We dedicate this to you Cara, friend or foe has yet to be established but what we do know is that you made one huge stupid ass decision to fall asleep early

I once told a lie, that i would never love,

I thought it, until the first shove. (of John's dick)

What a dick has that soldier prick

Its something I cannot wait to lick.

My balls are a loves of Sherlock

I once bought him a cock sock.

His deduction skills make him brilliant in bed,

His juices cover quite a spread,

I only wish he'd give me more head

I wish Sherlock would be my bitch,

It would make him one hell of a snitch

I love the way he thrusts his hips,

It gives me pointy nips

His tongue traces all of my skin,

I wish he'd finally stick his dick in

His army voice makes me shiver inside,

I wish he'd slap my raw behind.

He makes me claw across the sheets,

Then I truly receive my deserved treats

He likes it when I wear my gimp mask,

We have really hot sex when he completes a task.

Sherlock's soft hair I love to grab,

And he loves to give me a stab (with his dick)

I love john with all my life,

One day he will be my wife (or husband but technicalities are not important)

I love the way Cas looks at me,

But I love more the way blood drips on my knee.

The feeling of blood makes me want to pee,

Maybe then ill devour him for tea.

I love the way Dean eats his pie,

It makes me want to cry,

Almost as much as when he puts his dick in my eye.

A dick in my ass makes me one happy Cas,

When Dean sees me he gets as hard as brass,

When Im with him I come like shattered glass.

I lie down next to him smiling with glee,

Wow i really need to fucking pee.

My senses are dimmed when Im with dean,

He's pushing hard its pressing on my spleen,

I really wish I hadn't eaten that extra bean.

I want to feel Cas' angel wings,

Around and in my really tight ring.

Dean spins my mind I love him so,

Just like my little toe.

No one can know my love for Cas,

But right now I want his dick in my ass.

Sometimes dean can be a real cock,

I can make him hard like rock.

Dean said he'd buy me a star if he could,

He likes it when I pound him with wood.

My love for Dean will never end,

For I love him always, and that love will never break or bend.

*This was a joke and funnily enough we have our English Lit exam next week so this is NOT an example of out literary talents*