I OWN NOTHING. THE VOCALOID PROGRAM BELONGS TO YAMAHA CORPORATION AND CRYPTON. THIS IS A FANFICTION. I ALSO DON'T OWN ANY OF THE SITES MENTIONED IN THE STORY.

Any username or argument mentioned on this story is pure coincidence.


Len Kagamine, a blond boy with blue eyes and a small ponytail, walked into the room, bored as always. It was Sunday, and he had absolutely nothing to do. It was already getting on his nerves, so he decided to pay a visit to his twin sister, Rin.

"Riiiiin, I'm here to hang ou—"

But before he could finish, he froze. On the living room, he saw Rin literally rolling on the floor laughing, and that disturbed the poor boy a bit. He raised an eyebrow and walked closer to her.

"Rin? What are you doing over there?"

The blond girl could barely breathe. She tried to speak. She really did.

"T-this… hahaHAHAHHA… It's— hahahHHAHAHAHAH!"

Len sweatdropped. Rin wasn't really a silly cheerful girl that could be easily entertained, so he was starting to get really curious about it.

"What is it? I wanna see!"

The girl only pointed to the notebook on the floor and kept laughing. Len sat next to her and checked the site.

"Poserpedia?"

"Oh, Len… Hah… This site is amazing… Hahahah" Said Rin, recovering.

Len scrolled down. It was a Wiki. Rin loved to go through these kinds of websites and spend the evening reading things about her or other people she knew.

As the boy scrolled down and read the entries, a smile began to form on his own face. It didn't take long for him to laugh like a maniac too.

"I know right? HAHAHHAHA!" Said Rin, joining her brother on the laughter.

5 minutes later.

"Ok, ok, let's see what they say about Miku." Said Rin, wiping a tear from her eye. The twins were now with their eyes glued to the screen and a big smile on their faces. It was like they've found a treasure.

Miku Hatsune.

Miku Hatsune was the first Vocaloid to be invented. She is also the most popular of them, having more musics than the other Vocaloids. She is normally portrayed as a cheerful teenager, with long green hair tied in pigtails and wearing a green skirt.

Miku is a huge success on the internet, mostly in video sites such as YouTube, where most of her songs and clips are posted. Miku has already launched a CD, which scored the top spot on the Oricon list and still makes success.

After her creation, Yamaha, the company that owns the Vocaloid program, invented other types of Vocaloids, such as Rin & Len Kagamine, MEIKO,KAITO,Neru and so on, even though she still is the most expensive of them all.

"The first Vocaloid, huh…" Said Len. Rin patted his shoulder.

"It hurts, doesn't it?" Rin grabbed the mouse. "There are a lot of entries about her. Check this one, this is great."

Miku Hatsune.

The main character of an anime called 'Vocaloid', launched by Yamaha Crypton. Miku is a singer in the anime, and together with her friends, she plays in a band around the world. It is still unknown the date of the first episode's release.

"Where in the world did they find an anime about her?" Asked Len, with his eyes wide open. Rin smirked.

"That's what happens when you change an anime opening and put us as characters. People don't even bother looking, if they see this green-haired girl in a fake opening, poof! She's the main character of this new anime."

"Unbelievable. But still, this is pretty great. What else do we have here?"

The twins scrolled down until they found another section that interested them.

Akita Neru.

Akira Neru is a fanmade Vocaloid, created after a failed attempt at using Miku Hatsune. She is normally portrayed as a Miku wannabe.

"HAHAHAHHA, a Miku wannabe? If Neru ever reads this she'll throw the PC out of the window!" Said Rin laughing.

"There's more to it." Said Len.

Neru is a typical troll, always using her phone and never caring about the others. She is also a tsundere and has a crush on Len Kagamine. Neru fights with Miku for Len's love, since she wants to be like her to gain Len's attention.

Len was speechless while Rin laughed even harder than before.

"Ok… Moving on." Said Len, scrolling down again.

Akita Neru is great friends with Yowane Haku.

Len clicked the hotlink that directed the page to Haku's entry on the site.

Yowane Haku.

Haku is a fanmade Vocaloid whose voice was taken from a bad version of Miku Hatsune.

Len sweatdropped. "Is it just me, or does everything in this site revolves around Miku…?"

"Of course it does, she is the first Vocaloid and the most popular, remember? We're just copies of her." Rin said in a sarcastic tone. Len shrugged and kept scrolling down.

Whenever Haku is seen in a video, she is always with a sad expression and with a bottle of alcohol on one hand. She is Neru's best friend and MEIKO's drinking partner.

While Len read the article, Rin was getting impatient. She rolled her eyes and took the mouse from Len's hand.

"Hey! I'm still reading this!"

Rin got close to Len's face and smiled wickedly.

"Relax, little brother. I'm taking you to a much better place than this one."

Len blushed a little and avoided Rin's look.

"I'd appreciate it if you didn't say that in such a suggestive tone."

Rin giggled and started to navigate the web again. Len tried to pick on what Rin was doing. The girl clicked quickly on links that lead to one page after another. She finally got to the one she wanted and pulled Len closer to the screen.

"Here. The best place in the whoooole site. The Forum."

Len raised an eyebrow, but was curious nonetheless. He picked one topic and clicked it. The thread was called 'About the Kagamines'

Rin smirked.

"Why'd you pick that one?"

"No particular reason. I want to see what these guys say about us, that's all."

"Yeah, yeah…"

The first post loaded and both of them glued to the screen.

"So this thread is for you guys discuss the relationships of the twins Lin and Ren Kagamine. What you think of them, you think they are only siblings or there's something else' – Imani

"Hey there! ^^ I'm Diot! So yeah, about them. I love the Kagamines 33 I think Ren is soooo cute, and because he's a shota, this makes him even cuter *-* But… I don't like Lin, she wants to steal him from mee :(" – Diot

"Greetings. I'm Betothan. First off, It's not Lin and Ren, their names are RIN and LEN. That being said, I'd like to mention that I don't think Len is a shota. This is just the image he unfairly got on Nico Nico Douga." – Betothan

"…Nico Nico What… ?_?" – Diot

Rin was laughing hard again, while Len blushed and sweatdropped.

"So it takes 3 posts till someone spell our names right? That's disgraceful…"

"Oh, you're just trying to avoid the shota comment." Answered Rin with a smirk. Len blushed even more and snapped at Rin.

"AM NOT! Just stating a fact!"

Rin pushed Len to the side.

"What else do they say? I liked that thread!"

"*sighs* Well, it's not called Poserpedia for nothing… Nico Nico Douga. It's the site where most of the Vocaloid songs are uploaded. They have the whole meme thing going on, and Len got this 'shota' image unfairly. That's what I mean." – Betothan

"Heey! Nice thread! So I'd like to say what I think about their relationship. I think it's… weird. I mean, they are siblings, for crying out loud! And twins! They being romantically involved is wrong in my opinion. But I do like how they act towards each other. I wish my brother would treat me like that T_T" – Lisa14

"Helloooooo, it's called twincest! Fanservice! People like these things!" – HiyoriIsMyHero

"It can't be twincest, because they are not twins. They are mirrored images of each other." – ThatGuy

"o_o WHAAAT? So… If they are mirrored images… Then… Then! I'M IN LOVE WITH RIN ALSO? T_T" – Diot

"There are speculations about that; it was not specified that Rin and Len are actually mirrored images of themselves. That would be a little out of hand, don't you agree? Besides, if they really were, why is such a difference of personalities and appearances?" – Betothan

"They are. "RIN" is for Right and "LEN" is for Left. They are not siblings. It was confirmed in the official site." – ThatGuy

"Would you mind giving me the source of that information?" - Betothan

Rin and Len rolled their eyes.

"Here it goes… The mirror debate. That's really tiring." Said Len closing the post. Rin had to agree with him. Another thread caught Rin's eyes immediately.

"There, click that one!"

She pointed to the screen, where it was written 'Vocaloid anime!'. Len clicked it.

"So I read that this Vocaloid thing is an anime. I like anime, when is it coming out? And what's the story?" – NaruTomodachi

"Hi there! So it's a new anime? Great! I'll watch it! I'd like to know the story too… If someone can post the plot here, I'd be glad! ^^" – Neko133

"lololol yeah, an anime! It's about this girl called Miku Hatsune who is transformed into a robot and suddenly can sing really well. So she realizes other people are also transformed into robots and can sing as well. And then her mission is to find these other people to form a huge band!" – VocaloidFTW

"REALLY? Wow, sounds awesome!" – Neko133

Rin and Len giggled.

"This is just mean. Giving people expectations like that."

"There is something called Google, you know. If the girl wanted to know what is Vocaloid that bad she could've searched for it!" Said Rin.

"Fair enough." Said Len. They kept scrolling down.

"lol yea, it is awesome. You should search for their songs, they release some of them on YouTube to promote the anime." – VocaloidFTW

"So when is it coming out? I want to watch it." – GingioStar3

"A robot who wants to form a band? That souds laaaaaame" – IchiroVampirexxx

"No, no! It's a really cool story! Search for the songs, you'll like them! lolol" – VocaloidFTW

"Troll…" Both the twins said at the same time, then closed the thread, still laughing. Rin threw herself on the carpet, yawning.

"I'm sleepy… Let's close and finish reading it tomorrow, what do you think?"

Len closed the window, nodding.

"Yeah, I'm sleepy too. But that was pretty funny."

Rin rested her head on one hand and smiled.

"Glad you liked it. I always make things interesting, don't I?"

Len smiled back, rolling his eyes.

"Yeah, yeah… Of course you do."

The twins giggled. Len helped Rin up and both of them went to their rooms.

"Night, Rin."

"Sleep tight, Len. Don't let the posers bite you."


It was dark on the living room, and only a small notebook could be seen on the floor, emitting a soft light. The lights suddenly lit up, and two people walked into the room. One of them spotted the computer and noticed that it was still turned on.

"Ok, who forgot to turn the PC off again…?" Asked the first person. The second person approached the computer and got down to see what was written on the screen.

"Poserpedia…?"


Hi! How are you?

I spot these mistakes a lot when I'm searching for Vocaloid and things like these, so I decided to make a fic talking about it. It's not a critic, just an attempt to make you guys laugh a little bit XD

There will be more. Oh, yes. I wonder, who found 'Poserpedia' this time?

See you in the next chapter! Reviews are highly appreciated!