Hello fellow readers. This is just a story I'm writing for the fun of it, like I always do. Hehe, please bear with me. I know i have a lot of characters but we'll make it work. This is just an introduction to introduce many of the students and the faculty. The real beginning of school will start in the next chapter so please enjoy.

Summary: Here it is, yet another year at Gala United Way Academy High. Students are waking up for a fresh start at school; teachers are getting their suicide letters prepared and the ever so clueless principal is ever so… clueless. Stay along as our so lovable anime characters go through a full year of drama, friendship, romance, angst, and etcetera up until we say goodbye to our lovable seniors. 20 different animes, 82 students, 18 staff members, and one clueless principal; Welcome to the Jungle! (pray for me)

Chapter 1 Intro

The adults looked onward, as the auditorium became loud and jam-packed. It was that time now. Oh yeah, that time. That time of year when summer is officially over for the anxious adults and hell has begun. That time when taking ten shots of coffee for breakfast and twenty shots of vodka for dinner was the only way to keep sane. It was indeed… The first day of SCHOOL!

"Can you believe it's that time again?" a tall, slender blonde man asked, chewing on the butt of his unlit cigarette. He peered at the man kneeling beside him through the corner of his black eyes.

"Yes, it seems as our precious time has finally caught up to us." The silver haired man replied standing up straight and pushing his glasses onto his face with his index finger. He then turned his focus on to the blonde and placed his hands inside of his white lab coat pockets. "Why, is there a problem San~ji?"

A curly brow twitched from the purred enunciation of his name and Sanji gritted on his cig, "Not at all Dr. Stein. Not at all."

"Well I think this will be the best year yet." A jolly pink haired lady bounced up to the talking pair, bright eyes shining with hope and joy.

Sanji's face went redder than a hot chili pepper as he stared at the lady with dazed eyes. He then clasped his hands together and pirouetted towards her. "Ah, Nurse Joy, you're looking as gorgeous as ever."

Nurse Joy could barely hideaway her blush as she let off a soft chuckle. "Oh Mr. Sanji, you're too kind."

"Is that what he's trying to be?" Stein intervened.

Sanji ignored the doctor and continued ogling the secretary, "Ah ah my beauty queen. I told you before, just call me Sanji."

"I know Mr. Sanji, but this is strictly a business relationship and I would love to keep it that way if that's not too hard. I'm sorry." Nurse Joy said apologetic and walked away from the men, leaving Sanji low jawed. He snapped his head towards Stein when he heard the man chuckle.

"Wow that was painful." Stein stated with no emotion to his tone.

"Shut the hell up you ole sick doctor."

"Well I'm just saying."

"Well don't say," Sanji huffed, crossing his arms over his chest. "Nobody asked you anyway."

"Are ya'll two fusing again?" a soft voice asked from behind the pair. They turned their heads around to see a very handsome man with long white hair. His facial features were pretty feminine and his expression was too cold to read.

"Uh um, hey Sesshoumaru. I didn't know you were coming back this year." Sanji nervously stated, rubbing the back of his neck.

Sesshoumaru walked closer to the two keeping his face neutral, "Yeah, I kind of had no choice." He pulled up his loose pants leg and revealed an ankle bracelet. "They got me here until further notice."

"What are you teaching?" Stein asked, reverting back to his crouching stance.

"Oh I am now over the drama department." He smiled as he watched Sanji's and Stein's mouth dropped open with wide eyes. "What?"

"You… over drama! You're kidding right?"

"No boys, I'm sorry I am not. I happen to be really good at acting."

"Pfft," Sanji chuckled out. "Well we'll surely see how this year play out now won't we."

A loud boom echoed through the auditorium causing the whole room to go quiet and direct their attention to the stage up ahead. Looking on, they noticed a small white figure making its way towards the center, standing in the spotlight. The figure couldn't be any taller than 3 feet, completely white with a white top hat and cane. Its bead like eyes peered at the audience that he had inquired- and was very pleased with the amount of students that it saw. With no further ado, the figure cleared its throat and began to talk.

"Goodmorning students, staff, and faculty; I am Excalibur, your principal at Gala United Way Academy High, mainly known as GYU academy high. To the freshmen's, I welcome you to our school and hope you make great decisions by staying here. Why, I remember when I was just a young lad starting school. My gang and I would dance all through the halls looking for the many good looking la-"

"Um, sir, you're getting off topic." Stein interrupted.

Excalibur pointed his cane Stein's direction, "Fool…" Then there was silence. The students stared up awkwardly at the posed principal.

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"Well, where was I, oh yes, I was introducing myself. Anyway to our seniors, I hope you make your last year a memorable one. I expect greatness out of all of you this year and without further ado, I grant you a fresh new… Welcome to GYU Academy high." Excalibur bowed over and stayed like that, expecting his onlookers to applaud. Getting silence as a reply, he quickly shot up and peered at his students.

"Okay, well, outside of this auditorium, there are papers posted on the walls. On them you will see who will be your homeroom teacher for the year. Good luck and be good. Dismissed."

The students began getting up and banning out into the hallways to see who their teachers were. The auditorium grew quiet as the last of the students disappeared. Sanji and Stein both released a sigh of relief.

"That.. was too close." Sanji chuckled out.

"Why do you say that? Are you not ready for this year?" Stein asked his companion, leaning his back against the stage wall.

"What?! Please. They're not ready for me. It's just, look at them. There are more students here than last year. That means more food. I might have to up my staff."

"Do what you have to Sanji. As long as you get it done." Stein stated, walking up the aisle and waving his hand back. "You're great at what you do so don't stress too much."

Sanji watched as his friend exited the doors. A smile grew on his face. "Let's get this year started."

A tall man with light green spiky hair glared at his class with his arms over his chest. His upper body was toned and muscular covered by a fitting white t shirt and he wore black pants tucked inside of black boots. In his left ear, he had three identical earrings pierced along his ear lobe. Tied around his right bicep was a green bandana. To the students who didn't know the teacher received uncomfortable vibes from the terrifying man, who stood with his eyes shadowed over. Realizing this, a sly grin spread on his face and he began to talk, "Well I guess this is the part where I introduce myself." He started, rubbing the back of his neck. "Name's Zoro Roronoa and I'll be your writing teacher for this year."

He reached behind him and picked up a clipboard with his class roster on it from off of his desk and turned back towards the class, never taking his eyes from the list. His face frowned up slightly. 'Ah hell', he thought and then let out a much needed sigh. 'Well it could be worse. "I'm going to call roll and you answer when I call your name. Choji (Naruto)."

"Yeah."

"Patty (Soul Eater)."

"I~m he~rree."

"Morgiana (Magi)"

"Present."

"Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh)"

"Here."

"Ugh, … Naruto (Naruto)"

"I'm here teach."

"Yeah, I can see. Shikamaru (Naruto)"

"Here."

"Temari (Naruto)"

"I'm here handsome." She answered, giving Zoro a seductive wink.

He shuddered at that and continued, "Um, oh-Kay. Mirōku (Inuyasha)"

"Here."

"Trunks (DBZ)"

"Yo." Trunks smiled his boyish smile and threw Zoro a two fingered salute.

"And finally, Kamui (X)."

"…."

Zoro looked throughout the class until he spotted the dark haired boy, who just sat in his desk staring blankly out of the window. "Oi, Kamui."

"…" He continued staring, not responding to Zoro. A vein popped on Zoro's head.

"Hey Mr. big shot, you think you're too good to answer your name? When I call on you, you answer. That's how this class will work. I'm the alpha and you're my sheep." Zoro fused, clenching hard onto the clipboard making his creak.

Trunks leaned over towards Naruto, "Did he just call us sheep?"

"Hehe, somebody has daddy issues." Naruto whispered back.

Kamui slowly brought his head around and fixed his gaze on Zoro's. Their eyes played stare down for a couple of seconds.

"Pre-sent." Kamui finally said putting enfaces on each syllable. "Happy now."

Zoro grumbled something under his breath and looked back down at his roster. A smile crept across his face, "looks like this going to be a good year."

The class sat quietly in their seats, almost frighten to breath. Very scared to talk. It wasn't that their teacher was intimidating or anything. No, he just looked downright creepy. He stood upfront sporting a wide, teeth-showing grin, as he eyed down his class hungrily. His golden and pink eyes shined with glee. His skin was a ghostly white and dark pink hair cascaded towards his shoulders, covered by a brown top hat. His pointy ears pierced through the hair. He wore a suit, with the cuffs a polka dotted pink and held in his hand a cane. He noticed many of the students staring at his cane, so he lifted it up a little.

"I see many of you are eyeing my cane here. This cane is a very rare and very valuable item that I have come to posses. The inscriptions on here are known to be an ornament of the legendary King Midas, who was known for his ability of turning anything he touched into gold."

He noticed their eyes light up and ears perked as he finally grabbed a hold of their attentions.

"Oh gee, is that true." A squeaky voice shouted from a brown haired kid. The child was tiny and had a big, bushy ponytail. A ribbon held the ponytail in place. Raising an eyebrow, the teacher confusedly stared at the kid, debating whether the child was a boy or a girl. He knew it was mean somewhat, but now a days it is very hard to tell.

"Well, that is for you to find out and you will. Welcome ladies and gentlemen to history class. I am your teacher, Masakaki. You can call me Mr. Masakaki."

"How bout I just call you M, because that name is hard to pronounce." A spiky blue haired boy shouted, with a grin on his face.

"No, I prefer Mr. Masakaki. If it is too hard, then maybe you should try pronouncing it, Mr. Black Star. Oh look at that, you're first on my roll call anyway. I'm glad to have you present today sir."

Black Star (Soul Eater) huffed and crossed his arms over his chest.

"Carrying along, I will call the roll. Those present, please speak up. Mr. Crona (Soul Eater)."

"P-present."

"Mr. Goten (DBZ)."

"I'm here."

"Mr. Haku (Spirited Away)."

"Here."

"Mr. Inuyasha (Inuyasha)."

"Yeah, here."

"Mr. Renji (Bleach)."

"Wassup."

"Not really much. Just calling roll." The class giggled and some mumbled "lame" under their breathes at Masakaki's light humor. He continued with the roll, "Miss Rukia (Bleach."

"I'm present sir."

"Splendid, 'so it's a he after all' Mr. Shippo (Inuyasha)."

"Here."

"Miss Tea (Yu-Gi-Oh)."

"Present."

"And Miss Tsubaki (Soul Eater)."

"I'm here."

"Ending that let me say welcome to our freshmen, Shippo and Goten. I hope you learn a great deal from this class and enjoy this year."

Light waves echoed throughout the large room and the smell of Clorox infiltrated every lung presence. Some choked on the strong smell as they watch the clear water in the pool sway back and forth. The students sat on the benches provided, eager to just run and jump into the pool before them. Standing infront of them were two people, a teacher and a younger male. The older gentleman had long purple hair, which was pulled up into a low ponytail. He just wore a white fitting shirt and black shorts with flip flops on. The younger boy had on the same attire with short brown hair and wore glasses over his aqua blue eyes. He had a mole under his right eye.

The purple haired male smiled as he brought his arms over his chest. "Goodmorning class. I am Sinbad and this is my teachers assistant Yukio Okumaru. We will be over swimming class. Before we get started with our agenda, I would like for each of you to answer to your name. Yukio, if you may." He gestured to the young male.

Yukio glanced down at the paper in his hand. "Alibaba (Magi)."

"Yeah."

"Shinpachi (Gintama)."

"Here."

"Orihime (Bleach)."

"Here."

"Chopper (One piece)"

"H-here."

"Max (Pokemon)."

"Here."

"Joey (Yu-Gi-Oh)."

"Present."

"Sasuke (Naruto)."

"Here."

"Utsuho (Itsuwaribito)."

"Here."

"May (Pokemon)."

"Uh huh."

"Hinata (Naruto)."

"P-present."

Sinbad clasped his hands together, sounding like thunder from the heavy impact. His grin stretched tenfold. "Alright, time to get started."

"… So you're telling me that Mario would never beat Link? Mario is the start of it all." A tan man with white hair yelled at a younger man. He wore a burgundy blazer with a yellow under shirt, blue tie and navy blue trousers and burgundy glasses covered his brown eyes.

"We're talking about Link here. Link, only the greatest swordsman on there. There's no way Mario can top that." A bald headed boy fused back.

The white haired man twitched, gritting his teeth together. "Let's not forget that Mario started the whole game. It is titled Smash Brothers. Come on kid, get some sense."

"Whatever, Link can kick Mario's ass, go two rounds with Princess Peach, beat Bowser and still have time to return home to tap some of that Zelda sweetness."

"Um, excuse me," an orange head girl cut in, anger hinted in her voice. "Can we just get started with class?"

The white haired man snapped his attention towards the girl, throwing his hands onto his hips. "Oh, so you are an expert in the arts of video games. I bet you couldn't beat me with your eyes closed."

"I don't care. Can we just get started already? Some people have things to do." She retaliated, crossing her hands over her chest.

"Nami, please do not talk to the teacher that way." A brown haired girl whispered over towards the fuming orange hair.

"Yes, listen to your friend girl," the teacher turned his attention back toward the bald kid. "Anyway kid, we'll most definitely continue this conversation. What's your name anyway?"

"Oh I'm Krillin." Krillin proudly stated, giving him a big smile.

"*cough*flunky…" the class laughed at the hidden remark and Krillin frowned and sunk back into his seat.

"Alright alright class, time to get started." The teacher shushed, and continued with his introduction. "Okay, my name is Gintoki Sakata and this is life skills. This will be a split class, so one day you'll be with me and then the next you'll be in gym with Goku. Trust me when I say, that man is crazy. Really crazy. In this class you'll learn the basics you'll need to continue on in life and fulfill your lives, whether they be pathetic or less pathetic. With that said, answer to your name. Nami (One piece)."

"Tch," she huffed and glared her eyes.

"Kotori (X)."

"Present."

"Misty (Pokemon)."

"Here."

"Neji (Naruto)."

"Here."

"Markl (HMC)."

"Here."

"Krillin (DBZ), my man."

"Yeah."

"Jafar (Magi)."

"Here"

"Izumo (AO no Exorcist)

"Present"

"Shima (AO)

"Here."

"And Erza (Fairy Tail)."

"Present as always."

"Greetings class," a very handsome man with blonde hair and bright blue eyes stated. He stood at the head of his class with such elegance and grace that each eye that fell on him was immediately caught up in the spell. A smile lit his face, which cause every female, and some males, to swoon in their seats. Beside him stood another handsome man with dark black hair, red eyes and pale skin. Though he gave off this dark aura, his features still made the students blush hard. "My name is Howl Jenkins Pendragon and the gentleman beside me is Sebastian Michaelis. We have be granted the opportunity of having a split class, me teaching you all cooking and this gentleman teaching you etiquettes. To get started, we will call roll. Let's start off with Ash (Pokemon)."

"Right here."

"Gaara (Naruto)."

"Here."

"Ichigo (Bleach)."

"Here."

"Kankuro (Naruto)."

"Present."

"Lee (Naruto)."

"I'm here sir."

"Liz (Soul Eater)."

"Here."

"Msyu (C-Control)."

"Here."

"Natsu (Fairy Tail)."

"Yep."

"And finally Ten Ten (Naruto)."

"Right here sir."

"Okay, nice meeting you all. Hope we have a very interesting year together."

"I am known as Mephisto Pheles and you are enrolled in this here science class. I call it biochemiology. It's basically a combination of biology, chemistry, and ecology. Now I'm going to be real with you class, this will not be an easy class, but fear not. It will not be exceptionally hard either. All I expect of you is to study; pay attention and this class will go by easy, believe me. On with the roll, Gohan (DBZ)."

"Here."

"Konekomaru (AO)."

"Present."

"Luffy (One Piece)."

"Hehe, here."

"Kouichi (Digimon)."

"H-here."

"Brock (Pokemon)."

"Here."

"Sangō (Inuyasha)."

"Present."

"Lucy (Fairy Tail)."

"Here."

"Ino (Naruto)."

"Yeah, I'm here."

"Koji (Digimon)."

"Yeah."

"Kiba (Naruto)."

"Here."

The student's pupils bobbed up and down. The boys were practically salivating at the sight while many of the girls looked on in awe or envy. The happy go lucky teacher stood up front rocking her body back and forth, her enormous set of breast bounced eagerly up and down on her chest. She was oblivious that the students were staring at her hefty rack. "Hello students, my name is Shizuka Marikawa and I'll be your teacher for art." She sweetly said, giving them a comfortable smile. "Now I will call roll. Kagura (Gintama)."

"Yes yes yes."

"Soul (Soul Eater)."

"Here."

"Gray (Fairy Tail)."

"Yeah."

"Kimimaru (C-Control)."

"Here."

"Shino (Naruto)."

"Present."

"Chihiro (Spirited Away)."

"Here."

"Ciel (Black Butler)."

"Here."

"Fuma (X)."

"Present."

"Sakura (Naruto)."

"Here."

"And lastly Maka (Soul Eater)."

"Here."

"It is very important to wrap it up. If you don't, then you'll catch a disease which would lead you to your death. With that said, welcome to sex ed. I am Tsunade. Listen up scaly wags and answer to your name. Aladdin (Magi)."

"Here."

"Alois (Black Butler)."

"Present."

"Bon (AO)."

"Here."

"Hakuryuu Ren (Magi)."

"Here."

"Kid (Soul Eater)."

"Present."

"Rin (AO)."

"Sup."

"Tristan (Yu-Gi-Oh)."

"I'm here."

"Kagome (Inuyasha)."

"Present."

"Chad (Bleach)."

"hmph.."

"And Uryū (Bleach)."

"Present."

Tsunade gave off the widest, creepiest smiles the class had ever seen and said, "Let's begin shall we."

How was the intro. Pretty intense right hehe. Thanks for reading and I hope i'll be able to entertain your attentions. Do leave feedbacks. Thanks! This production was made real from contributions of our fellow anime/animation creators for viewers like you! Thank you!

For the teachers, these are the animes I got them from: Zoro, Sanji and Usopp (One piece), Masakaki (C-Control), Goku and Vegeta (DBZ), Howl (HMC), Sebastian (Black Butler), Mephisto (AO), Shizuka (HSOD), Tsunade (Naruto), Excalibur and Stein (Soul Eater), Nurse Joy (Pokemon), Sinbad (Magi), Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh), and Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha).