You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like supernatural.
Stranger: wOULd u liKe to tAlk aBOut Ou r lord and sAVioUr jeEuS cHRIsT!?1! ?
You: wtf gabe
Stranger: IT IS I.
CASTIEL.
AN ANGEL OF THE LORD.
You: are you insane again?
Stranger: NOW THAT I AM HUMAN, DEAN HAS TAKEN ME OUT, AND WE DID THE SHOTS, AND I AM DISORIENTED.
You: oh good lord
You: where are you?
Stranger: I AM ON THE FLOOR AT THE MOMENT.
You: which floor?
Stranger: THE FLOOR OF THE BAR.
PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING.
You: where is dean?
Stranger: HE SAID "DAMMIT CAS."
AND SAID HE'LL BE WAITING OUTSIDE.
You: then go after him!
Stranger: I aM TOO DIZZY TO MOVE.
You: call for him!
Stranger: I HAVE TRIED.
THE MUSIC AND LAUGHTER IS TOO LOUD.
AND SOMEONE STOLE MY CELLULAR DEVISE.
You: oh dear...
You: is there anything to hold onto? that you can stand with?
Stranger: THERE ARE STOOLS.
You: use one, try to stand.
Stranger: OKAY.
Stranger: I AM STANDING, BUT, WHEN I TRY AND WALK EVERYTHING IS BLURRY.
You: is the stool moveable?
Stranger: NO.
IT IS HELD DOWN.
You: is the wall nearby?
Stranger: YES, BUT THERE ARE LARGE MEN GIVING ME STRANGE LOOKS NEXT TO IT.
You: shoot them the best 'dont you mess with me' glare you've got, and try and look for the door.
Stranger: I WILL TRY.
Stranger: THEY LAUGHED AT ME, AND STOLE MY JACKET.
You: what? oh no...
You: ok, plan b... run! use the wall to stand and run!
Stranger: OKAY, BUT I FEAR I WILL FALL AGAIN.
You: use the wall!
You: find the door!
You: get outside and find Dean!
Stranger: I AM OUTSIDE NOW, AND I CAN'T FIND DEAN.
You: Call for him!
Stranger: I HEAR SOMEONE RUNNING FOR ME, BUT, I AM UNSURE IF IT'S DEAN.
THE PACE IS OFF.
You: do you know where the impala is?
Stranger: YeS BUT IT IS A LONG WAY FROM HERE.
You: godamnit... just, run from the person! i'll bet they aren't Dean, and find the Impala!
Stranger: I AM AT THE IMPALA, BUT THE DOORS ARE LOCKED, AND THE MAN IS STILL RUNNING AFTER ME.
You: Do you have anything sharp?
Stranger: DEAN GAV E ME A KNIFE.
You: Use it! if the person tries to hurt you, hurt them back!
Stranger: OKAY.
Stranger: THEY ARE GETTING CLOSER NOW. I CAN ALMOST SEE THEY'RE FACE.
Stranger: IT'S SAM.
You: Oh good!
You: don't hurt him.
Stranger: I WILL NOT.
OH, AND HERE COMES DEAN.
HE SAID SAM HAD CALLED HIM, AND THATS WHY HE LEFT.
You: Ah.
You: good, you're safe.
You: wait...
You: if someone stole your phone...
You: how are you texting me?
Stranger: I AM TEXTING?
You: what are you contacting me with?
Stranger: I AM UNSURE.
I AM JUST THINKING.
You: wow, uhm...
You: I think you should tell them.
Stranger: I WILL.
Stranger: THEY LOOK CONCERNED.
I BELIEVE I SHOULD LEAVE NOW.
You: also tell them the person you're 'thinking' too, knows you all as fictional characters
You: ask them about Misha
Stranger: MISHA? YOU MEAN THAT ACTOR?
You: yes, as I recall, he died when the boys came.
You: not in my universe.
You: He's still alive here.
Stranger: YES. VERY SAD.
OH, THAT IS NICE.
You: Tell them.
You: tell them it might be because you are drunk
You: but its still real
You: at least.. I am.
Stranger: I WILL.
DO YOU THINK, WE ARE NOT REAL?
You: no! no! I'm sure you're real in your universe.
You: but in mine, you're veiwed as fictional characters
You: tell them this.
Stranger: I'M SURE THEY WILL BE INTERESTED.
You: I hope you can still think to me when you aren't drunk.
Stranger: I WILL REMEMBER YOU AND YOUR KINDNESS.
You: maybe Gabriel did this.
You: he's still sort of alive
You: we know these things
You: its not that surprising really
You: he /is/ the trickster
Stranger: GABRIEL IS ALIVE?
THAT IS NEWS TO US.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?
You: Teasers. the writers of the show tell us little things to get us excited.
You: Bobby is also coming back.
Stranger: SHOW?
YOU MEAN, TO YOU, WE ARE A TELEVISION PROGRAM?
You: to this universe yeah.
You: I believe you though.
Stranger: YOU SHOULD.
WE ARE AS REAL AS THE SKY.
You: yes
Stranger: WELL, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR YOUR KINDNESS, I WILL NOT FORGET YOU.
Stranger has disconnected.