My Room
1:37 a.m.
I can't practice snogging when Angus keeps trying to bite my pillow. Ah, being in luurve is really hard.
1:42 a.m
I wonder if my nunga nunga's are too big… I'll call Jas
1:50 a.m
I called five times, but the phone is busy. Her and Tom are pathetic. I wonder if they are snogging on her bed right now, nibble nibble… fabbity fab, I'm imagining my friend's love life…
1:56 a.m
I have nothing to do but annoy Angus.
2:11 a.m
Note to self: never annoy Angus for fear of being scratched on the leg.
2:12 a.m
Do I love Masimo?
2:14 a.m
Or Dave the Laugh?
2:16 a.m
Or the Sex God? Oh this is just brilliant…
2:24 a.m
I must say, they are quite good at lip nibbling.
2:30 a.m
I'll sleep on it, and dream of snogging both. Hm, what is that word I'm looking for…
2:34 a.m
I can't find it in the thesaurus or dictionary
2:35 a.m
Ah yes, I am a pimp, as Hamburger-a-gogo land natives would say!
2:40 a.m
Dave the Laugh called. He called me his kitty. Perhaps I should act like Angus. Would boys find me more attractive? Who cares, my nungas are so big, that's all they care about. Blimy, they jiggle when I poke them.
Is it worth it to keep going? I just had an idea to make a little story out of it... any comments?