How to piss off Gaara
Give him eyeliner and mascara for x'mas.
Scream "Your Mom!" when he gets mad and pisses you off.
Ask Temari to fan him and say "Chill it Emo Dude."
Get Kankuro to make a Gaara-puppet and repeat his tantrum on puppet.
Play the 'Monster' Theme song when he comes in.
Hint that he's sweet on bushy-brow for saving him.
Say "Hey there batman" cos he hangs upside down on trees.
Hum "Underneath your skin" when he's around.
Call his Team Baki, Team Baka
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Take his teddy away. - .amanda
Draw the planters peanut face on Gaara's gourd. - Masta of da House
Train Akamaru to do his business in the sandbox – hotflamealchemist1
Put Kakazu's heart in his gourd and run around with it screaming "I got a jar of dirt!" – Sound-Ninja-Gaiden08
Find a raccoon. Tell him its Shukaku's little brother. -The Slingshot Effect
Glomp him in public and call him "BabySandman" or "GaaraFluffykins" – yanzmachine
Tell him he IS loved, wait two seconds, then say "JUST KIDDING!!" – sasodeioctembuary