats the reason?" I could tell he was trying to trick me into slipping up about my whole purpose on Earth and everything.

"N-Nothing! Cant anyone just go around getting kicked off busses and stuff?"

"No." A voice said from behind me. I turned around to find some kid there.

"What the... WHO ARE YOU?" I pointed at him accusingly.

"His names Coop. He just got transferred here. I heard that he burned down his whole skool single handedly!" Zita said from the desk behind me.

"IT WASNT ME IT WAS THE CAT- I mean... yep... Thats me... heh heh." Coop was obviously hiding something. The whole klass looked at him like he was crazy.

"Oh great. Another bright mind." Said Bitters as she pushed a button sending a random kid down to the "underground classroom" and pointed at the now empty desk for the kid to sit in.

Coop sat down in the seat which was directly behind Dib and peeked over his shoulder. Dib was probably drawing another gory autopsy picture of me because when he looked over, he seemed really freaked out.

"Ummm... whatcha doin?" He asked Dib and pointed at the drawing.

"Nothing..." Dib said. Thats all he needed. To be thought of like a freak by this kid just like the rest of the class thought of him.

"It sorta looks like that kid over there. Whats up with his face, anyway?" Coop pointed at me. Dib leaned back in his seat and went to Coops ear.

Dib sighed. Maybe this time, things would be different.

"I know you think Im crazy, but that kids actually an ALIEN! Hes gonna destroy the earth and make us all his evil alien slaves! Ive seen him out of disguise and have a bunch of proof and stuff, but Im the only one here who knows and believes any of this!" Dib said waving his arms around like a lunatic wierdo. Coop looked around at everyone who was staring at them in this conversation.

"Uhhh... sounds... pretty crazy." Coop was lying and put on a meek smile to make his chirade seem more real. He looked around the room uneasily.

"Yea... I could have guessed you'd say that." Dib turned around in his seat and continued working on his disgusting horrible picture.

"Alright. Thats enough from your horrible child mouths! Today we're learning about how the Aztecs offered human sacrafices to their sun gods and killed the people and took out their still beating heart! And of course believed that this was-" Miss Bitters droned on and on, and I looked at the new kid who was still staring at Dibs stupid drawing, then poked his head with an eraser. Dib turned around.

"WOULD YOU QUIT THAT?" Dib said rubbing the back of his head.

"Talk to me after skool! You and I NEED to talk." Coop said back.

"If the reason you wanna see me is because your dads a psychologist who can "help me" I DONT NEED IT!" Dib yelled in his face

Coop facepalmed.

"Just meet me after skool!" And that was his final comment until the end of the skoolday.