Hey everyone, GUNdaiRANGER here. I know it's been a while since I've uploaded anything and that's because I'm busy with babysitting duties, someone else is on the computer and also I'm usually distracted and Writer's block hits me like a fly to an electric bug zapper, this crossover fan fic is something that I've had in my head for a while and I just needed to get this on here, so without further ado I present to you "JOKER IN REMNANT!"
Chapter 1: Arrival
[Abandoned Arkham Asylum]
Batman had just entered a broken down theater room with lights on, and circus things that clearly belonged to the Joker. As Batman continues, he stumbles upon a theater screen hanging from metal bars. As Batman continues to look around, he hears a voice coming from nowhere.
"What's the matter Batman? No witty comeback? No threat?" Then the lights in the theater room suddenly turn off, leaving the room dark. "Fine, then I'll provide the narration." Then the blank screen read 'Our Family Memories' as it shows Joker in a medical get up with the sadistic smile he always has. "I'll begin with how I began to peel back the layers of the boy's mind, though he bravely tried to fight it at first."
Then the reel shows Joker in a 'Kiss the cook' apron with a grill and a lidded pot on top, then Joker removes the lid as he's licking his lips as he pulls out two electrical clamps, then attaches them to a restraining bed with Tim Drake aka Robin on to it. "You would've been so proud to see him so strong." Then the reel showed Joker pulling the switch and then Batman's face turned shocked as he saw his young crime fighting partner getting electrocuted. "But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me, secrets that are mine alone, Bruce…."
Soon after Batman heard his name being uttered by Joker, his face then turned angry. "It's true Batsy, I know everything, and kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, sadly anti climactic. Behind all the stern and the batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy, it'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic….no what the heck, I'll laugh anyway." Then Joker laughs his most sadistic laugh yet as unbeknownst to him Batman comes flying at him as Joker finally sees him coming, Batman flies through the window of the projection booth.
Joker steps back as Batman crashes through the window, Batman quickly grabs Joker by the collar of his purple tux and punches him in the face, Joker falls back and hits the projection reel as he falls and quickly tries to get away, but Batman grabs him first and holds him by his collar. "If you don't like the movie, I got slides." Joker says with a smile, Batman then tosses Joker out the projection booth window and Joker lands on his circus boxes, Joker looks up and sees "Joker jr." with a sick sadistic smile on his face, then Joker turns around only to see Batman grab him by the throat and slam him against one of the blocks and starts to choke him slowly. "I'll break you in two." Batman said with a cold dark angry voice.
"Oh ho ho Batman, if you had the guts for that kind of fun, you'd have done it years ago, I on the other hand…." As Batman looks at Joker, Batman doesn't see Joker pull out a switch blade and at the last second, Batman backs away as Joker slashes him and leaves a large cut on his chest, blood coming out of the cut Joker had just made and just as quick Joker plants the blade into one of Batman's knees, Batman cries out in pain as he falls.
Joker then jumps down from blocks to the ground where Batman is and squats next to him. "You lost Batman, Robin is mine now, and the last sound you'll hear will be our laughter." Then Joker grabs the gun next to him with one hand and Batman's cape with the other, then Joker tosses the gun to 'Joker Jr.' "Here you go Sonny boy, make daddy proud." As Joker raises Batman by the cape. "Deliver the punch line." Then 'Joker Jr.' slowly raises the gun as he starts to laugh slowly and hesitantly and pulls the trigger once and out shoots a stick with a cloth attached to it with the letter 'BANG' written on it. "Tim…." Batman says as the laughter begins to speed up. "Do it!" Joker tells 'Joker Jr.' with a sadistic smile on his face.
Then 'Joker Jr' pulls the trigger the second time and Joker is sent flying as he cries out in pain as he lands on a block, Joker looks up and sees the stick with the word 'BANG' on it and with a look of sad confusion he uttered his last words. "That's not funny…." He then falls forward face first, dead.
[Underworld]
In the depths of this nightmarish realm, a certain clown wearing a purple and green tux is falling towards the lowest levels of said realm, all the while, for the first time in the underworld's realm, besides hearing the ruler's laughter, they heard the clown's laughter as he lands face first in front of Hades with an 'OMF' then the clown gets up with a smile on his face. "So this is hell, not much different from Gotham that's for sure. Joker then laughs as he finishes his sentence then he turns around to see the demon ruler of the realm sitting on his throne. "Hmmm….and who are you supposed to be? You're not Batman that's for sure."
"SILENCE CLOWN, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO'RE YOU'RE TALKING TO?!" Joker looks confused for a moment or too, then a smile appears on his face. "Ooh I know, you're Manbat!" "SILENCE!" Hades roared, then he leans in to take a closer look at the one whom makes these jokes and upon further inspection, he finally sees the sadistic smile, the pale white face, and the purple and green tux. "Ah, it is you Joker. I had not recognized you at first. Welcome to the realm of the Underworld and my domain of Hades." "Hades my good man, or god. You're looking well for someone who's been stuck here for the last millennia or two or three or however long you were here."
"It's a pleasure to meet the legendary Joker of Gotham, I've been watching you from down below and your antics never cease to amuse me, and it's a shame to have you here in the land of the dead." "Believe you me it hasn't been fun for me either, to think the great Joker would get killed by a little kid, the thought of it makes me sick to my heart, well if I had one." Then Joker laughs a little only to punch of Hades' servants in the face as finishes his laugh.
"But enough about me, it seems you could use a few good laughs, so what can I do for you?" Asks Joker as he bows to the lord of the dead. "Joker, I know what you want…." Joker looks up raising one eyebrow in confusion. "What are you talking about? How would you know what I could possibly want?" Hades stands from his gigantic throne and takes steps towards Joker as he does; Hades begins to shrink down to the Joker's size. Joker steps back as he's caught off guard by Hades magic. "Neat trick Hades, you have got to teach me that, hehehehehe. So tell me what you think I would want from you, Hades. What would Uncle Joker want?" Hades pats Joker on the shoulder with a smile on his face. "I would think the Joker would want another shot at life or in your case, a laugh at life." "Well what do you know, the dead man is right. Uncle Joker would love another laugh at life, so what have you in mind Hades?" Joker asks as he smiles a sadistic smile. "As you well know, the only way to revive you back to life would be if someone among the living would want you to come back alive and perform a revival ritual…."
A frown forms on Joker's face as he hears this. "Oh great and the only person that does want me back is Harley, but the dolt doesn't even have the know how, nor the magical abilities to perform such a ritual, not to mention I doubt anyone would lend her a helping hand since in someway shape or form, they'd be helping me out and don't even get me started on how Batman would try to stop Harley, he'd stop her every time! I might as well just spend the rest of eternity in here" Then Hades throws out a hearty laugh as he wraps his arm around Joker's neck to bring him closer. "True, but that's one way to revive you back to your realm…." Upon hearing this, Joker again is confused as he raises one eyebrow. "What are you babbling about?"
"I can revive you in a different realm, a realm of my choosing and once again you're free to do as you please." Intrigued, Joker smiles and laughs for a moment then shoots a serious look at Hades. "What's the catch dead man? If it's my soul, forget it, I already lost it while dancing with the devil in the pale moon night." Hades smiles as he looks at Joker. "No catch, I would hate to have your talents wasted on those already dead." "You're telling me. These stiffs don't look like they'd be any fun, so what's your plan? Any place or realm you'd send me to would probably have a Batman, and there'd be another Joker, we team up only to be stopped by that Batman teaming up with another Batman because Batman called other Batman's help, trust me I know these things." Joker says leaning into Hades' ear.
"What if I am to tell you I found such a realm without your "Bat" problem?" Joker is now even more intrigued as to what Hades had claimed as a mischievous smile comes across Joker's face. "Keep talking….."
[Remnant-Streets of Vale]
A group of men wearing black and red, being led by a man in white with a cigar, a cane and a black bowler hat with a red band walking up to a store called "From Dust till Dawn" As the group enters the store, the man in white drops his cigar from his mouth as he sees the store had been cleared out of Dust, the old store manager laying on his back on the floor dead with a metal spike sticking out of his chest where his heart would be and forced, wide smile on his dead face. "What?! How?! Who-?!" As the man stepped forward towards the counter, he notices a random cared on the counter, he picks it up sees that it's just a regular joker playing card with a picture of a clown in the middle.
The man flips the card around and sees a message written in black reading :Roman my boy, you're too slow! HAHAHAHAHA! –Joker.
Roman slips the card into his pocket, not before crushing it in his hands and starts fuming with rage. "GAH! That's the second time I tried to rob this place and still nothing comes out of it, first it was little red, and now there's this joker who thinks he can one up me?" Then one of the men in black and red suits raises his hand and speaks up. "We've never heard of this guy so maybe he just got lucky?" Roman thought about it in deep thought for a moment and smiles nonchalantly. "You know what? You're right, obviously it's some young amateur trying to make a name for himself, and believe you me, he could've picked a better name than "joker." As Roman takes out a lighter and lights up his cigar again, the building's phone begins to ring and everyone freezes for a minute.
The phone continues to ring until Roman decides to pick it up to answer the caller. "Hi, what do you want?" As Roman asked his question, all he could hear was static but the static begins to dissipate he could hear laughter coming from the other line. "Who is this?! And this better not be some prank caller!" The laughter slowly stops as the caller slowly catches their breath. "Roman my boy, if I were you, you'd better get out of there now unless you want the cops on your tail." Then the caller begins laughing maniacally as Roman hangs up and off into the distance, he could hear sirens approaching. "Tch, unbelievable!" "What do we do boss?" one of the men inquired. "Simple, we get out of here before the authorities get here! Now go, before I have you all fired!" The men exit the building running, Roman stays behind for a moment and looks back at the dead man smiling and shudders at the thought of someone dying with sick smile on their face, resuming his escape, Roman exits the building meeting up with his group as a carrier ship shows up and opens its hatches, leaving the men entry onto the ship.
Roman enters the ship as a woman in red dress with yellow markings walks up to him slowly with calm fire in her eyes. "So did you get the dust this time?" She asked as Roman lights up his cigar and puffs into it. "Sorry, some joker got to it before we did, and oh before I forget, he left his calling card…." Roman finishes his statement as he hands the woman in red the crumpled up card. She takes it and unfolds the crumples seeing that it was an ordinary playing card and turns it around and sees the message left for Roman, she smiles slyly upon the card and hands it back to Roman. "Whoever this man is, he's certainly got my attention. Who knows? He might even be your replacement Roman." Upon hearing this, Roman's face turned to anger as he steps forward towards the unknown woman.
"Now you listen here, no one is a better thief than me and I'll not hesitate to end that person's life to prove that point so don't mess with me-!" As Roman was about to finish his statement, a ball of fire appears in front of him held by the unknown woman. "Now now, let's not get feisty, after all you do still work for me got it? So no need for this unwarranted anger." The fireball then disappears from Roman's face as he steps back and breathes a sigh of relief as the woman turns around and walks away. "Oh and Roman, come at me like that again, and I'll make sure to redefine the term "fired" for you only."
[Beacon Academy]
It's eight in the morning as the sun is up and shining as Team RWBY begins slowly getting up with Blake being the first one up and getting her things ready for a shower, Weiss getting up soon after and doing the same, leaving both Yang and Ruby alone as they continued their slumber, Weiss looks back at the two sisters and sighs. "Look at them, sleeping even though the sun is up, not to mention it looks to be a beautiful morning." "Leave them be Weiss, we did just get off from a hard mission yesterday and Ozpin did say that we'd get the day off for completing the mission so it's best not to bother them." Weiss turns her head to Blake as she crosses her arms. "Yes, I do suppose you do have a point there." As if on cue on finishing her statement, Yang slowly gets up groggily, smacking her lips and rubbing her eyes as she yawns and stretches her arms. "Good morning team….what are you talking about?" Yang asks half awake. "We were just talking about you and Ruby sleeping in because of the mission yesterday." Blake answers. "Oh is that right? That was a hard one, no doubt about it." Yang says as another yawn escapes her mouth.
"Well I'm going to go and shower first so I'll see you guys later." Blake leaves for the showers leaving fully awake Weiss, the half-awake Yang, and the fully sleeping leader of the team, Ruby. "Hey Weiss, why don't you follow Blake and shower as well, it's going to take some time for Ruby to get up and I'm about to clock out again soon soooo….never mind." Yang says as she falls back down on her bed again asleep, leaving Weiss dumbfounded on how easy it was for Yang to fall asleep again. "And how long have I been on this team for?" Weiss asks as if expecting a reply but none came as she gathers her things and follows Yang's advice and heads to the showers with Blake.
Along the way, Weiss sees Blake talking with a rabbit eared girl, both with smiles on their faces as she walks passed them paying no heed, Blake notices this and finishes her conversation with the bunny faunus and catches up to Weiss. "Hey Weiss, you're going to the showers too?" Blake asks as Weiss turns her attention to Blake. "But of course, no one to talk to since our leader is still sleeping and Yang fell asleep again." "And how long have we been teammates?" Blake asks. "That's what I was thinking, so what were you and that girl talking about?" Weiss asked. "Oh, Velvet and I were just talking about some of the times her team got into some funny predicaments and I was talking to her in kind." Blake answered, looking at the ice princess. "Well I do suppose our team does get into a little mischief every once in a while." Weiss said turning her head away as Blake raises an eyebrow. "A 'little' mischief?" Blake says mockingly as they continue walking down the hall towards the showers.
"Hey Blake." Weiss says as they continue walking. "What is it?" Blake asks. "Since we have the day off today, why don't you and I head do the dust store later on today, I noticed that your supply has been running low so I figured 'Why not bring you along?'" Blake looks down at the ground in deep thought for a moment then she turns her head to her snowy comrade, with a slight smile on her face. "Sure, I don't have anything else going on for today so I'll come along." Weiss smiles approvingly as she opens the door to the showers. "Alright then, we're heading out at eleven, does that sound good?" "Sure, that sounds great."
3 hrs. Later
Weiss and Blake are just arriving at the local dust store, now turned into a crime scene, shocked at the amount of police surrounding the area. "Blake, what do you think happened here?" Weiss asked. "I honestly have no idea…" Blake answers her partner, she looks around and sees a nearby detective, she walks over to the detective and taps him on the shoulder. "Hm? What do you want; civilians aren't welcome here during a crime scene." "I'm sorry detective, my partner and I are huntresses from Beacon and I was wondering if—" The detective cuts her off. "Oh did Ozpin send you? Where are your other team members? Aw it don't make no difference. Here's what we got: Roughly at around 12:30 passed midnight the store owner was just locking up for the night, when suddenly someone ups and well…." The paramedics walk by carrying a stretcher with a body bag on top of it the paramedics opens the body bag and the sight of the dead old man with the sick smile was enough to cause both huntresses cup their mouths in disbelief as if trying to hold back their barf as the paramedics zip the body bag back up and carry it into an ambulance and drive away.
"I've seen a lot of things girls, but this is by far the most disturbing thing I've seen. Until we get a complete autopsy, we won't know the exact time of death." The detective says as Blake shudders as the sight of the old man's dead smile haunts her mind as she tries to shake the image off. "Who could have done such a thing?" Blake asks. "I don't know who, and I can say for a fact that this isn't Roman Torchwick's work at all, and who ever did this is one sick person." After recovering for a moment Blake and Weiss calmed down after witnessing the horrific sight of what they had just seen. "So was there anything left to go by to trace the murder back to the killer?" Blake asks as the detective scratches the back of his head. "Well there was this thing." As the detective holds up a plastic bag and inside it was the metal spike now covered in blood with the piece of paper attached to it with the word 'BANG!' written on it, also covered in blood.
Weiss and Blake take a closer look at the spike inside the bag. "Yeah, hard to believe part of gag item would be used to kill such an innocent old man." The detective said. "Well you two get going and I'll send my findings back to Ozpin when the guys back at HQ finish digging up on what they found." The detective then calls up the rest of the homicide squad and they leave in their cars just as another team arrives, Weiss notices the team coming in and recognizes them. "Hey it's team JNPR, what are they doing here?" Weiss asks with her arms crossed. "Maybe they're the team Ozpin sent to investigate? We should go and say hi before they start on their mission." "Sounds like a good idea Blake, let's." Both Blake and Yang walk up to the leader of JNPR, Juane Arc as he waves at them as they approach. "Hey Blake, hey Weiss, um….where's the rest of your team?" "Our glorious leader is sleeping and her sister is doing the same as well." Weiss replies with a disappointed tone in her voice. "Ah I see. Well I guess anyone would want to sleep in when they have a day off." Juane says as Pyrrha, Lie Ren, and Nora walk up to him.
"So what brings team JNPR here?" Blake asks. "Actually, Professor Ozpin sent us here to investigate a robbery here last night and to help the investigation." Juane replies as both Blake and Weiss look at each other awkwardly with wide eyes. "Um….did something happen before we got here?" Juane asks. "Um….well….you see…." Weiss says as she tries to lay out an answer to Juane's question. "We got here while the investigation by the Vale police department was doing the investigation and the detective thought we were the ones Ozpin sent to help….sorry." Blake answers with an apologetic look as Juane places a hand on his chin, mentally taking in what he had just heard. "I see." Then Juane gets tapped on the shoulder by the bubbly member of the team, Nora. "Hey leader, where's the police? Weren't they supposed to be here? I want to do some detective stuff!" "I don't know Nora; they probably went to a doughnut shop or something?" Juane answers as Ren places a hand on Juane's shoulder. "Fear not, if we look around, we should be able to something that the Vale police department failed to find." Ren says in a calm and reassuring voice, upon hearing this the blond haired captain gives his teammate a nod. "You're right Ren, we're here to do a job, so let's see what we can do." Ren gives Juane an assured smile as Nora is skipping around the area and Pyrrha just simply smiles with a slight blush on her face.
"Right well, we'll see you guys later." Weiss says as her and Blake walk back to the carrier pads for a ride back to Beacon. As the carrier takes off with Weiss and Blake on board, Weiss takes a look back at the dust shop from the air. "I can't believe what I just saw, we've fought the most vile of Grimm, but I never thought I'd see something like that." Blake looks at Weiss with a stern look. "This is what we're training for, to fight Grimm is one thing, but our job is to protect people, but I will admit, what we saw down there, was very….disturbing." With that last statement Blake's stern look, turns to worry as she looks down, now Weiss now worried glances at Blake and sees the worry in her teammate's eyes. "Who do you think did it?" Weiss asks. "According to the detective on scene, it doesn't appear to be Torchwick's work, and I don't think the White Fang is involved either, seems to small for them to commit the crime…." Blake answers as she looks up to Weiss still with the worried look.
"I just hope that whoever did it gets caught soon, we already have enough to deal with Torchwick and the White Fang." Weiss says as she looks back at the shop as it fades in the distance.
[Beacon Academy]
Weiss and Blake arrive at the academy's carrier landing pads, as they get off, they are greeted by their two other teammates, both of them with their arms crossed. "Where did you two run off to? We've been trying to get in contact with you through your scrolls, what happened?" Ruby asks in an irritated tone since they didn't bring her along. "Sorry, something happened while we were out." Weiss said in a serious tone, which was enough to cause the two sisters to worry. "What happened while you two were out?" Yang asks. "There was this dust store in Vale~" "Oh you mean 'From Dust till Dawn?'" Ruby asks as Weiss and Blake both nod their heads. "What happened to the store?" Ruby asks now worried. "All of the stores dust was stolen and the owner of the store is….dead." Ruby looks at Yang with a sad eyes. "Sis, I know the store owner, he was the one I saved back before I got accepted into Beacon…." Then Yang gives Ruby a hug as Ruby wraps her arms around her sister, Yang looks down to her sister now shedding silent tears of sadness.
"How did he die?" Yang asks as she looks up at Weiss and Blake. "The store owner was killed and also…." Ruby stops her crying for a moment as she turns to Blake with a look of sad curiosity. "Also?" "Also….the man apparently was shot with a metal spike in the chest and he had a sick dead smile on his face as well…." Weiss answered as the eyes of both Ruby and Yang widened. "What? Who could do such a thing?!" Yang yells as her eyes turn from lavender to red. "Team JNPR got there by the time Blake and I were about to leave so maybe they'll find something the Vale Police department couldn't." Weiss says as she looks at Yang's red eyes, slowly turning back to lavender. "It doesn't seem like Torchwick or the White Fang have anything to do with the incident last night, so it has to be someone new to the crime game." Blake says calmly as Yang releases her sister from her hug. "Someone new eh? If that's the case then…." Then Weiss raises an eyebrow in suspicion. "What are you thinking Yang? It better not be a hair brained scheme of yours." "I have to ask someone I know about this apparent new guy later on, but for now, let's just try to enjoy our day off." Yang says with a warm smile as to try and comfort Ruby.
"Yang's right, today is our day off so we should try to enjoy it!" Ruby says with all her might, trying her best not to let the sudden news of the old man she had saved once get the better of her. "Yeah!" Yang yells in agreement. "Well I suppose it is our day off today so we should try to enjoy it." Weiss says nodding her head in agreement as Blake just simply nods. The group of four then head back inside the carrier and back to Vale.
[Unknown location-Night time]
As Torchwick is counting the inventory of the amount of dust he had stolen, he hears footsteps coming towards him from behind, he turns around only to see the woman in red. "Well if it isn't my employer, what do you want? Do you have another job for me? If you can't already tell, I'm busy counting the amount of dust we've stolen!" The woman in red slowly reaches her hand out to touch Roman's chin softly and run her fingers around said chin. "Now now Roman, what did I tell you about your unwarranted anger?" Roman gently brushes her hand away. "I'm sorry for still being a little mad about the fool who robbed the store before me, so just give me some space!" Roman says as then both them heard laughter coming from nowhere softly for a moment and then it stops.
Both of them look around to hear where it came from but nothing then they hear footsteps from behind them and only see a standard White Fang Faunus soldier walking towards them slowly. "Hey was that you laughing? What's so funny that you'd have to interrupt our conversation, eh?" Roman asks, then the soldier falls to his knees, then backwards, as he falls, his mask falls off only to reveal dead soldier's face with a sick smile, Roman's eyes turns wide and steps backwards. "I know that smile, that's the same smile the old man who owned the dust store had when he died!" Then from nowhere again, they hear laughter again only louder and more sadistic, then as the laughter dies down, they hear footsteps once again coming towards them, as the footsteps come closer, they begin to see the image of a man in a purple and green tusk, purple gloves, pale skin and a psychotic smile.
Roman then points the end of his cane at the figure and at the end of the barrel of said cane, an aim sight appears. "Alright, who are you and how did you find this place?!" Roman asks the figure. "Yes that is something I would like to know as well." The woman in red says as she starts a fireball in her hand." "Roman my boy, I'm surprised you've forgotten about me already, and after we had that phone call too." The figure said in a mockingly hurt voice as Roman tried to puzzle together what he had just heard and realized who was standing there. "You! You're the one who robbed the dust store and did the old man in!" "Dust? Is that what you call it here? Hm. I didn't know, it just looked like some form of happy powder to me." The figure says as he leans in with the psycho smile, then the man walks over to the dead Faunus soldier, squats next to him and lifts his head up showing the dead soldier's smile. "See? He likes it, isn't that right buddy?" Joker then makes the head nod and starts moving his mouth with his hands and in a mocking voice he says: "Why yes Uncle Joker, the dust makes me very happy!" Then Joker drops the head back to the ground as he jumps back up. "See? He's so happy he literally died of happiness." Then Joker laughs a bit before hearing 'Melodic Cudgel' click then Joker grabs a string from inside his coat and flashes what he had inside his tux and reveals that the single string was attached to other strings, each string leading to a large amount of cases.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Roman asks. "Well Roman boy, while my time here, I've been experimenting on this dust stuff and I found the red dust to be very explosive so I figured why not have a little fun with it, long story short, I pull this string and we all go KABLAMO! Hehehehehe" Roman then pulls back his cane, not risking to shoot the clown. "Tch!" "Now now Roman boy don't feel too bad, I made one for everyone!" Then Joker quickly moves his hands behind his back and tosses two smaller boxes of the bombs he had, both of the boxes then lands at Roman's and the woman's feet both of them having the Joker's face at the top, after a few seconds the box opens and a 'Jack in the Box' pops out. Wide-eyed, Roman looks at Joker, who is now laughing hysterically, on the ground.
Roman begins to seethe with anger at the Joker and once again points his 'Melodic Cudgel' at Joker, only this time as if on cue, Joker pulls out his long barreled revolver and points it at Roman still with the psycho smile. "Roman my boy, you're all work and no play, want to know what happened to the last guy who was like that? Joker asks with a taunting smile. "No and I don't care, I will not put up with you any longer!" "Roman pulls the trigger and shoots Joker and sends Joker flying and lands on his back. "There, problem solved." Roman says as he tosses his cane in the air and then catches it. As he turns to Cinder, he hears Joker laughing hysterically, he turns around and sees Joker laughing, rolling on the ground grabbing his gut. Stunned as to what has happened, Roman sees Joker getting up and walking towards him and the woman in red, wiping his eyes from the tears of joy he shed, trying to catch his breath. "I have to say, you're a lot more fun than what I'd expect you to be Roman boy."
As Joker gets in between the woman and Roman, Joker then pulls out his revolver again and starts twirling it on his trigger finger. "And as to answer your question darling, I just hitched a ride on your ship and alas, I found my way here." With his other free hand he reaches into his coat and pulls out a card and hands it to the woman. "My card dear." She glances at the card and sees that it's just a regular Joker card. "So who are you really?" The woman asks as she places the card on a table nearby.
Joker takes a bow in a gentlemanly manner. "I'm surprised you haven't recognized your dear old Uncle Joker." Joker says once again, mockingly hurt, then Joker feels a tap on his shoulder as he's quickly turned around and once again finds himself at the end of 'Melodic Cudgel's' barrel. "Sheesh Roman my boy, if you wanted my attention, all you had to do was ask." Joker says with a mockingly soft smile. "You're not getting away from me this time, and how did you survive the first shot?" Then Joker slowly moves the barrel away and quickly closes in on Roman until they are face to face, Roman backing away as all he could see is Joker's sick smile. "I'll tell you how I survived the first shot, I made my suit bullet proof." Then Joker grabs the flower in his tux pocket and gives it a squeeze and immediately after, knockout gas is emitted from the flower, Roman breathes it in by accident and soon is knocked out.
Joker looks down at Roman's unconscious body with a cartoonish sad face. "Well what do you know, I guess the boy knocks out after smelling the flowers, I wonder if he's allergic?" As Joker finishes his sentence the woman walks up to Joker and places a hand on his shoulder. "Now then, if we could be serious for a moment, I'd like to talk to you." Joker turns around with a sick smile on his face. "Serious? Me? Oh no my dear, I'm never serious, for you see, everything is just one big joke to me and you know people laugh at jokes, and your name my dear?" The woman smiles slightly as she looks into Joker's eyes. "You may address me as Cinder." Joker looks up for a second in thought of the name he just heard.
"Cinder, eh? I like it! Sounds spicy, it does; so Miss Cinder, why don't we go and….have some fun?" The Joker starts giggling maniacally, then slowly it turns into full on maniacal laughter. "It's definitely time to give this world a brand new definition funny, and give this town a big old Joker wedgie!hehehehe….HAHAHAHA!"
Well that does it for this chapter of Joker in Remnant, I know it's a bit shoddy and that it needs some work done on it, and also keep an eye and mind open to this fan fic, I have some twisited ideas for this story and it might make you cringe, not to mention I tried uploading it earlier but it kept crashing and saying "No server is available" or something like that, well anyways thank you guys and girls for reading this fan fic, I'm going to go do something else in the meantime, most likely working on a chapter 2, I'm the GUNdaiRANGER, I make people cringe because I find it funny, and I'll see all of you later!