Hello, Sorry this is so short. I hope I can add more to it though I may not. I'll just have to see how this goes. If you would please R&R. No flames s'il vous plait. If you see any errors feel free to tell me. Thanks!

I do not own Dustfinger or Inkheart. Only in my dreams! XD

Ways to Annoy Dustfinger

1. Hide Gwin whenever Dustfinger calls for/needs the marten.

2. Replace the flammable liquids he uses for his show with something not flammable.

3. Tape the results of Dustfinger using the new supplies and post it on Youtube.

4. Point in a random direction and yell "Fairy!" Then when he turns to look claim it must have been a butterfly instead.

5. Light a bonfire on a very windy night.

6. Tell Farid that ghosts are abundant in the area that he and Dustfinger happen to be staying in. Then watch as Farid twitches and Dustfinger gets annoyed

7. Dress a random book up as a copy of Inkheart and tell Dustfinger where to find it. Then, after he discovers its fake, tell him you were misinformed and run.

8. Dig through his bag.

9. Hide all his matches from him.

10. Walk down a crowded street with Dustfinger and randomly point and shout "look Fenoglio!" When Dustfinger turns and sees he's not there, shrug and say it must have been a look-a-like.

11. Repeat step ten several times until Dustfinger doesn't believe you any more when you point. Once he gets to this point, have Fenoglio actually there and come up while Dustfinger refuses to look.

time he goes to light a match, stop him and proceed to lecture him about the dangers of fire and fire safety. Even bring in someone dressed as Smokey the Bear to help with your lecture.

13. Sit and stare at him until he asks why. Then simply shrug and say nothing. Continue to sneak glances when he's not looking and turn away and act like nothing is going on when he looks at you.

14. Threaten to tell Silvertongue that he has a crush on Resa

15. Actually tell Silvertongue that Dustfinger has a crush on Resa after telling him you wouldn't.

16. After Dustfinger finishes a street performance, look at him and shrugged then say "Not bad."

17. Call him a pyromaniac.

18. Any time Dustfinger asks you a question speak cryptically and never give him a straight answer (kinda like he does).

19. Once he gets frustrated with this, look at him and say, "Not so great when its being done to you, now is it?"

20. When he tries to run off and be alone, follow him even when he tells you to stop following him.

21. Paint little faces on his juggling balls. Tell him they spoke to you and you simply had to bring out their inner person.

Thanks for reading! Tell me if you have any suggestions. I may or may not continue this. R&R please!