Just another lunch.
Cristina is sitting in the cafeteria eating her lunch thinking, when Meredith joins her.
Meredith: What are you thinking about?
Cristina: Do you know it's been twentysix days since I had sex?
Meredith: oh..
Cristina: Yeah.. I'm this close to buying a 'Sex and the City' DVD. How pathetic is that?
Izzie joins them.
Izzie: Why is that pathetic? I've got a 'Sex and the City' DVD..
Cristina: U-hu? And when did you buy that?
Izzie: Right after I moved to Seattle to start my internship. Oh, I get your point.
Cristina: Yeah.
Meredith: Hello? What did I miss?
Izzie: When I moved here I was all..
Cristina: Dried up and her biest was asleep.
Izzie: Yeah.
Meredith: So.. What? 'Sex and the City' is for women that never have sex?
Cristina and Izzie: Right!
Meredith: That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!
Cristina: Mer.. Think! It's like this close to porn!
Izzie: Seriously! I would know. I've seen the whole first season.
Meredith: but I like that show!
Cristina: Yeah well, you can borrow a season from me after I bought it. Because I will if I
don't get sex anytime soon!
Alex joins them.
Alex: Need some help, Yang?
Cristina: Not from you, Evil Spawn..
Meredith: Alex, what do you think about 'Sex and the City'?
Alex: That show is hot!
Cristina: See, Mer? Proof number one; Alex likes it. It gotta be porn.
Izzie: Yeah, if not, Alex is totally gay.
Alex: And I'm not gay!
Meredith: Okay.. I get your point. I still like the show though..
Alex: of course. you like the hot stuff to!
Meredith: No! I like the whole friendshipthing, always having lunch, beeing able to talk to your
friends about whatever you want to.. Besides, I kinda have a crush on Big.
Everyone looks at Meredith like she's wierd.
Meredith: Fine! It's my favorite show in the whole wide world. Are you happy now?
Cristina: Big? Really?
Alex: Friendshipthing?
Izzie: You want us to talk about how sperm tastes over lunch and orgasms over dinner?
Meredith: Let's talk about something else..
Cristina: fine with me. Twentysix days! I might have to become a nun.
Alex: Doesn't it suck? You get left at the alter, and still you feel obligated to be faithful or something?
Cristina: Not at the alter. Almost by the alter. And I do not feel obligated to be faithful or something.
I just need some God damn sex!
They get some really wierd looks from the rest of the cafeteria, because Cristina's pretty loud.
Izzie: Well. At least now the whole hospital knows that you're lonely and horney..
Meredith: Let me quote: 'If you're that lonely, there are exellent vibrators. I can give you catalog.'
Alex: I remember that! I got to touch Yang's boobs and I totally felt Meredith up. That was awesome.
Izzie: uhum, when was this? Were we dating?
Alex: um, no. I was just studying for my exam..
Izzie: by feeling people up? after sleeping with that many women, you'd think you knew their anatomy.
I'm leaving..
Izzie leaves and Alex follows her.
Alex: Hey! Izzie, are you angry? We weren't even together!
Meredith: wow. what was that all about?
Cristina: Guess we're not so different from 'Sex and the City' after all..