Disclaimer: I do not own South Park.

A/N: Oh, I see what I did there...or do I?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...oh dear lord, this is pitifully short...it's just a drabble, after all...


Wendy kissed her once.

"Bebe...Oh, Bebe..."

Wendy kissed her twice.

"You're just...you're just so wonderful..."

Wendy kissed her three times.

"I love you...I love you...I love you so goddamn much..."

Wendy kissed her four times.

"I don't want Stan...I don't want Cartman...I just want you, Bebe..."

Wendy kissed her five times.

"I need you to be with me, Bebe...forever, just you and me...no one else..."

Wendy leaned in to kiss her, but this time Bebe was the one initiating the kiss. Her kisses were wet and sticky, like the morning dew. They were such a wonderful, passionate kisses.

Bebe kissed her once.

"Oh, Wendy...you're such a fool..."

Bebe kissed her twice.

"You could have been perfectly happy with a man..."

Bebe kissed her three times.

"Yet, here you are...so very much in love with me..."

Bebe kissed her four times.

"Of course...I'm not complaining..."

Bebe kissed her five times.

"...Because...this is what I've wanted all along..."

This time, with the next powerful kiss, they fought for dominance as they had done so many times before...