REVIEW PLEASE! READ PLEASE! If you don't I will go all emo!
Sakura comes out of the house with a basket full of lemons and lime and walks to her lemonade and limeade stand with her team. Sakura is fundraising because she somewhat and somehow feel sorrow for Tsunade losing all of her money because of her gambling issues.
"Sasuke-kun are you ready to squeeze lemons!?" asked Sakura.
"Shut the fuck up Sakura I could have been playing the avenger but you had to drag me along with this idiot to do this. So my answer to your question is Hells to the no!" Said Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun…" cries "How could you?..." Said Sakura.
"Sakura-chan! There is always me!" yells out Naruto.
"You! The BAKA! Your kidding!" Said Sakura laughing out loud.
Sakura continues to order Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi around.
"Squeeze the lemon faster Sasuke! Naruto that's too much sugar! At least sensei is doing something right!" Yelled out Sakura.
"Sakura you idiot he is only reading." Said Sasuke.
"Well…Sasuke if you were paying attention when I dragged you here you would know what sensei's job was." Said Sakura.
Sasuske's flash back…
Sasuke is on the ground being dragged by Sakura.
"Sasuke-kun I am having a lemonade stand and you will be squeezing lemons, Naruto will be mixing it and Kakashi will be the person who sells the lemon, I mean what ever they call the person who does it!" Sakura said.
"Sakura there is something missing!" Said Sasuke.
"Then what is missing out of my perfect plan?" Sakura said letting him go.
"What will you be doing? Also what the fuck is the point of this?" Said Sakura.
"I will be the one who yells at you guys when something goes wrong! I will be…the…umm…what do you call it."
Sasuke interrupts. "The boss?"
"That's right Sasuke-kun! Now help me or I will tell everyone about your rape mark from Orochimaru!" Said Sakura.
Sasuke returns to reality…
"Hey! Sakura, you never told me why the hell we are doing this?" Asked Sakura.
"Didn't I tell you?" Said Sakura.
"No you didn't!" Said Sasuke.
"Shut up and Squeeze Sasuke." Said Sakura.
Fuck! I was just owned by Sakura, the weakest link! Said Sasuke to himself.
Sakura-chan won't even talk to me. (dies inside) said Naruto to himself.
"Naruto-kun…" said Sakura.
"Yes Sakura-chan!" Naruto said.
"If you loved me you would hurry the fuck up!" Said Sakura.
"OWNED!" Said Kakashi and Sasuke together.
"Fuck this shit! I'm leaving!" Yelled Naruto after being owned.
"Yay." Sasuke Said in his emo tone. "I will leave along with the idiot!" Said Sasuke.
"Fuck you both! At least Kakashi-sensei is still here!" Said Sakura.
Sakura turns to see Kakashi not there and turns again to see Kakashi walking with Sasuke and Naruto. Sakura stands there alone and pissed off.
What the guys are talking about…
"Damn she was being a real bitch today huh?" Said Naruto.
"Hell yeah that's why I left." Said Sasuke.
"That's why you left? I left because I thought we were finished so I just left with you guys." Said Kakashi.
Back to Sakura…
"Oh fuck this…" Said Sakura.
HAHAHAHA!! I bet you were expecting lemon and Limes such as sexual activity…But I did add lemons and limes in this story. Such as the lemons and limes for the lemonade and limeade.