McKay vs. TOCMOA (The Official Coffee Machine of Atlantis) who will win?
With commentary from SGA-1
McKay: That's it I can't take it any more I'm through with you!
TOCMOF: Oh really you couldn't last a day without me.
McKay: Really?…… that's so not true I could last a week without you.
TOCMOA: I highly doubt that.
McKay: Wanna bet?
TOCMOA: Sure, go right ahead.
Sheppard: Teyla make sure you book a bed in the infirmary for Rodney, I can see where this is headed.
McKay: Oh, so now you're siding with her.
Sheppard: I'm just saying when you argue with TOCMOA, TOCMOA is going to win.
Ronon: So what's new?
Sheppard: Rodney's arguing with TOCMOA…….. he's losing.
Teyla: John is just being immature Rodney's not arguing with TOCMOA.
McKay: Your gonna regret that!
Teyla: I stand corrected.
Ronon: Did anyone bring Popcorn?
Sheppard: Ronon I bet 5 bucks TOCMOA is going to win.
Ronon: I bet 5 Rodney's going to win.
Teyla: I will bet chocolate that we are going to end up taking Rodney to the Infirmary and Carson will end up giving Rodney a lecture.
2 Hours Later
McKay: I hate you! *hit's TOCMOA then yells in pain* Owwwwwwwww!!! I need coffee!
TOCMOA: Told you so.
Teyla, Ronon, John and Rodney walk to the infirmary
Carson: Wha did ya do to yourself this time Rodney?
Sheppard: He got in a fight with TOCMOA.
Carson: Alright Rodney sit on the bed. Let me see your arm……………RODNEY what'd ya do? It looks like you broke your arm!
Rodney: I'm gonna murder TOCMOA
Carson: No, your staying here. No buts Rodney. Boy am I gona give you a long and boring lecture………..don't fight with TOCMOA you were lucky, bla, bla, bla…
Rodney: *Lets out a groan and a long agitated sigh.*
Teyla: Pay up.
TOCMOA: Rodney, Rodney, Rodney. Can't live with him, can't live without him.
THE END