::::::::::::::::Chuckie's Revenge:::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::Beginning Chapter Uno::::::::::::::::::
:This is just a funny story, well its not funny to many people but I find it hilarious!:
The day was bright and everything was going to plan. Tommy, Phil and Lil were sitting in the sandbox playing with their toys, having a good time. Each of them were 2 years of age, but they were hyper intelligent; or so they claimed.
Chuckie was with his lonesome self, hiding in the bushes massaging his "goolia". As he was becoming aroused, he thought of every way possible to kill his love hate relationship buddy, Tommy Pickles. He hated him with a passion but would always be there for that scumbag.
"I hate…you…Tommy..." Chuckie whispered to himself, rubbing faster on himself. He sat there for a moment releasing his anger out on his hands which weren't going fast enough for his liking. He rubbed his goolia some more until he was completely satisfied, and then wiped himself on the fence near the bush.
"Where's Chuckie?" Lil questioned, throwing sand at Phil's face. Of course, it landed in his eyes and he let out a shriek of pain. He got up and attacked her with his hands, yelling his lungs out.
"You whore!" Phil exclaimed, putting his hands tightly around Lil's throat. "You mother fucker! DIE!" He began shaking her and trying to wipe the sand out of his eyes which were tearing up terribly.
Tommy sat there laughing hysterically. This kind of thing happened before and it always ended up in sex between the two of them anyways, so he didn't mind. He sat back and pulled a pack of cigarettes out his pocket and lit one. While this was going on, he might as well enjoy it.
Chuckie heard Lil's muffled screams and paid no attention to it. He came out of his hiding place and saw the siblings struggling with each other. He didn't find any interest in the fight, so he blindly walked and sat next to Tommy. Tommy ignored Chuckie's presence, but offered him a cigarette.
Chuckie broke the ice quickly. "Tommy, we need to talk. Please." Chuckie began, trying to seem innocent and caring. He knew that if he made Tommy angry it would result in a fight between the two that wasn't going to end in enjoyable intercourse.
"Why you whore?" Tommy yelled, still staring at the fight in front of him. "Why Chuckie? I mean I haven't done anything wrong, and you are hoping that you didn't do anything that you would regret. So what's the deal?" Chuckie sat there silently a moment, trying to gather his thoughts and words.
"Tommy, I think that I want to end this relationship." He said trying to sound defenseless. It didn't work. Tommy got up and put his cigarette out on Chuckie's face. He then grabbed his hair and began dragging him towards the house.
"What did you just say!?" Tommy screamed. At this, Phil and Lil stopped their argument and watched the scene. Chuckie tried struggling but he knew it was no use. Tonight was going to be a long night.
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