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THIS IS HUMOR!
Chapter one: Kokiri Forest and The Deku tree:
DREAM Link was outside the bridge and a girl, a very, very, hot girl was on a horse ridding with another person then a huge ugly guy came. Out. END DREAM.
"Navi, come hither. It is time to awaken.Ok crap. Why do it try to talk like this. Just go wake the stupid boy before I die of the stupid curse"
Navi the dumb, ugly, big chinned, fairy that no one liked flew to get the boy that had only one friend. And was an orphan.
Finally Navi the dumb, ugly, big chinned, fairy that no one liked got to the boy that had only one friend. And was an orphan that was named Link.
"Get up Link! Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey. How can Hyrule depend on such a lazy boy?"
Finally Link got up.
"What the hell do you want Navi?" Link asked.
Mysterious Voice: You don't know Navi yet Link!
Link: Oh, ok, who the hell are you?
Navi: A very f***ed up Fairy. Mysterious Voice: Navi!
Navi: OMG Sorry! Hello, my name is Navi and I am now your guardian beer buddy, I mean fairy.
Link: Cool Now I have two friends, Hey Mysterious Voice you can change my title now!
Mysterious Voice: O.K.
Navi: The Deku tree has summed you!
Link: O.K LET'S GO!
Mysterious Voice: Let's get this story going!
So Navi the dumb, ugly, big chinned, fairy that no one liked traveled with boy that had only two friends. And was an orphan that was named Link traveled to where Mido stood.
Link: Can we pass?
Mido: Yes
Mysterious Voice: Mido, your supposed to be mean.
Mido: Ok then, No get the sword and shield I guess.
This mad Link mad so Link did the Crooked Cartridge trick to sneak past Mido, but then cam back the way he came.
Mysterious Voice: That accomplished nothing.
Link: ya, I know!
So Navi the dumb, ugly, big chinned, fairy that no one liked traveled with boy that had only one friend. And was an orphan that was named Link traveled to where the sword was.
Link opened the chest. *Music play's*
Navi: This is the mystical sword was a treasure of the forest but it is not now because you stole it.
Mysterious Voice: Navi that was not your line!
Navi: What ever!
Link: Let's go!
Mysterious Voice: Ya on with the story.
Navi: Ya!
Link: What do we do now?
Navi: Don't know.
Mysterious Voice: Get out of here use the whole of "Z" of "L" if you are using master quest. Then get 40 rupees and buy a Deku shield. Then go to the Deku tree.
Navi: Oh, I know not we have to Get out of here use the whole of "Z" of "L" if you are using master quest. Then get 40 rupees and buy a Deku shield. Then go to the Deku tree.
Link: Thanks for the tip Navi!
Mysterious Voice: That was my tip, because I have the "Players guide" right next to me as I write this so do as I say! *Shots lighting bolt at Navi. *
Navi: You need me for this story!
Mysterious Voice: Ok fine just let us go on with the story.
Link: OK let's go to the Deku tree!
Saria: Hey Link let's go have some sex!
Link: Can't I have to go see the Deku tree but we will do it when I am done.
Saria: O.K
Mysterious Voice: Saria, Link, Stop that.
Link and Saria: O.K fine.
Link whispers to Saria: We will do it later.
So Link and Navi and of course me the Mysterious Voice walked towed the Deku tree.
Deku Tree: Yo! What's up Link! Let's get some beer and have a party!
Mysterious Voice: No! No! Damn you all!
Deku Tree: I mean I am about to die so go inside me and kill Goma, I mean the curse. Then come out I'll die and you get the stone. O.K?
Link: Sure, Only if I get beer.
Mysterious Voice: Fine this time you'll get beer.
Link: Thank you Mysterious Voice!!
Mysterious Voice: Your welcome!
Deku Tree: Then enter oh brave one!
Mysterious Voice: YA! He did it right!
Deku Tree: I mean, enter oh drunken, person named link.
Mysterious Voice: What ever!
So Link, Navi, and me the Mysterious Voice. *Music plays for me* Travel to the inside of the Deku tree.
Deku Tree: *Waits for music to play for him.* But it never does.
Mysterious Voice: Ha ha ha ha ha
Link: what do I do now?
Mysterious Voice: You must now complete tasks within the Deku Tree.
Deku Tree: *Waits for Music* But it never playes.
Mysterious Voice: Ha ha ha, I am the Mysterious Voice! *Music plays!*
Link travels to through a couple of rooms. And then gets to the Slingshot.
Slingshot: *Waits for the music to play.* But it never does.
Link now opens the chest.
*Music plays for the chest*
Chest: YES I GET MUSIC!
Inside is the slingshot. Still no music plays.
Navi: This is a slingshot.
Mysterious Voice: No it is going to be Link's favorite weapon.
Link: Mysterious Voice! *Music Plays* Don't ruin the story line.
Mysterious Voice: OK! But I am the Mysterious Voice! *Music Plays*
He soon gets to the three Deku tree.
Navi: The order is: 69
Mysterious Voice: I am the Mysterious Voice *Music Plays* it is 2.3.1
Link: oh ok!
So Link goes into Goma's camber.
Goma: Welcome I am Goma! *Music Plays*
Link: Hi can you just kill your self for me?
Goma: Your wish is my command.
Link is transported outside
Deku tree: I am dieing Link! *Music plays for his death (Very happy music)* I finally got music.
Mysterious Voice: only for your death!
Deku tree: oh really.
Mysterious Voice: I am the Mysterious Voice *Music plays* and I says so.
Deku tree: Well ok. LINK! Here is the stone. *Dies*
Link: I already have it.
Mysterious Voice: How?
Link: I got it using game shark! *Music plays*
Mysterious Voice: cool can I give it a try?
Link: Sure why not. I mean not you can not have the game shark *Music Plays* Link: hey Deku tree!
Deku tree: *No answer*
Mysterious Voice: He is dead. *Happy Music Plays*
Link: What about my bear?
Mysterious Voice: OMG I almost forgot! Here
*Beer comes out of nowhere*
Link: YA!
*All has party*
Mysterious Voice: THIS IS THE END OF CHAPTER ONE I hope you have a great time. Reading this because these people are giving me a headache so read on. Give me 2 reviews and I will add the Zelda Part which is very funny. Also here are some questions! Will Link's party ever end? Will Link and Saria ever get to do it? Will Link ever save the world. Will the music every play for anyone accept the Mysterious Voice? *Music plays* Well got to go.
This is the Mysterious Voice *Music Plays* singing off.
THIS IS HUMOR!
Chapter one: Kokiri Forest and The Deku tree:
DREAM Link was outside the bridge and a girl, a very, very, hot girl was on a horse ridding with another person then a huge ugly guy came. Out. END DREAM.
"Navi, come hither. It is time to awaken.Ok crap. Why do it try to talk like this. Just go wake the stupid boy before I die of the stupid curse"
Navi the dumb, ugly, big chinned, fairy that no one liked flew to get the boy that had only one friend. And was an orphan.
Finally Navi the dumb, ugly, big chinned, fairy that no one liked got to the boy that had only one friend. And was an orphan that was named Link.
"Get up Link! Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey, Hey, Hey, Look, Hey. How can Hyrule depend on such a lazy boy?"
Finally Link got up.
"What the hell do you want Navi?" Link asked.
Mysterious Voice: You don't know Navi yet Link!
Link: Oh, ok, who the hell are you?
Navi: A very f***ed up Fairy. Mysterious Voice: Navi!
Navi: OMG Sorry! Hello, my name is Navi and I am now your guardian beer buddy, I mean fairy.
Link: Cool Now I have two friends, Hey Mysterious Voice you can change my title now!
Mysterious Voice: O.K.
Navi: The Deku tree has summed you!
Link: O.K LET'S GO!
Mysterious Voice: Let's get this story going!
So Navi the dumb, ugly, big chinned, fairy that no one liked traveled with boy that had only two friends. And was an orphan that was named Link traveled to where Mido stood.
Link: Can we pass?
Mido: Yes
Mysterious Voice: Mido, your supposed to be mean.
Mido: Ok then, No get the sword and shield I guess.
This mad Link mad so Link did the Crooked Cartridge trick to sneak past Mido, but then cam back the way he came.
Mysterious Voice: That accomplished nothing.
Link: ya, I know!
So Navi the dumb, ugly, big chinned, fairy that no one liked traveled with boy that had only one friend. And was an orphan that was named Link traveled to where the sword was.
Link opened the chest. *Music play's*
Navi: This is the mystical sword was a treasure of the forest but it is not now because you stole it.
Mysterious Voice: Navi that was not your line!
Navi: What ever!
Link: Let's go!
Mysterious Voice: Ya on with the story.
Navi: Ya!
Link: What do we do now?
Navi: Don't know.
Mysterious Voice: Get out of here use the whole of "Z" of "L" if you are using master quest. Then get 40 rupees and buy a Deku shield. Then go to the Deku tree.
Navi: Oh, I know not we have to Get out of here use the whole of "Z" of "L" if you are using master quest. Then get 40 rupees and buy a Deku shield. Then go to the Deku tree.
Link: Thanks for the tip Navi!
Mysterious Voice: That was my tip, because I have the "Players guide" right next to me as I write this so do as I say! *Shots lighting bolt at Navi. *
Navi: You need me for this story!
Mysterious Voice: Ok fine just let us go on with the story.
Link: OK let's go to the Deku tree!
Saria: Hey Link let's go have some sex!
Link: Can't I have to go see the Deku tree but we will do it when I am done.
Saria: O.K
Mysterious Voice: Saria, Link, Stop that.
Link and Saria: O.K fine.
Link whispers to Saria: We will do it later.
So Link and Navi and of course me the Mysterious Voice walked towed the Deku tree.
Deku Tree: Yo! What's up Link! Let's get some beer and have a party!
Mysterious Voice: No! No! Damn you all!
Deku Tree: I mean I am about to die so go inside me and kill Goma, I mean the curse. Then come out I'll die and you get the stone. O.K?
Link: Sure, Only if I get beer.
Mysterious Voice: Fine this time you'll get beer.
Link: Thank you Mysterious Voice!!
Mysterious Voice: Your welcome!
Deku Tree: Then enter oh brave one!
Mysterious Voice: YA! He did it right!
Deku Tree: I mean, enter oh drunken, person named link.
Mysterious Voice: What ever!
So Link, Navi, and me the Mysterious Voice. *Music plays for me* Travel to the inside of the Deku tree.
Deku Tree: *Waits for music to play for him.* But it never does.
Mysterious Voice: Ha ha ha ha ha
Link: what do I do now?
Mysterious Voice: You must now complete tasks within the Deku Tree.
Deku Tree: *Waits for Music* But it never playes.
Mysterious Voice: Ha ha ha, I am the Mysterious Voice! *Music plays!*
Link travels to through a couple of rooms. And then gets to the Slingshot.
Slingshot: *Waits for the music to play.* But it never does.
Link now opens the chest.
*Music plays for the chest*
Chest: YES I GET MUSIC!
Inside is the slingshot. Still no music plays.
Navi: This is a slingshot.
Mysterious Voice: No it is going to be Link's favorite weapon.
Link: Mysterious Voice! *Music Plays* Don't ruin the story line.
Mysterious Voice: OK! But I am the Mysterious Voice! *Music Plays*
He soon gets to the three Deku tree.
Navi: The order is: 69
Mysterious Voice: I am the Mysterious Voice *Music Plays* it is 2.3.1
Link: oh ok!
So Link goes into Goma's camber.
Goma: Welcome I am Goma! *Music Plays*
Link: Hi can you just kill your self for me?
Goma: Your wish is my command.
Link is transported outside
Deku tree: I am dieing Link! *Music plays for his death (Very happy music)* I finally got music.
Mysterious Voice: only for your death!
Deku tree: oh really.
Mysterious Voice: I am the Mysterious Voice *Music plays* and I says so.
Deku tree: Well ok. LINK! Here is the stone. *Dies*
Link: I already have it.
Mysterious Voice: How?
Link: I got it using game shark! *Music plays*
Mysterious Voice: cool can I give it a try?
Link: Sure why not. I mean not you can not have the game shark *Music Plays* Link: hey Deku tree!
Deku tree: *No answer*
Mysterious Voice: He is dead. *Happy Music Plays*
Link: What about my bear?
Mysterious Voice: OMG I almost forgot! Here
*Beer comes out of nowhere*
Link: YA!
*All has party*
Mysterious Voice: THIS IS THE END OF CHAPTER ONE I hope you have a great time. Reading this because these people are giving me a headache so read on. Give me 2 reviews and I will add the Zelda Part which is very funny. Also here are some questions! Will Link's party ever end? Will Link and Saria ever get to do it? Will Link ever save the world. Will the music every play for anyone accept the Mysterious Voice? *Music plays* Well got to go.
This is the Mysterious Voice *Music Plays* singing off.