(Sassette)

She was pretty with her long wild orange hair but as I see her here before me with her hair in twin braids that framed her face nicely. Sassette is one of a kind and I wish I could tell her how I feel about her, but as Snappy Smurfling, the tough one and Hefty's follower I can not afford it and have to pretend to like Smurfette even though I know that she is evil... *sigh* I can just hope she loves me back.

(Chlorhydrises lost love)

I said some pretty mean things to Sassette and now Nat is trying to comfort her though I wish that was me comforting her but I can't. Later on though I was hit with something that made me want to confess my love for her to the world and I just went with it but when doing so she looked scared of me but I just couldn't give up, I just couldn't.

(Scary Smurfs)

I was so happy she didn't pull away when I grabbed her hand and when she turned into that monster doll she still looked cute as a button which is why as a monster I still danced with her.

(Swashbuckling Smurfs)

Stupid Crab! How dare he lay a claw on Sassette! Oh, he's just lucky I didn't cook him! Well at least he is gone now. Me and Sassy are walking along the beach looking for drift wood but I keep getting distracted by how the sun hits her, making her look as if she's glowing.

I'm glad I'm back to normal cause I hated hurting my Sassy, though when I told her to call me Captain Snappy she giggled and to me it sounded like tinkling bells though I wasn't joking, I could not help but laugh. Yes sir, my sassy princess is one of a kind...


Angel: "Well hope you liked it and those were just a bit of Snappy's thoughts from his journal so send a request if you want an episode about Snappy's romantic thoughts on Sassette."

Snappy: "ANGEL YOU BRAT! GIVE ME BACK MY JOURNAL!"

Angel: "Uh oh...well bye.

Snappy: "ANGEL!"

Angel: (Gulp)