This is for Supersaiyangoku, who just found his story writing skillz back.

Two silhouettes of people sat on a large japanese styled roof far in the future. They looked at the starry sky as they spoke. "So Vee, do you know what we are eating? I am so hungry!" The first one said. His fist went into the air in frustration. The mans hair was a graying afro. Tanned skin, a mustache, wearing the same clothes he wore almost fourty years ago.

"No, sorry Uncle. Mom said it would be a surprise since it's your birthday today." The second silhouette said, stomach growling as well. She had long pink hair, so long that it reached her hip. Big blue eyes like her mother's, wore a black tank with a white and black striped long sleeve inside, and dark blue jeans. Black shoes and one of her dad's gold earrings attatched to her ear. "I'm so hungry I could eat Uncle Jelly..." She mumbled. A star in the sky shone brighter than any of the other ones. "Hey, look. That star... it's kinda fishy lookin..."

"Really? Here fishy fishy fishy! Here fishy fishy!" The man took a fishing pole out of his afro and started to wave it back and forth. Vee laughed, long pink hair blowing in the wind. "Uh, Vee. That's one hell of a fish!" Vee looked up to see the star coming down to earth. Both old man and Vee screamed. The star landed and it caused a giant crater in the front yard. The old man got up and slid to the ground. "It's time..." He said dramatically.

"Time for what Bobobo?" A woman asked, coming out of the house with a Jelly man, some weird orange thingy that looked like a sun, and her husband. She had short pink hair with big blue eyes, wore a jean skirt with a red shirt, her husband had white hair, yellow eyes, black shirt, and dark jeans.

"The hair hunt, it's starting again." He said. Vee slid down the roof and joined them. The star that landed faded into a hole that appeared out of nowhere. "But I'm too old for this kind of thing... and the old hair kingdom ways have been lost forever except..." He looked at Vee. "I taught you the hair techniques for a reason Vee, now you have to save the world." Gasser and Beauty hugged Vee tightly.

"No! Vevette's not going on a dangerous journey alone Bobobo! She's only-" Gasser started.

"The same age you were when you joined me, and don't worry, she's not going ALONE." He looked at Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler, but they fled. Then he saw Dengaku man digging a hole in the yard. "Here's your partner, NOW GO!" Bobobo threw Dengaku man into the wyrmhole.

"How are we going to be assured she's going to be safe with HIM?" Beauty yelled. Before she could say any mroe, Bobobo shoved Vee to the front of the portal.

"Find three hair fighters, they will help you on your journey to defeat the newest threat to mankind." Don Patch then came up to her with his make up on. "SO, GOODBYE!" Don patch took a paddle out and smacked Vee into the portal, then waved a lucky handkercheif at her. Gasser and Beauty both screamed and nearly killed both of them.

Peach Creek woods, MANY years before

Johnny was searching through the rubble and rocks of the fallen star, plank under his arm. The hippie child scratched his bald head. "Where do you think that star went Plank?" He held the board of wood to his ear and listened. "Uh huh, over there?" Johnny was then grabbed by a large bald man. Behind the man was some sort of weird glowing space craft.

"Where am I?" The man hissed, he had sharp teeth and strange alien like armor.

"You're in Peach creek stranger! My name's Johnny and this here is my buddy Plank, do you like arbor day?" The bald man just smiled and tens of soldiers began to pile out of the ship.

Elsewhere

"I'm telling you Eddy, no one is going to want to buy anything at nine at night!" Double D insisted, but Eddy just ignored him. They had a stand set up on the empty sidewalk. Right now they were trying to sell dreamcatchers made from really old string and cardboard with paint on it.

"And I'm telling you that this is pure genius! Why, any minute now, customers are going to be raining upon us!"

"Ooooh~ Pretty lights~" Ed said, looking up from the stand. Double D and Eddy looked up from their arguement to see a big light, coming right at them. The Eds grasped each other and screamed as the star came raining down and hit the stand at full force. The star shot the stand and them back into the grass.

"Oof... What was that?" Double D felt his pounding head and looked around. Ed was looking at some sort of crater in the ground and Eddy was in his arms.

"Look Eddy! It's an alien!" Eddy struggled out of his grasp and slid down the crater. He tripped on a rock and landed on something soft and warm. Double D came to the crater and looked at Eddy below.

"Oh my..."

"Eddy's getting fresh with an alien!" Ed exclaimed.

"What are you guys talking about? There's no-" The dust blew away and he looked at his position, his head was wedged between two globes of flesh. He looked upwards to see a pale face with light pink hair, rosy cheeks and full lips. "Woah..." Ed and Double D slid down and helped Eddy up off the girl. She groaned slightly and sat up, massaging her aching head. Opening her deep sea blue eyes for the world to see.

"Damn that Don Patch... I'm going to take Yaya from him and-" She looked up to see three pre-teen boys gaping at her like fish. "Why are you staring at me like that? Are people freaks in this time era?" She asked the last question to herself and got up, brushing off the dust on her pants and shirt.

"Oh um, hello there. I don't mean to be rude but, where are you from exactly?" Double D asked, sweating slightly.

"I'm not an alien if that's what you're wondering. Now where is the nearest convienience store? I'm starving and just want some instant ramen right now." She said, the growling in her stomach even louder than before. Eddy was still staring at her like some idiot.

"She... seems pretty normal. Minus the hair color at least, do you really think that's an alien Ed?" Double D whispered.

"No doubt! she is from the distant planet of Zertox, who will suck out our brains and turn them into paste!" He exclaimed. The pink haired girl raised an eyebrow. She looked around for a second.

"What do you think Eddy? Eddy?" Double D waved his hand in front of Eddy's paralyzed face.

"Hey, have you guys seen a adorable little white man covered in dirt around here?" She asked. Ed picked Eddy up by the three hairs. "Uh, I said adorable though. DENGAKU MAN? DENGAKU MAN? WHERE ARE YOU?" She yelled, climbing out of the crater.

"Cmon Eddy, let's follow the weird alien girl!" Ed said excitedly, picking both his friends up and following after the girl.

"Dengaku man?" She looked over a fence to find the cute little guy dancing the caramelldansen with a puppy and both of them had tofu. "There you are!" She grabbed him by the head and onto the other side of the fence. The Eds hid behind the trees, following her as she walked through the woods.

"What nice heads of hair, to cut!" She turned to see a hair hunt soldier with a pair of clippers chasing the Eds around. The soldier was about to cut off Eddy's hair when a sudden yellow cloud hit the soldier. "AAGHH! MY NOSE! IT BURRRNNNS!" He screamed, then ran off.

"Crap, it's happening faster than I thought!" She cried out, then threw Dengaku man into a tree and sped off.

"What was that?" Eddy smelled the air and gagged a bit.

"Whatever it was, something tells me that we should follow her."

Farther into the woods

Vee looked through the bushes to see five hair hunt soldiers having a picnic near the river. "Would you like some tea Jeffrey?"

"Yes please!"

"Hey... who farted?" The entire picnic erupted in a blow of yellow gas and Vee ran through. The Eds were hot on her trail. Vee found a space craft, empty. But had empty little vials of DNA from the soldiers. The ground shook, and a large foot came in front of Vee.

"Hello again Vee, it's nice to ssssseee that you have filled out niccccccely." That hiss was very familiar.

"Oh, hello Serpentine. Enjoy prison?" She sneered. The man came out of the shadows to show a man with green scaly skin, a snake tail, yellow eyes, forked tongue, sharp teeth, and claws.

"Yes I did you cold blooded wench." He lunged at Vee with full force. Double D covered his eyes and Ed munched on a rock. Eddy was watching with extreme interest.

"Cmon... MOVE ALREADY!" Eddy yelled. Vee heard him and dodged Serpentine's blow.

"STENCH TORPEDO!" There was an explosion of yellow gas. The stench was so powerful, Serpentine retched and threw up on the floor he fell from the horrible stench. "Word of advice dearie, don't get in my way again." She kicked him and walked away with her eyes closed. When her back was turned, he got up and was about to strike again. Then a small bubble formed from the girl's backside, growing and growing. Ed was watching with wide eyes, Double D and Eddy now had covered their noses. It was like an rocket blast, it hit Serpentine so hard he went flying. Vee opened her blue eyes. "Feel the wrath of the Fist of the Backwind."

"Wooaaaahhh!" Ed grinned. He ran up to her and grabbed her hand. "My name is Ed! Teach me your farts!" He begged. She blinked a bit and laughed. Double D and Eddy came out of the bushes as well.

"So have you been stalking me or something?" She asked, a sly grin on her face. Double D's hands sweated a bit. Eddy's face colored and his hands did the same for some odd reason. Double D held out his sweaty palm.

"M-My name is Eddward, but you can call me Double D if you'd prefer." He said.

"The name's Vevette, but friends normally call me Vee. And you are?"

"Eddy, the most popular and riches kid on the block." He bragged. Vee raised an eyebrow and laughed, Eddy was surprised, normally a girl would roll her eyes or give him a negative signal.

"Teach meeeee!" Ed whined. Vee took notice of his unibrow.

"Hey... do you know what's going on around here?" Double D asked. "Oh dear, who are these people?" Vee, Ed, and Eddy looked around them to see that they were surrounded by hair hunt troops.