"Karl, Umbridge has a job for us" said Matt
Karl looked at his fellow Dementor with a resigned expression, he had been going to catch up on Most Haunted as it wasn't everyday that he got a holiday from Azkaban. "Fine I'll be there in five" he answered in a defeated voice and hanging up the receiver he bade goodbye to his cat, Scruffy.
Flying, through the air he felt a burst of freedom and almost forgot he was looking for Harry Potter, the Harry Potter. If he wasn't going to kiss him he'd have got an autograph. Actually he mused maybe it will be worth more on eBay after he's dead. Ok autograph then kiss.
As he approached Little Whinging he caught sight of the boy next to a bigger boy. Unfortunately Matt got their first and started the attack. Damn I won't get my autograph though Karl disappointedly and went to help his friend. Suddenly Potter cast a Patronus charm. "Ow that hurts stop it" moaned Karl but it just came out as a rattling gasp. Matt signalled retreat and so defeated they glided away. Oh well thought Karl at least I have time to watch Most Haunted.
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