levi was sUP ER, pissed off today like no t normel pissed of tere was the pee all over erwindmill noticed thet the levi was pissed so he said "h ey rivaibblyboop( das erwins pet name for levi) u wanna have super heardcoore gay sex. leevi lets out a giant giraffe noise. "what the fuck says erwisconsin". levitality make s some more giraffe noises. "im gonna fuck thAt bowl of marcoroni over there" says levi. even tjough the macoronibble doesnt exist hes gonna fuck it. NO! hanjuggalo runs in. " DO NOT FUCK THE macorono.
l eviosa why r u so pissed says hanji. "it is my birthday" levi was now super pissed off because he still cant fuck the macorni" anyways levi is turning 420 years old so they decide to take him out to eat for his birthday.
hanji and erwichita, kansas start to make a list of who to invite to chuck e cheeses. so far they have mike, erenipple, mikoosa, bertholemew, flynn reiner, mitt romney. "woah hold on a diddly darn secoOND says hanej. WHO IS MITT ROMNESTLE! "he s obviously the prime minister of new zealand. anyway hanje and erwish so they decide totake a nap.
erwinner goes to his room to change his clothes. he unzips his pants when the sunny D theme song starts playing. Erwin decided tjat this is not optimal time for changing his clothes and falls asleep.
PARTY TYME!
everyone including levi is at chuckee cheeses. They r all having a good time except reiner pissed himself again and everyones kinda pissed at him cause its not really appropriate to do that in public but whatever u feel. anyways erwind brings in the cake and a bowl of macoroni for levi. "HOLD UP( grab the wall)" ANnie leonhardt skates in wearing a banana costume while carrying a boombox playing the canadian national anthem. "you forgot ur party hats" she hands them all party hats but theey are actually just small pieces of wood carved into penises.
eren knocks over the bowl the macaroni and levi is pissed for real.
Levineyard starts rapping very loudly, " SloAW DOWN GRAB THE WALL WIGGLE LIKE U TRYNA MAKE UR ASS FAL OFF" . beettholdt is very angered by this because his grandma died for wiggling so ahrd her ass fell of. HE ACCidentally turns into te colossal titen and destroys the chuck e cheeses butthats okay cause no one fucking likes chuck e cheeses i mean their pizza is fucking disgusting trust me i knew someone who worked there.
AN Y ways erwinchilada carries off levi into the sunset so they can kill titens and probably have gay sex .