The Trouble With Amazons: Warrior Chest
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Cologne looked at the calendar and sighed in apprehension. Possibly the biggest test in Shampoo's life was approaching and Cologne was unsure of how her great-granddaughter would handle the challenge. Cologne blamed herself at times like this. That and this strange society they lived in at the moment.
***
Shampoo pedaled her bike back to the Nekohaten and parked outside after a long day of deliveries. She saw the serious look on Cologne's face and asked, "What is problem, great-grandmother?"
"Shampoo, the time for you to become a woman has come," Cologne informed her. "Your 18th birthday is tomorrow"
"Oooh! Ranma be so happy to see Shampoo as woman!" Shampoo shouted in excitement. Colonge blinked and realized the western way of thought must not have corrupted Shampoo's mind as she has feared.
"Get some good rest, Shampoo, for the procedure shall be tiring," Colonge informed her.
***
Shampoo woke up the next morning and immediately rushed downstairs with the same excitement as a child on Christmas. "We begin?" she asked Cologne.
"We begin," Cologne confirmed.
***
Ranma and Akane were walking to school arguing about one thing or another when they were greeted by the sound of Shampoo shouting, "Hello Ranma!"
"Ah, hey Shamp. What the heck happened to you?" Ranma shouted in surprise and turned to see Shampoo in her usual Chinese dress, but her chest totally flat. "You're flatter than Konatsu!"
"Oh, this show Shampoo is now Woman to tribe!" Shampoo answered proudly! "How Ranma like Shampoo's warrior chest?"
"That has got to be barbaric," Akane muttered to herself. "Do they cut them off?"
"Oh no!" Shampoo affirmed. "It done by magic! Mass teleported out into jar! Many many jar sold to American Cosmetic Surgeons! Make very very much money for tribe! Shampoo's Contribution Buy Many many goats for the season!"
"Umm. Shampoo," Ranma said, "You're flatter than Konatsu."
"Ranma no like Shampoo's Warrior Chest?" Shampoo asked.
"Well. any tampering of the human body is unnatural," Ranma answered in one of his very few spouts of intellectual power.
"Arrg!" Shampoo shouted before she stormed back home.
"I wonder what's bothering her," Akane mused.
"I dunno, but at least there were cameos in this fic," Ranma replied.
"What?" Akane asked.
"Nevermind,"
***
Shampoo stormed into the Nekohaten and shouted, "Why no one tell Shampoo that men like breasts?"
"Umm, we thought you knew," Cologne answered.
"Shampoo know no such thing!" Shampoo shouted. "Ranma say Shampoo flatter than man!"
"Oh dear. that IS a problem." Cologne muttered. "For a man to not respect the Warrior's chest, then the chance for marriage is nulled."
"D'OH!" Shampoo shouted. Then the phone rang. Colonge answered it and spoke to the person on the other side for a few minutes before turning to her granddaughter.
"There seems to have been a problem. Your contribution has been stolen," Colonge informed Shampoo.
"So Shampoo not even help Village in this?" Shampoo vented
***
"Nabiki, the shipment has been intercepted," one of Nabiki's underlings informed the ice queen.
"Excellent," Nabiki said as she held up one of the jars. "Be sure that the procedure goes well for my sister tomorrow. I think she will like the addition she shall receive and the irony of its source."
***
THE.END. and at least AhStin PohWa didn't show up in THIS fic.
This is a short fic playing on something I found in the dictionary. Apparently, Amazon means "Woman with no breasts."
***
Cologne looked at the calendar and sighed in apprehension. Possibly the biggest test in Shampoo's life was approaching and Cologne was unsure of how her great-granddaughter would handle the challenge. Cologne blamed herself at times like this. That and this strange society they lived in at the moment.
***
Shampoo pedaled her bike back to the Nekohaten and parked outside after a long day of deliveries. She saw the serious look on Cologne's face and asked, "What is problem, great-grandmother?"
"Shampoo, the time for you to become a woman has come," Cologne informed her. "Your 18th birthday is tomorrow"
"Oooh! Ranma be so happy to see Shampoo as woman!" Shampoo shouted in excitement. Colonge blinked and realized the western way of thought must not have corrupted Shampoo's mind as she has feared.
"Get some good rest, Shampoo, for the procedure shall be tiring," Colonge informed her.
***
Shampoo woke up the next morning and immediately rushed downstairs with the same excitement as a child on Christmas. "We begin?" she asked Cologne.
"We begin," Cologne confirmed.
***
Ranma and Akane were walking to school arguing about one thing or another when they were greeted by the sound of Shampoo shouting, "Hello Ranma!"
"Ah, hey Shamp. What the heck happened to you?" Ranma shouted in surprise and turned to see Shampoo in her usual Chinese dress, but her chest totally flat. "You're flatter than Konatsu!"
"Oh, this show Shampoo is now Woman to tribe!" Shampoo answered proudly! "How Ranma like Shampoo's warrior chest?"
"That has got to be barbaric," Akane muttered to herself. "Do they cut them off?"
"Oh no!" Shampoo affirmed. "It done by magic! Mass teleported out into jar! Many many jar sold to American Cosmetic Surgeons! Make very very much money for tribe! Shampoo's Contribution Buy Many many goats for the season!"
"Umm. Shampoo," Ranma said, "You're flatter than Konatsu."
"Ranma no like Shampoo's Warrior Chest?" Shampoo asked.
"Well. any tampering of the human body is unnatural," Ranma answered in one of his very few spouts of intellectual power.
"Arrg!" Shampoo shouted before she stormed back home.
"I wonder what's bothering her," Akane mused.
"I dunno, but at least there were cameos in this fic," Ranma replied.
"What?" Akane asked.
"Nevermind,"
***
Shampoo stormed into the Nekohaten and shouted, "Why no one tell Shampoo that men like breasts?"
"Umm, we thought you knew," Cologne answered.
"Shampoo know no such thing!" Shampoo shouted. "Ranma say Shampoo flatter than man!"
"Oh dear. that IS a problem." Cologne muttered. "For a man to not respect the Warrior's chest, then the chance for marriage is nulled."
"D'OH!" Shampoo shouted. Then the phone rang. Colonge answered it and spoke to the person on the other side for a few minutes before turning to her granddaughter.
"There seems to have been a problem. Your contribution has been stolen," Colonge informed Shampoo.
"So Shampoo not even help Village in this?" Shampoo vented
***
"Nabiki, the shipment has been intercepted," one of Nabiki's underlings informed the ice queen.
"Excellent," Nabiki said as she held up one of the jars. "Be sure that the procedure goes well for my sister tomorrow. I think she will like the addition she shall receive and the irony of its source."
***
THE.END. and at least AhStin PohWa didn't show up in THIS fic.
This is a short fic playing on something I found in the dictionary. Apparently, Amazon means "Woman with no breasts."