Random Akatsuki Stories

Okay, so I was really bored so I wrote a whole bunch of random stories that had to do with a character of mine, her name's Ginhoshi. Check out my story 'My First and Only Friend' and the sequel, 'Footprints in the Sand' that I am STILL working on, and it will all make sense to you. Anyway, onward with the randomness!

I'm Not Getting That!

My eye twitched, again, as I felt yet another paperwad hit my back.

Hidan and Kisame high-fived, laughing at my pissed expression. I pushed the chair out and stood up, and left the room. "She's gonna kill you, un..." Deidara smirked, leaning back in his chair. Hidan snorted. "I ain't scared of no skinny ass bitch!"

"You should be, cause I'm gonna kill you!" I bellowed, as I kicked the kitchen door open and ran at him and hit him in the gut with a crowbar. He flew through the wall, and landed in the middle of the backyard. Fuming, I stalked out to him, crowbar still swinging in my hands. Everyone's eyes widened and they gathered outside to watch. "You fucking bitch! I'll kill you for that!" Hidan jumped up and aimed a blow at me with his sycthe. I ducked and shouted, "Ohh, I'm sooo scared!" and swung the crowbar, hitting Hidan forcefully across the side of the face.

Again, Hidan went flying, except not all of him went flying. "Uhhhh... That wasn't supposed to happen..." I said akwardly, watching Hidan's cussing head fly off into the distance, his body flopping to the ground. I walked quietly to stand behind Sasori and Itachi, while the group stood, stunned at what just happened.

Silence.

"I'm not getting that!" I stated, referring to Hidan's head. Deidara and Kisame and Kakuzu burst out laughing. "Someone should go find his head... Why bother? He'd be quieter without it..." Zetsu argued with himself.

"Tobi'll go get it, because Tobi's a-" Kakuzu interrupted Tobi. "Yes, Tobi, we all know you're a good boy... Let's go..." He sighed, walking off in the direction Hidan's head flew off in, Tobi skipping along after him.

"Nice one, Ginhoshi... You are officially my favorite person." Pein said, turning arond and going back inside, through the hole in the wall, of course. Konan gave me a dirty, I'm-gonna-kill-you-in-your-sleep look, and followed. I shrugged and and left, along with everyone else.

Later, while me and everyone else were inside eating breakfast, Tobi, Kakuzu and a rather disturbed looking Hidan, walked through the gaping hole in the wall, into the kitchen. "What took you guys so long, yeah?" Deidara asked, biting into a piece of toast. Hidan kept walking, his face blank, and went to his room. "Long story," Kakuzu replied, "just don't mention anything about squirrels around him. Ever." He started to leave the room, then stopped and looked at me, and pointed to the giant hole in the wall. "By the way sweetheart, I'm not paying for that..." He winked at me, than left.

Akward silence.

"What the hell was that, un?"

I blushed scarlett. "I don't have the slightest idea, but for some reason, it made me think of Orochimaru and his pedo-van with the sign for free candy on the side of it..."

I turned to Itachi.

"You should go save your brother, before he gets brutally raped."

He smirked. "I know..."

I rolled my eyes and walked away. Sometimes, I really wonder what is going on in that head of his...

Review and try to imagine what those squirrels did to Hidan that scarred him for life, and what the psychotic Uchiha is REALLY thinking about. Love you all! Smiles! ^^