A/N: This is sort like a talk show, but you vote and every other chap. Will be a new one and there will be one each week….
Disclaimer: Wow you would actually think I'm Erin Hunter…..wow….I take that as a huge compliment!!!! I also do not own Flamespirit-eth's gaspeth
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Poll 1: Best Clan Leader
Prize: a mouse
Contestants-
Tigerstar
Bluestar
Firestar
Onestar
Leopardstar
Raggedstar
Jaypaw……wait, how'd he get there?
Crookedstar
Tallstar
Critic's choice- the critic gets the say and one vote but don't let my decision affect yours.
Willowbranch:
Tigerstar- He's the evil one, the traitor, the killer….but he's smart……maybe.
Bluestar- She gave up on starclan, she welcomed Firestar, she gave up on starclan, and she gave up on starclan….a possibility..
Firestar- He's nice…and he made Squirrelflight possible so that's a yes for me.
Onestar- A surprise possibility
Leopardstar- She accepted tigerstar's offer? No way José
Raggedstar- we barely know him but he seemed like a nice guy….
Jaypaw- I'm not gonna say anything because he's not even supposed to be here.
Crookedstar- he was a good leader..That's all
Tallstar- Poor old guy, I might give him a vote out of sympathy!!!!
Speeches-
Tigerstar
Tigerstar: Ummmm…..Ummm… vote for me, and you can be part of dramatic music plays TIGERCLAN!!!!
Goldenflower & Sasha: TIGERSTAR! TIGERSTAR! TIGERSTAR!!!!!!!!!
Tigerstar: Wait wait wait I'm not done….strikes a sexy pose Now I'm done.
Goldenflower & Sasha: faint
Bluestar
Bluestar: If you choose me as the best clan leader, I promise I will guard you all with dignity!!!
Mistyfoot: GO MOMMY!!!!
Bluestar: Not now honey mommy's giving a speech. I will let starclan guide me like never before!
Mousefur: You're already in starclan…
Bluestar: Well I'm not lying am I? Anyway, vote for me and I will watch over you all.
Mousefur: You have no choice….
Bluestar: Again, no lies!!!!
Firestar
Firestar: I was a kittypet-
Crowd: gaspeth
Firestar: Where have you guys been all these moons?
Crowd: uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm……..
Firestar: Well, going on, now I'm a leader! And I'm proud! So vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm……ok
Firestar: presses easy button
Easy Button: That was easy
Onestar
Onestar: Vote for me!!!!!!!!!1
Crowd: uuuuuuuuuummmmmmm…no
Onestar: aaaaaawwweee I just wanted to press the easy button
Crowd: oh ok!! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm……yes!
Easy Button: That was Easy!!!
Onestar: YAY!!!
Crowd Leader: ok you pressed it and we changed our minds.
Onestar: What?
Crowd Leader: Yeah, we just felt bad for you and wanted you to push the easy button….
Leopardstar
Leopardstar: uuuuuhhh…..hi…vote for tigerstar, he's paying me like, $1,000,000 to say that, I was just hear for the mouse anyway….uhhhhhhh byby…
Crowd: Silence
Raggedstar
Raggedstar: M..m..m..y own s..s…son k..kk….killed m….m..me! SHOW A MAN SOME SYMPITHY!!! Thank you.
Crowd: More silence….
Jaypaw
crowd quietly watches as director, producer, and critic run him offstage
Crowd: WE'RE VOTING FOR HIM!!!!!!!
Crookedstar
Crookedstar: Vote for me, and I'll get you all VIP tickets to Hanna Montana!
Crowd: Who's that?
Crookedstar: I don't know but vote for me and you'll know.
Tigerstar: HA! all you'll is get tickets for some twoleg show-
Dark stripe: How do you know what it is?
Tigerstar: I…..I was just guessing! It's not like I sneak into twoleg place every night at 8:30 to watch it…..
Darkstripe: Oh you don't ok….wait, I'm you look pretty suspicious….oh well.
P.S. Tigerstar voted for Crookedstar so he could see Hanna Montana.
Tallstar
Tallstar: Hello fellow clan mates and cats of all different varieties. speech goes on for an hour
Whispers from the crowd: Why is he giving a long educational speech?
Well he is one of the oldest contestants…
Tallstar: Thank you all for listening.
Critic's choice: drum roll dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
TALLSTAR!!!!!!!
He did give one of the best speaches. Hey, I'm a critic! I'm supposed to be boring!
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A/N: So how was it? Next week the results will be posted. Please give ideas for other polls and VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!! You have a week so do it!
PS: You vote on reviews if you didn't know….