Nakago's Wank
Welcome to the TV show that focuses on the weird sexual habits of FY characters!!!
Author: *squeals* Eeew, is that Nakago? *pukes*
Nakago: *sigh* Yes, I'm Nakago, what do you want?
A: Just to ask you a few things about your sexual life, you don't mind do you? Good!
N: Great, I knew this was coming! At least you're better than that sexual therapist that Soi tried to get me.
A: I wouldn't be so sure...anyway, first question...are you gay?
N: Actually...I am! However I was castrated several years back when I refused to be the Emperor's sex slave any longer (he's too old, all pruny!) so now all I can do is lick guys. Like that hot Tamahome! hmmm!
A: Okay, that is wrong on sooo many levels! But, moving on. If you prefer men then why do you have relations with Soi, and why did you kidnap and try to rape Miaka?
N: For their energy sources, and I need away to get my sexual frustration out somehow, or so Soi's therapist tells me. Plus, I was annoyed at the little Miaka-bitch because she got that hot Tamahome before I did, I did it for revenge!
A: How do you feel about Tomo?
N: He's a bloody poof, I don't associate with poofters.
A: Er- riiight....moving on...So, who do you have, erm, male relations with?
N: Myself
A: Ah, I see.
N: Yes, I'm a wanker, so shoot me!
A: Believe me, I've tried, but apparently there aren't any guns in ancient China. :'(
N: We have bows and arrows, duh!
A: Too messy. I can't stand the sight of blood.
N: Woman
A: S'better 'n you!
N: True...
Rabid Fangirl #1 (aka Megan)- Denmark rules! I love you Nakkie-poo!
A: *gag*
N: So, do you want me to describe to you what a typical wank consists of?
A: Eew! Please, I've already puked once tonight, I don't want to do it again!
N: *looks hurt* Fine then. *pout*
A: How do you feel about canaries?
N: To small to fuck, O kill 'em instead.
A: Augh! Not like that! Sick bastard...
Anyway, that's all I can stand of tonight's show, let's have a round of applause for our very hot, but quite disturbed and sexually frustrated Nakago! Nak- As a thank you for appearing on the show we have for you your very own life-size, inflatable Tamahome doll!
N: *jumps on doll*
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A: That's all for now folks, see you next week when we join Nuriko and Tomo and learn about their strange, sexual habits and practices.
Until next week!
*wink* ;)
A/N: Can't you just hear it? Instead of it being,
"Miaka!
"Tamahome!"
It'll be,
"Tamahome!"
"Nakago!"
"Tamahome!"
"Nakago"
Tee hee, I'm so evil!!! :)
Don't flame me! S'all in jest!!!