Lunch
Crash and Cortex disappeared down the underground tunnel. Dingodile and Ripper Roo could hear them shrieking out in pain as they fought with each other.
Somebody should help them…
"Lunch?" Dingodile asked the blue kangaroo that was beside him.
Ripper Roo quickly nodded his head.
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"Hello, welcome to A Restaurant," He paused, "What can I get for you two?" A teenage waiter asked in a bored tone.
Dingodile put his menu down, "Ello mate, we'll take…" He paused to look at Ripper Roo who was lying on the cold tile floor. His long pink tongue was sticking out.
"Can I just get some water for now?" Dingodile asked, politely.
The waiter rolled his eyes, "Whatever." He quickly jotted down the order down on his notepad.
When the waiter left, Dingodile stared at Ripper Roo. "Hey, what's the matter with you?"
Ripper Roo didn't reply.
The waiter returned with ice cold water. "Thanks."
Dingodile poured the cold water on Ripper Roo. The blue kangaroo quickly jolted upwards as if he's been electrocuted.
Ripper Roo started hopping around the restaurant. People were starting to get frightened of him. Some people ran out of the restaurant, fearing for their lives.
Dingodile watched as Ripper Roo came back to their table. He was still soaking wet and he started to shiver.
"Guess I shouldn't have done that." Dingodile said to himself as he looked at the damage Ripper Roo has caused.
Ripper Roo continued to lie down on the floor. Dingodile just rolled his eyes at him.
"You know, you can sit on the chair instead of lying on the floor." Ripper Roo looked up at him.
"Guah?" Ripper Roo said. He had a confused facial expression.
The half dingo and half crocodile rolled his eyes. "Never mind."
The waiter came back, "Can I like get your order now?"
Dingodile nodded his head. "I'll take a cheeseburger. What about you, blue dude?"
Ripper Roo looked up. He started laughing.
"Ugh, is he like…okay?" The teenage waiter asked.
Dingodile shook his head, "He's never okay. He never will be okay either."
Ripper Roo continued laughing.
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Dingodile bit into his cheeseburger. "I thought you wanted lunch?" He asked him when he swallowed.
Ripper Roo looked up at him and he growled, "Guah!?"
Ripper Roo started laughing again and bit into the wooden chair that Dingodile was sitting on.
"Hey! What are you doing!?" Ripper Roo bit a piece of wood off the chair and started to devour it.
Dingodile's eyes widened, "Your not supposed to eat that!"
Ripper Roo laughed menacingly and swallowed the piece of wood.
"Oh boy, I knew I should have asked somebody else to eat lunch with." Dingodile complained to himself.
The waiter came back with their bill. "Here's like your bill." He carelessly threw the bill on their table.
Dingodile looked at the bill, "Fifty dollars! Just for water and a cheeseburger?"
"Yep."
"I don't have fifty dollars." He quietly said to himself. "What should I do?"
Before he knew it, Ripper Roo grabbed the bill with his foot and ate it. Dingodile watched in astonishment. Ripper Roo burped, a piece of the bill landed on the floor.
"Ah, I guess your not so bad after all." Dingodile smiled.
"Guah?" Ripper Roo raised a brow.
"Never mind!" Dingodile shouted.
Ripper Roo and Dingodile quickly snuck out of the restaurant.
The End
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I was so bored, so I made this. Yay for Ripper Roo!