Author's Note: Hehe...yeah so if there are any second person pronouns (you, your... etc.) then forgive me, 'cuz this was originally posted on my dA, so I wrote it in second person.

Okies, so just to warn ahead of time, I had made a Lemon sequel to this, but the nuns of dA decided to bitch on me and deleted it. So that's why I posted these three stories on here, just in case some of you on this site and dA, were curious. Last chapter is the Lemon! Brace your ovaries before reading! :}

Enjoy~!

Hanji and Mike were currently walking down the hall to their offices to continue their work after their lunch break, sharing some small talk. "Small talk" meaning Hanji spouting random nonsense with Mike responding with one-liners and a couple sniffs here and there. As the two were about to pass by Corporal Levi's office, a couple of awkward sounds stopped them in tracks, as well as Hanji's weird story about her chair winding up in the ass of a Titan {That's story for another time, mon Chickies}.

They both put their ears on the door and listened suspiciously.

"Hey, Levi, wanna try something else?" it was [Name]'s voice, Mike and Hanji realized, though it was muffled by the shut wooden door. And did she, a mere cadet, just call him by his first name?!

Some footsteps were heard, followed by his gruff tone. "Yeah, whatever," he replied. It sounded as if he sat down on the floor.

"Okay then! Just do this…" [Name]'s voice trailed off as rustling occurred.

Hanji's face squished to the door, her eyebrows furrowing as she tried to understand what was going on. "What's happening?" she asked in a hushed voice impatiently. Mike only shushed her and gave the brunette a look that said, "I don't have X-Ray vision, dumbass".

The eavesdroppers' attention was back on [Name] and Levi as he corporal groaned lightly. "Nngh… haah…" Their blue and amber eyes widened. [Name]'s breathless sounds ensued afterwards.

"Ahh… fwaahh…"

Hanji's cheeks tinted a darkened shade of pink. "M-Mike, you don't think…? Do you smell anything… smexual?"

Mike raised a blonde eyebrow at the last word, but then inhaled deeply. He shook his head rapidly right afterwards. "It's no good. The clean smells of his office are too overwhelming," he reported back in a whisper.

The spies went back to their "work" when a large hand landed on each of their shoulders. "What are you two up to?" Erwin interrogated behind the duo with a hint of amusement in his vocals. Mike and Hanji spun around, quickly slamming their hands across his mouth and hissed "shhhh!" in unison.

"[Name] and Levi," Hanji informed.

"Just listen," Mike told Bushy Brows.

All three superiors placed their ears against the wood and waited. Their ears perked at the growls and moans being made from the Other Side.

"Grahh hnngh…"

"Nnghh… Ughhh…"

What the hell is going on? This phrase went through all three of their minds before they heard [Name] and Levi both sigh loudly inside his office, the sound of something slapping against the floor.

[Name] spoke first, her words coming out a bit shakily as she panted lightly. "Damn, this things haaaaard." You put a whole buncha emphasis on that last word.

Levi huffed. "You're lucky: I cleaned it just for you. By the way, you're really damn flexible."

[Name] laughed at his comment and then asked. "Anyway, how'd that one feel?"

"Damn good," he admitted in his casual flat tone. "But I don't think it will be enough…" It sounded like a purr. A fucking purr.

"Ho, is that so…?" The female cadet responded with a playful mewl. What was she, a cat? "Then spread your legs… no-no, not like that, here let me…"

What?

"Hey—ow! Are you trying to fit a desk into my ass or something?" Levi hissed.

Is [Name]…

"Hey, quit complaining! You wanted this."

Everyone outside was dying, wild blushes adorning their faces. Hanji was starting to get a nosebleed.

…Actually a guy?

Erwin stood and declared, "Enough is enough. I will no longer allow this during work time any longer." He then swung the door wide open, causing Mike and Hanji to face plant into the office. They quickly gathered their bearings and looked up, shocked at what they discovered.

[Name] was hovering over Levi (who was laying on the floor), boobs hanging right above his nose, her body in between his legs and fully clothed—albeit she was in a pair of shorts and a tank top, whilst Levi was shirtless and also adorned a pair of black shorts—and had one hand on his left knee, the other holding his right ankle in the air. Hers and Levi's gazes landed on the trio in the doorway, blinking owlishly a couple times in surprise.

"Ah, well this is awkward," Hanji coughed nervously.

Levi glared at them all. "What the hell are you guys doing? Trying to break my door down?" [Name] moved from the black haired man as he sat up.

"Y'know if you guys wanted to join, you could've knocked," the female subordinate said, sitting criss-crossed on the ground. Erwin and Mike's eyes seemed to shrink into tiny dots as they just stared in silence. They let the situation settle into their minds and tried to come to a reasonable conclusion as Hanji looked between everyone.

"E-eh? [Name], you mean you want a…" Hanji counted everyone in the room. "…a five-some?!" The two blondes face-palmed as the aforementioned lady's [e/c] eyes widened before she blushed.

"Squad Leader. Y-you're not talking about…" she didn't even dare to say the word.

Levi sighed angrily. "Shitty Glasses, if you think we were having sex, then you must have a brain mushier than shit," he criticized. [Name] squirmed in her seated position as her cheeks lit aflame.

After a few moments of awkward silence, Erwin finally decided to ask his question. "Then what were you to doing?" [Name] and Levi exchanged glances before replying in unison as if it was the most obvious thing in the world:

"Yoga."

"It's supposed to help you relax, so I gave him some examples," [Name] added.

Another awkward silence.

"B-but all those erotic sounds!" Hanji had her hands in her messy brown hair, pulling at the strands as if she were going insane. {She's already passed that point though…} "Y'all had to be doing SOMETHING!"

Levi quirked a dark thin eyebrow. "'Erotic'? Some of those positions hurt." Hanji only let out a long groan of frustration.

"Whaaaaat?! You guys were just exercising?! Nothing sexual?! C'mon people, some of us need the fan service—ah! Hey, wait! I'm not finished ranting~~~!" Hanji complained and whined all the way to her office as she was dragged out of the room by Mike, who was following their commander who had excused them all for their perverted-ness.

[Name] and Levi sat there staring at the empty doorway, her [e/c] orbs filled with confusion whilst Levi's stormy grey ones were filled with agitation from Hanji. That crazy scientist and her stupid antics.

"Hmm, fan service? Wonder what she meant by that," the younger female hummed thoughtfully with a shrug. That was when she caught Levi staring at her strangely. She asked what was up.

"You honestly don't know what that means? She shook her head innocently. He chuckled, something that surprised the shit out of her. Now [Name] was definitely confused. Levi only smirked more at her expression.

"Why don't I show you an example then? 3"