"I want to believe!" said Fox Mulder,
Lara Croft was squashed by a boulder.
Scully is quite the sceptic,
Mulder fridge is often septic.
Smoking Man fell down the stairs,
Langly's hair is like a bear's.
Peasants cut off Krycek's arm,
Now that's not fair, he meant no harm.
Scully's baby is supposedly evil,
But that's ok, for some people.
Aliens watched the baby's birth,
Did you see Scully in the house of mirth?
Mulder knows that aliens are real,
Scully knows she can run in heels.
Doggett's ears are rather hazardous,
In season one, did you see Lazerous?
Scully's so short she needs a box,
What kind of a name for Mulder is Fox?
William is so cute and small.
Krycek's dead, we watched him fall.
With that famous last word "urt!"
No longer g-men will he hurt.
Mulder had to run and hide,
Scully's time he has to bide.
We thought DD had left the show,
And many fans screamed out "OH NO!"
But now he's come back one more time,
X-files without Mulder should be a crime.
"I want to believe!" said Mulder, Fox.
And a boulder squashed our Lara Croft.