Deal
Harry Potter has been kidnapped right off the street in Diagon Ally after he has gone Neutral due to Light Side manipulation. The Light is frantic looking for their 'Savior'. Meanwhile, Lord Voldemort has decided to try to convert Harry to the Dark Side after coming to a few conclusions…
"And tell me, Tom, why, exactly, should I go to the Dark side? As you know, I've already scrapped the light because of those god-forsaken twinkling eyes of Dumb-Old-Door. I say this again, Tom- tell me WHY I should join you."
"The reason is this, Harry. I have been working on it for a long while, but when you have eleven years to stew, not that I'm bitter about that, things come to light rather quickly. With light comes shadow; neither could be without the other. Sun is to day as dark is to night, after all. There needs to be a source of light, and that becomes the bestower, you could say, of shadow. Therefore, you could say that light creates shadow simply by being there. It is completely useless for the light to even attempt to beat away the shadows; for as it attempts to succeed, it also reduces itself.
If anything could win, it is dark. And I say dark, not shadow. Shadow is merely the by-product of light; dark is what there is once all light is gone. We are Dark. Dark is a necessary part of life, and it should be accepted as so, not feared as something unknown. Without an equal amount of both light and shadow, life would cease to exist-we would either freeze to death or be fried like an egg.
We will turn over a new leaf until the Light comes over the horizon to begin a new game! The Light, Harry, is DESTINED to lose. The prophecy is a fake; Albus manufactured it to make you firm to the cause. And-"
Harry cut him off. "I couldn't give a rat's arse about all of that. Tell me what's in it for me."
Tom simply replied, "There won't be any twinkling eyes."
"Deal."
The End
A/N
An odd one-shot that came to me originally as somewhat of a lecture on Light, Dark, and Shadow. Once I read it over again, I found that it conformed almost perfectly to the Dark Pureblood theory (I've been into Dark!Harry fanfics as of late). So all I needed was a plot. My mind whipped one up, and voila! A story. On a more personal note, I got a kitten! She's is so cute! She's playing with my slipper as I type. So I've been alternating between playing with her, school, getting what sleep I can (she keeps me up), listening to music, eating, and watching the Star Wars prequels (ever notice that most of the technology seems to be more advanced twenty years later that in Luke and Leia's time?). So meap. Lol.
Bye!