AN(SBEAS): Hey everyone! As Awesome Sauce states below, we wrote this together and it was extremely extremely fun! I won't bore you with repeating everything she said, so yeah, make sure to check out the AN right under this one. As for an update schedule, I don't know, because we have a lot written in advance, so if anyone has a suggestion they can tell me in the reviews, but it's probably gonna depend on the chapter. One of the reasons I love this story is because everyone thinks each other are weird because they come from completely differing backgrounds, but at the same time they're all people and can come together despite that. Most chapters will be longer than this, but it definitely switches each time. Just so you know, this story is AoKaga, MuraHimu, MidoTaka, and KiKasa. Sorry for rambling, enjoy!

AN(AS): Hi guys! Awesome Sauce here! I wrote this incredibly ridiculous, incredibly funny, incredibly entertaining thing with my awesome bestie SimonBlackquillEatsASandwich! We'll both have it up, me here on Werdsmith, her on . I wrote most of the camper parts and camp stuff. SimonBlackquillEatsASandwich wrote most of the canon character parts, as I can't write canon at all. Big thanks to her of course, and also a big thanks to my sleepaway camp and camp friends, who a lot of people in this story are based off of! Thank you for reading and enjoy!

Disclaimer: We don't own Kuroko no Basuke.

Chapter 1

"I'm hungry, Momochin. Why didn't you get snacks?"

"It's too early for this, Satsuki."

"Why are we here, Momoicchi? This meeting is so exciting! Why are we here? Tellmetellmetellme!"

"Let her speak, idiot."

"Sorry, senpai…"

"I have somewhere to be soon, Momoi-san, so if we could just hurry this up?"

"Wah, Tetsu-kun, you came? How long have you been there?"

"Momoi, hurry up this nonsense."

"Okay, okay, calm down everyone. Dai-chan told me you all were planning on being lumps this summer, so I took the initiative!" Momoi slowly looked around the room at the wide range of people staring expectantly at her. She wondered how she had become associated with such a rainbow. Pausing for a moment, she braced herself. There was a good chance they wouldn't be thrilled about the next part.

"I signed us all up to be counselors at a camp in America! You all passed remedial English, right?" In her hand was a stack of envelopes, presumably their assignments.

There was a collective groan from the group, along with multiple angry shouts.

"Stop being such babies! It's not going to kill you, and I've been a counselor there before. The kids are great!" She tried to calm the flaring tempers.

"You sound like Coach when she's about to murder us with a new training menu," Kagami protested from his spot in the corner where he had been sitting relatively quietly.

"Mou, gather around," she ordered. "You aren't getting out of this." She dropped everyone's letter on them. They all stared at the letters blankly. "Well, go on. Open them!"

Everyone hesitantly opened the envelopes, dreading what they'd find.

"Tch, I'm a counselor for a bunch of preteen boys and my co-counselor is Bakagami?!" Aomine yelled after scanning his eyes over the paper.

"Like I'd ever want to counsel with your stupid face, Ahomine!" Kagami retorted.

"Muro-chinnnnnn, we're together!" Murasakibara explained happily, although he wasn't actually sure what the rest of the letter meant.

"Actually, it says we're relief counselors, so we probably won't be together often during the day, but it seems we'll be bunking together." Murasakibara deflated slightly, but he figured it was way better than having no Muro-chin at all.

"Senpai, Senpai, what are you? Show me! Can I see?" Kise craned his neck at an awkward angle in hopes of catching a glimpse of Kasamatsu's letter.

"Ugh, back up," he ordered, kicking Kise in the head for good measure. "I'm the counselor for I9, the I stands for Insignis, whatever that means."

"Senpaiiiiiiii!" Kise screeched excitedly. "I'm Insignis relief! Maybe we'll get to work together a bit."

He winked at the last part, causing Kasamatsu to look away and again hit Kise.

Takao was whispering into Midorima's ear, but from the way he was hanging all over him and every so often shouting phrases like, "We can teach them how to kiss!", it became clear that they had been assigned together.

"I've been assigned to Lakeview Girls!" Momoi shouted, wondering if she had been placed with anyone.

No one spoke up except for Akashi, who simply stated, "Lakeview Boys," muttered something about scissors, and left the room.

Both Kuroko and his envelope were gone, so everyone assumed he had left too as they chattered about what the summer would be like.

~~O~~

Christina wandered to the dining hall, slightly lost. Why does my bus always have to be the last bus to get here? she thought. She took her seat at the H19 table and scouted out this year's crop. Her counselor, Satsuki, seemed more than a little lost. Her unit, Hawthorn, was a flock of preteen girls, most of whom seemed to be either talking or checking out the cute new Fraser counselors.

Right in the rowdy unit himself, Matt felt lost. It was his first year, after all. He had met his bunkmates and his counselors, Taiga and Daiki, but this all just felt weird. Soon, the food came out and everyone at F17 was scrambling for a slice of pizza.

Jenna was talking with her Juniper friends from last year, when she realized something weird. Why are there two guys wearing Juniper counselor t-shirts?

"Uh, why are those two guys wearing Juniper tees?" Jenna asked her counselor Hannah, who she knew from last year.

"Camp's trying something new." Hannah said. "Those two guys are Atsushi and Tatsuya, the new reliefs."

Jenna eyed them sketchily. This summer would be… interesting.

Ricky looked over at his sister Jenna, and saw she was looking at her counselors, two of which were guys? That was a little weird, but anything's possible.

Ricky's friend, Mark, tapped him on the shoulder. "Check it out." Mark said, pointing to his counselors. One of the I9 counselors, Yukio, seemed to be kicking the new relief, Ryouta. The two friends snickered.

In the Lakeview dining hall, Ben and the rest of L3 appeared to be having an interesting start to the summer. For one, their counselor, Seijuuro, had the creepiest stare.

"He gives me the heebie jeebies." Ben whispered to his friend Dylan.

"Same here." Dylan whispered back. Of course, they were Lakeview Boys, and a war for the last pizza slice was imminent.

"Was it just me, or did his eye just turn yellow?" Ben whispered.

"And is he holding a pair of scissors?" whispered Dylan.

At the same time, they whispered "I think our new counselor is a psycho."

They were definitely in for a wild summer.

Over at L6, Sammie and her bunkmates were barraging their new counselor, Tetsuya, with questions.

"Can I climb on your shoulders?"

"Why is your hair blue?"

"Why aren't you talking?"

"Your name is weird. Are you foreign?"

"Can you pass me the lemonade?"

"Can I pleeeeaaase get another slice of pizza?"

Their new counselor was in for a lot more questions, and a lot of Disney.