Disclaimer: I own none of the dragon ball z characters if I did Frieza would win all has fights and goku be in hell.
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It was a regular day in hell the sky was clear and red it was calm and quite or as some of the people in hell were sleeping staying away from some people or yelling at each other or training like Cell and Frieza were doing.
"Come on Frieza I've haven't even broke a sweat yet." Said Cell "Shut up you over grown grasshopper." Yelled Frieza who was sweating and breathing hard "Aww now we're back to name calling Frieza I thought we were friends." Said Cell with a fake hurt face on Frieza caring less about the face Cell was making Said "We are but I don't like my "Friends" calling me weak Zarbon never did." Frieza stop to look back at Cell "Oh yes but I'm not Zarbon now I'm I?" said Cell walking over to Frieza who had sat down on a nearby rock "Yes your right Zarbon is way cuter than you." Said Frieza with an amused smirk from the look Cell gave him.
"Is that so, well-"but before Cell could say what he was going to Goz and Mez showed up "What do you two want?" yelled Frieza and Cell at the same time jumping back two feet to get out of range of any attacks that could come at any time clearing his throat Goz said "King Yemma wishes to see you two." Cell and Frieza both looked at that giant turn up want?" asked Frieza "Who knows let's just go see." said Cell turning to go see King Yemma, Frieza following right behind "I hope he don't make us babysit at that day care again that was trouble." Remembering Cell and Frieza felt a cold shiver go up their spines when Cell and Frieza got to the desk King Yemma sat at and stopped. "Ah Frieza, Cell good to see you." Said King Yemma.
Frieza and Cell looked at him and said "It is?" Yemma looking down at them said "Yes it is it seems you two have not done anything wrong in over five years which means you to have earned a second chance at life." Frieza not buying it said it said "What's the catch?" Yemma said looking at Frieza looking Frieza in the eyes "O.K. you got me the catch is you have to live on earth with Goku and try to start families with someone." Cell said "In how are we going to do that with way we look?" Yemma snapped his fingers in two collars appeared on their necks "The black buttons give you a human form and the white buttons to turn back." Said Yemma "What if we don't want a family?" said Cell "Try" said Yemma "What if we're gay?" said Frieza "find a husband" said Yemma "Fine" said Cell and Frieza.
(Goku pov)
"What did King Yemma want?" said Chi-Chi "I don't know but it has to be important for him to call us." said Goku right after Goku said that Frieza and Cell appeared but before they could say anything Goku got in a fighting stances and said "what are you two doing here?" right then Goku and Chi-Chi heard a voice say "Goku don't Frieza and Cell are not here to fight." Goku still looking at Frieza and Cell said "What do you mean King Kai?" "I mean they're here because they got a second chance at life." Goku getting out of his fighting stances said "But how?" King Kai said "For being good for over five years." "Oh o.k." said Goku "One more thing Goku King Yemma said they have to live with you and try to start families of their own." King Kai "O.k. but how are they supposed to have families of their own I mean everyone is seared of Cell and I don't think someone would data Frieza because he's not from earth." Said Goku. "You see the collars their wearing the black button let's them look human the white one turns them back, any other question?" said King Kai "No" "Good well bye." King Kai left after saying that. Goku looking back saw Cell talking to Frieza and heard Cell say to Frieza "Be nice will you." Said Cell looking at the side of Frieza's head. Frieza not looking at Cell said "I am being nice." "No I mean call him by his name and not by monkey." Said Cell "Trust me Cell I'm being nice I could call him a lot worst things then monkey but if it will get you off my back I'll call him Goku." said Frieza looking at Cell, Cell felt strange inside in when Frieza looked away Cell stopped feeling funny in looked back at Goku "Ah hi Goku, how you been?" said Cell with a small smile Goku looking from Frieza who was looking at everything but him and Chi-Chi to Cell who was smiling at them and said "Good, you?" Cell still looking at Goku said "Good I'm out of hell." Goku turned to Frieza "How are you doing Frieza?" Frieza who's head was facing the side looked at Goku through the corner of his eye in said "Fine, you?" "Good, good so let's get going Chi-Chi left the food on the stove." Said Goku and with that he picked up Chi-Chi and took off home Frieza and Cell close behind.