Like A Lollipop
An ADJL songfic
Rated T: For Teen
Shawty say I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say I lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say I ... like a lollipop
Huntsgirl came wandering into the Huntsman's quarters late one night, an unofficial training session between the two of them.
"Huntsgirl! Its about time you showed up, I haven't all night to wait for you? Are you sure you weren't followed?"
"Yes Huntsmaster, I had to wait for 88 and 89 to fall asleep, but I'm positive we're alone," she replied.
A smile crept up over his sensitive, perfectly featured face.
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club...
"Huntsgirl! You need to move faster!" he growled, "It's absolutely no wonder you haven't slain more than one dragon."
Secretly though, she knew he didn't mean it one bit, as he enjoyed pinning her on the ground as much as she enjoyed letting him catch her.
Okay, lil mama had a swag like mine
Even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel right when its wrong like lyin
Man, she ain never had a love like mine
"Huntsgirl, I want you to practice sparring on the offensive side, verses just the defensive. You need to be more agressive, come at me like you mean it!"
"Oh yes master, I'll show you how much I mean it," she replied curtly.
Moving in a tight, rotating circle, she attacked in small strikes, inserting a punch, a kick, a jab to the ribs, very effectively bringing her Master down.
"Good," he gasped, as she snuck in a hard jab to his abdomen.
But even Huntsgirl wasn't fast enough. He spun around, pinning her again. He released her, when he felt a hard squeeze.
"Aaaa"..he gasped, "That...was a very...unexpected...move, Huntsgirl. I didn't think you were capable of such actions."
"You'd be surprised," she replied with the faintest trace of a smile.
The Huntsman grinned widely back.
And thats when she said I lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah I like that )
She said I lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah I like that )
She said I lo-lo-look like a lollipop
( oh yeah I like that )
Shawty I lo-lo-lookin like a lollipop
( oh yeah I like that )
Two hours later, both the Huntsman and his young apprentice were sweating and grunting to keep the pace. Suddenly , the Huntsman dropped to the ground in pain.
"Are you injured?" she asked, clearly concerned.
"Ahh, its my shoulder, I must have dislocated it," he groaned.
"Here, let me take a look," she said, gently examining his back. "You haven't dislocated anything, you're just very,
very tense."
"How do I fix this," he moaned.
"Here, just relax, let me see what I can do," she replied sweetly. Rubbing his shoulder, she dug her thumbs into his back, working out the kinks in his muscles.
"That feels..amazing...I need to stretch more after working out" he moaned contently.
"Mmm, a big macho man like you needs to take care of his man muscles", she cooed.
"Huntsgirl?"
"Yes, Huntsmaster?"
"Could you...go a little harder?"
Shawty wanna thug( oh yeah I like that )
Bottles in the club( oh yeah I like that )
"Huntsgirl, there's one more exercise I'd like you to preform for me, before you retire for the night."
"Yes?" she asked, hesitantly.
"Follow me, girl," he commanded.
Guiding her down a deserted hall, they came to a door.
"Huntsgirl, this task will not be easy. But I believe I have trained you well."
"I accept a challenge," she replied.
Stepping inside, the room was instantly dark.
"Master?" she asked. The door shut.
I get her on top she drop it like it hot
And when im on the bottom she hit the very bottom
"This was an excellent training session, Huntsgirl."
"I am very...enlightened, Master," she replied.
"I would like the opportunity to continue training you, secretly of course. Shall we say, tomorrow night?"
"Of course, Master, I am honored."
This beats a night with Jake, she thought to herself.
He so sweet
She wanna lick the wrapper
Who would have thought, rap plus ADJL equals pure magic.
Win, win and more win.
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