Disclaimer: why do you even ask? you know the answer.
A/N My friend and I will have fun with this...bahahahahaha. So if we see eachother a lot, then there will be more updates but otherwise, it might be slow..
STUPID THINGS THAT PEOPLE / VAMPIRES DO.
Q 1) Emmett, what do you do when you have a butt ache?
A- Oh that's easy! Stand up and smell a sharpie. At least that's what I do. I think Jasper scrathes his butt. Maybe...I shall ivestigate!!
Later that day.
JPOV
What the heak? Why is Emmett circling around me staring at my butt?
EMPOV
Okay let's see. How do I get it to make sure that Jasper get's a butt ache. Hmm. Let's throw sweettarts at him! I mean they are sweet and tart so maybe his butt will pucker up. Then it would ache. Hahaha.
JPOV
"Emmett?"
"Yes??"
"Why are you throwing stuff at my butt?"
"To see if your cheeks will pucker up and then hurt."
"Ummm...weird much?"
"I heard it would work in a magazine!"
"Goodbye Emmett."
"Okay bye homey g dawg!"
Okay so apparrently only
me, myself, and I, plus a few other of cool home slices, get butt
aches. And like I said...
SMELL A SHARPIE! It makes you cool,
like a cucumber.