A/N- Ok, this will actually have a story at some point in time. This little summary is just so I don't forget my idea while working on No Longer. Hope you like the plot!
Well, it all started with Harry being reluctant to kill the Dark Lord, so he and his friends combed the library looking for alternatives. Naturally, it was Hermione who found the spell to leech all the evil from a person's body.
Harry performed it on Voldemort, and was very surprised that instead of getting a very remorseful man, he got a baby with black hair who was terrified of the spells and curses being cast around it.
Of course, Harry was pretty upset about this. He thought he'd have to kill a helpless child. But Dumbledore said, "Oh, no, you can just raise him to be good, and everything'll be fine and dandy."
And that's how Lord Voldemort came to call Harry Potter 'Dad'.