B kind guys I am onli 14 so im not gud at dis yet. I dun own snakes onaplan so dun sew me lol. Shot out to Mariyln manson for gud musik!
SNAKES ON A PLAIN TWO
OH SHOT NOW THEIR VAMPIRAIFIC
three years after the original snakes on a plane sameual jackson the fbi changed his name to samieual vonhelsing the third but he went by comphlin for short because his name was so long also this is three years after the first movie. "why you assign me to go to transylvaniaand to die?" he asked incredualflously to the assignmente officer who gave him his assignment. "don't you know there are vampiesrs there? what if someone puts snakes on the plane again" "that will not happen" the guy said and then he got on the plane and sat next to blue blazer. "wow nice blazer" he said "wow thanks i really like it too" "wow yeah i know" also there was edward cullen and he was mad because there were no snakes and he liked them and there was no stupid werewolf cause he was home and that was bad cause he was balla and them comphlin said I HAVE HAD IT UP TO FUCKING HERE WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING BLAZERS THAT AREN"T BLUE and blue balzer said "WOW I KNOW"
THEN BING the doors bust open and the snakes come out and the box shits snakes and they come out like literally shitting and they have vampire wings and they came from edward cullens luggage by the way and the snakes came out and were flying areound and hissing around and blue blazer was like WOW OH MY GOD THEY ARE FLYING AT MY FUCKING BALZER BRICK WILL BE SHAT" and then edward cullen goes HAHA THAT WILL TEACH people all of this was happpen while Mariyln Manson was sing in backinground.
by the way the snakes are still in the cargo hold but they're really flying around and its really scary because they are biting cables and stuff and it is really bad for the circuirretry MEAN WHILE blue blazer was also wearing a crown and samuel was like "WOW why are you wearing a crown" and he said "because i'm the prince of TRANSLYVANIA" and samuel said
"WOW!"
And then and then and then the snakes started eating the peanuts and pamela smith was like OH SHIT THE PEANUTS and Donny was like OH MY GOD MY CASHEWS oh wait those arent CASHEWS and then he was fine but the snakes were really full and sort of slept for a while like contented little babies and then pilot asked WHY YOU DO THAT TO ME and the copilot said because i play my PS2 a lot and there is a game where I box peoples ears and the pilot was like okay.
And then blue blazer was like oh gee i have to go to the bathroom and sam asked if he wanted him to hold his crown and he said gee thanks for being so nice and gave him his crown and then sam put it on his head and was like AH HAH now I am prince of translyvania and edward cullen was like OH NOOOOO but blue blazer was already in the bathroom and didn not hear.
MEANWHILE the pilot and copilot broke the radio. : (
TWO B CONTINUD?
Whad do u think? Shuld I right a squeakwal?