one fine kawaii evening roxy was drunk and thirsty she run out of winen she need moar so she go 2 convience store to get winine
on her way she admire self in motor
mirror'
she is feelin so hot n ready like a little ceas'ers poizza
as she leave house she grab sexxxy coat and put it oN HER BODY
leaven for car she go downstairs and get in car
datum she sexy
*dayumn
ok so whatever she go 2 convince store
she get there she get out car
slam doors behind her and staggerssss into store
as she walks in shE PAUSES
dear gOD LAMIRGHT ALMIGHT IS THAT…
a hottie w/ a body?
blushing she continued into store
stroe
sjhe look around wine sectiobebe
section ok lmao
making her way down da section of alcohol da sexy clerk at da front steps out
he is so hawt ugh
ugh ugh he is so hot n white
he has pale skin
black hair that is SLICKED BACK
dat purple stresak in da hair mmmMMMMMNNNNGH
he wearin dem hipstar glasses
so hawt so sexy so vogue
dem skinny jeans oUTLINES HIS MASSIVE COCK!
he approaches her but cannot walk properply because his pants r 2 tight
"hello" he seys
roxy bluushes
"oh hai dthere" she says in return smiling
"do u need help? we have sale on Crystal"
"how much per bottle"
he points 2 a big ass red sign
it say
"SALE ON CRTSYLA ONLY 10 DOLLAR PER BOTTEL"
roxy GASPS
she was IN FOR A RADICAL EVENING
taking 5 bottels she heads 2 check out
mmmm sexy clerk
roxy look at his naem tag
"eridan"
"hey eridan" she begin
eridan look at her
he raise brow
"exucuse me?"
"i say hey eridan"
"okay hi?" he say as he print receipt
"50 dollar pls"
roxy sigh and nod
maybe he not like her...
before she pull out credit card
a DOOR BUSTS OPEN
gasping roxy face door
erudan scream like bitch
"fuck THE ROBBERS"
robbers hold up guns
"what up nigga?" they say 2 eridan
eridan whimper
"gimme da cash moneys nigga" says the black man with gun
eridan opens register, hands shaking
"y-yes, thug daddy.." he mumbles
roxy looks to and from eridan
'maybe if i saev him...he love mi...' she think
she run toward s black man
he starts shooting
she jumps into air
black man drop gun
he try 2 run
roxY DROP KICKED HIS ASS
eridan was hella surprised
like dayum dd theis bitch rlly do that
hell ya she did
the black men were scared
oit was liek slaveyr all over again
they covered teir heads and rn
they was afraid of teh whiet women
roxy flip her hair
she spit
she slowly turn to bitch ass eridan
who was in the cornier whimpering
eridan slowly rise
he wipes his face
he was so afraid omfg
"i-is it over..." he ask shaking
roxy wipe blood from nose
it was long battle
"yes it ove" she say, taking her wine in arms
she ABOUT TO GTFO OF THEIR
erodan stahp her by grab arm
"w8" he say
roxy stahp
"yes?" she say
"i..." eridan begin
he not know how say thank u
she save his life
"i...thank u..." he begin blooshing
roxy blooshes as well
"u-um ur welcume..."
"u can have win 4 free" eridan say
roxy smile
"aww thnx" she say tear run down her cheek
"and my HEART..." with taht eridan pull her in for sexy tongue kiss
roxy drop wine
they caress and love each other down
they make out
"oh eridan ur so hawt"
"thnx i kno"
the end
PS. the black guys were arrested on jesus lean acusations